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SET LIST 5 — Living à la Mode

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Set List Five barges in shirtless with a smirk, aiming low and hitting hard. "Mic Drop" sets the tone — a gleefully obscene circus of sex, swagger, and zero apologies. This isn't love; it's lust in overdrive, where "One Night Stan" and "Meet Michael Hawk" flip the playboy archetype into a grotesque cartoon. Beneath the raunch and braggadocio, there's a raw kind of sadness — the desperate ego of someone terrified of being irrelevant. "Fifty Ways" and "Cinnabon Girl" reveal the rot behind the seduction, dripping with parody and shame. These aren't locker room stories; they're confessions from a man who's seen too much porn and not enough love. By the time "She Don't Cum Easy" rolls around, you realize it's not just sex being exposed — it's loneliness.

One Sentence Summary

The Quick Take

This set is a mix of bold and funny songs that talk about sex, ego, and the crazy things people do to feel important. But under the humor, there's a deep sadness and struggle people don't see.

Themes, Mood & Comparisons

What It’s About & Who It Sounds Like

Key Themes

Lust, ego, loneliness, sexual satire, masculine bravado

Mood & Tone

Raunchy, darkly comedic, lonely under the swagger.

Sounds Like

Andrew Dice Clay, early Eminem, Bloodhound Gang

Trigger Warning

Explicit sexual content, adult language throughout. X-rated.

Four Word Track Descriptions

Every Track at a Glance

#	Track Title	Rating	Four Word Description
1	Mic Drop	X	Obscene circus, zero apologies
2	One Night Stan	X	Playboy archetype grotesque cartoon
3	Meet Michael Hawk	X	Bravado meets lonely truth
4	Fifty Ways	X	Explicit instructional satirical romp
5	Cinnabon Girl	X	Seduction reveals rot underneath
6	She Don't Cum Easy	X	Not sex—just loneliness

Simple Language Description

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This set is a mix of bold and funny songs that talk about sex, ego, and the crazy things people do to feel important. But under the humor, there's a deep sadness and struggle people don't see.

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⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING – SET LIST FIVE (5)
Set List Five contains frequent explicit sexual themes, crude humor, and provocative language, with each track contributing its own variation of adult content and tone.

“Mic Drop” leans heavily into exaggerated, performance-driven sexuality with graphic imagery and shock-value delivery, setting an intentionally over-the-top tone.

“One Night Stan” centers on casual encounters and emotional detachment, portraying relationships as fleeting and transactional.

“Meet Michael Hawk” is built around extended sexual innuendo and wordplay, using humor and double meanings to create suggestive content throughout.

“There It Goes” introduces a darker edge, combining explicit sexual references with themes of emotional emptiness, self-destructive behavior, and disregard for others.

“Living Large” shifts into body-focused humor, which may be perceived as fetishizing or insensitive in its portrayal of physical traits.

“No Thanks Babe” includes judgmental and potentially offensive attitudes around appearance, relationships, and sexual history, reflecting a more critical and abrasive tone.

“Look Her Up” continues with themes of infidelity and objectification, emphasizing shallow motivations in romantic decision-making.

“Hideaway” blends moments of chaos and disaster imagery with infidelity and deception, ultimately using a twist of humor to undercut the situation.

“In a Jiffy” explores casual intimacy followed by regret and lingering confusion, with references to substance use and emotional dissonance after a brief connection.

“Fifty Ways” is a parody-style track that presents exaggerated, crude “instructions” tied to different names, using explicit humor and shock value to reinterpret relationship advice.

“She Don’t Come Easy” is a parody inspired by Ringo Starr, focusing on sexual performance themes and frustration, delivered through explicit and comedic framing.

“Cinnabon Girl,” a spoof inspired by Neil Young, uses playful but suggestive metaphors and innuendo to create a lighter tone, though it still contains adult themes.

Overall, the set is driven by explicit humor, parody, and boundary-pushing language, with varying degrees of emotional depth beneath its provocative surface.

LIVING A LA MODE
SET LIST FIVE (5)
1 Mic Drop
2 One Night Stan
3 Meet Michael Hawk
4 There It Goes
5 Living Large
6 No Thanks Babe
7  Look Her Up
8  Hideaway
9 In a Jiffy
10 Fifty Ways
11 She Don't Come Easy
12 Cinnabon Girl


(1) MIC DROP
In I walk
You hear the mic drop
Even the hands of the clock stop
All the fans in stands knees knock

Once rhymes start dropping there’s no stopping 
Girls kicking their knickers and panties off
As seats are getting wet from where it’s soft like cotton

The chicks with a flick of their wrists 
Are lingerie tossing
We be G-string flossing
The floozies are using my sausage as a lozenge 
Then I asked if salad tossing is an option

We all know I come with extra dressing
‘Cause I’m flexing and not stressing
But just to get that much flesh in 
There is bound to be some messing

It will get down and dirty
If she’s flirty and under thirty
Hope you’re thirsty is she gets squirty

Look now we’re all sweaty ‘cause she’s ready 
to have you and your best friend 
to put it in and take it out 

Now her mouth 
Now her spout
Now her mouth 
Now her spout
And now…
BABY PULL IT OUT!

Must be time to console
Oops…went in the wrong hole
(But it wasn’t REALLY the wrong hole)

Yeah, guys know…
(stop look around)
Hey, any bi’s blow?
I still get good wood on the fast ball!
Yes, I’ll fuck trannys who are passable
Go ahead…Make my day!
And lick my balls and @sshole!

(2) ONE NIGHT STAN
Well I’m going out tonight
And I look ‘aight
It’s time to give the ladies hell
We’ll catch one under our spell

And then maybe take her home
You know I love to bone!
The next morning I’ll drop her off
And never call her on the phone 

You can call me ‘one night Stan”
Hey baby, I’m YOUR man!
Let’s have a little fling
Who get the girls to sing?

And as you’re calling out my name
We’ll get this kitten tamed
I’ll give you the best day of your life
Then sneak out in the middle of the night

Yeah, you get just one day then I’m afraid
I’ll have to go star on another stage
Today it’s ALL the rage
So don’t feel like YOU’VE been played

They call me ‘wrong number Bill’
Hey baby come and get your fill!

They call me ‘long gone John’
It may not be right…
But you can’t tell me that it’s wrong!


(3) MEET MICHAEL HAWK
I called up this girl who
was going to see me tonight
She told me she was going to
a play with Michael Hawk…

Have you ever
met Michael Hawk?
I heard all his friends
call him Mike
He’s real friendly with the ladies
There’s something
about him they all like

Have you ever
met Michael Hawk?
He’s what they call
a real standup guy
He is over
six feet tall
And almost two feet wide

Michael Hawk might look
a little strange to you
Because his head is purple
His belly is white
And his feet are blue

He’s a memorable man
that Michael Hawk…
He always leans when he walks
He only wears one sock
And he never, ever talks

All the girls fall in love
with Michael Hawk
They say he’ll fit you
like a glove
that Michael Hawk
And that no man rises above
Michael Hawk
Yes, he’s very well
thought of that
Michael Hawk

Come along with
Michael Hawk
Won’t you dance
with Michael Hawk?
Hum a song to
Michael Hawk
Wrap your hands
around Michael Hawk

But never laugh
at Michael Hawk
And never turn your back on
Michael Hawk
Or you might get
slapped by Michael Hawk
For he’s very rash
that Michael Hawk

Have him for breakfast
Michael Hawk
Make him supper
Michael Hawk
Introduce him to your
sister and mother
Michael Hawk
But not your father or brother
Michael Hawk

He reminds me of a pirate,
Michael Hawk
For he’s only got one good eye
He’s made many girls go blind
Other girls quiver
and other girls cry

If you ever come across
Michael Hawk
Don’t hesitate to
give him a kiss
Just so long
as you don’t mind
The slight taste
of salt upon your lips


(4) THERE IT GOES
Ninety nine percent of my time is spent alone
And I give the one percent to the fucking hoes

I’m good for dick and not much else
I have a hard time controlling myself

Those that I love I hurt the most
In time you’ll find I’ve become a ghost

You think you see me
I’m not really there
Behind my fake concern
I don’t really care

Ninety nine percent of my time is spent alone
And I give the one percent to the fucking hoes

She turns a trick
Well that’s a treat
We get a room
Take her off the street

Hey babe
How ‘bout breakfast in bed
Could you give me a hand?
And maybe some head

Ninety nine percent of my time is spent alone
And I give the one percent to the fucking hoes

Some have a job
And others have a hobby
I got an excuse to leave
When hard gets floppy

I leave ‘em hot
And I leave ‘em soggy
I leave ‘em cold 
With no, “I’m sorry”

Ninety nine percent of my time is spent alone
And I give the one percent to the fucking hoes

You better get it while you can…
And there it goes

(5) LIVING LARGE
When my fat girl winked at me
I smiled back Immediately

‘Cause I’ve learned to 
like ‘em you see
hefty, chunky, 
bumpy and large

You know when obesity 
Comes running towards me
You know I don’t stray far
Oh yeah…oh yeah….
I’ve grown to love ‘em large

Sure she’s got some 
pie on the thigh
And some rack on the lamb
But at least I found someone
Who loves me for who I am…

Sure she may sag a bed
Or perhaps maybe 
even bend a chair

But it’s really good 
for your head
To know she’ll
always be there…

Sure, she’s got more 
than just one chin
And the girth of 
two full-grown men

But she’s become 
the center of my earth
Not because of 
gravity but because 
I know what true
love is worth…

It’s not weighed by 
pounds of the flesh
Yet it’s so rare that 
Two people mesh

Sure, she fell on me 
the last time we hugged
That’s not how or why 
I got sucked into the 
belly button of love…

I just felt so cozy 
so safe, so warm
And well-protected from
all of this world’s harm

So now I live here in this place
Living off the 
crumbs and gravy 
that runs down 
The sides of her face…

Sure, when she sits 
she somehow expands
But we were meant 
to become one 
in God’s great big plan

Because I finally found a girl
Who loves me for all that I am

So when my fat girl winked at me
I smiled back immediately

‘Cause I’ve learned to 
love ‘em you see
hefty, chunky, bumpy and large

You know when obesity 
Comes running towards me
You know I don’t stray far
Oh yeah…oh yeah….
I’ve grown to love ‘em large

Oh yeah…oh yeah….
I’ve grown to love ‘em large


(6) NO THANKS BABE
I said no thanks babe
No I don’t want that
If you end up looking like your momma
That’ll be too damn fat

I’m not looking for a one-night stand
I’m looking for a wife
Not looking to just share my bed
Looking to share my whole life

It’s not easy
chopping down family trees
They call me the gardener
when I’m raking up your leaves

How many men
have you been with?
Any history of disease?
I need to know it all
So answer if you please


(7) LOOK HER UP
You fell in love
But she wasn’t a ten
Now you’re wondering
What if you went back again…

Would you look her up 
Just to f*ck her hot friend?
Yeah, that’s the question
Most asked amongst men

Some live to run themselves
Straight through the ringer
Keep falling in love
With all these unplugged singers

When they’ve already heard the story
As we count the fallen seeking glory


(8) HIDEAWAY
Digging ditches by the side of the road – yeah
Two trains are coming and they’re overloaded – oh no
The bomb went off there was a giant explosion
Lots of things got lost amidst the commotion

Lots of people changed and it wasn’t for the better
“Every man for himself!” they all cried together

Yeah roll, duck and cover
Is a real mother fucker
When the room’s on fire
And you’re the burning tire

This scene that you’re seeing
Makes you feel so out of being
Leaves wondering if you’ll ever be the same?

It’s been a devil of a day
And you haven’t yet escaped
You’ll be lucky if you get home with your name

Often times when I’m touring
I find myself exploring
New people, places, things and states of mind

Oh… so why would I be lonely 
When there’s so much you could show me
You know that we could take a trip at any time…

Yeah, I’m right here
But I’m willing to disappear
We could find ourselves a little hideaway…

I know you’re husband’s out of town
And he won’t be coming ‘round
You know we could sure have ourselves a day…

Well, mamma said yes
Just like I guessed
So we proceeded on our way

To the traveler’s inn down town
Where we could lay ourselves down
And have a cozy little stay

Well we were walking from car
A boy yelled, “Mommy, there you are!”
I felt her let go of my hand right away

Little boy and mommy looked surprised
Both looked at me with great big eyes
And I said, “Hi, my name is Dave and I’m gay.”


(9) IN A JIFFY
She had a reputation for repetition
Yeah, lots of guys got what they were wishing
Easier than going fishing
Boy, you ain't kidding
Like one-string fiddling
Or perhaps burning kindling
When two hands start fondling
So quickly she's responding

There's a party in her pants
And I was that night's guest of honor
Though I didn't really want her
Even though she's hotter than fire
With her eyes filled with desire
I shoulda took my worm off the hook
And walked away from the water

Because lately I've been being haunted
By an unwanted and unfading memory
Two pictures taken for someone else
For some reason I ended up getting them
I got them all to myself

Yeah, those, and a thong are all that she left me
Well, that and a couple of songs
And now that she has gone
I guess I'm getting along
But it still feels a little wrong
That's she's on her way back to Taiwan
And now I'm back to hitting on my bong

For you see she left me in a jiffy
After giving me a stiffy
I ended up getting one last quicky
And then she was history
She said that she had to go
She had to go and unlock the mystery
I said if these walls could talk
Then we'd both be the talk of the century
She said if these walls could talk
Then we'd both be in the penitentiary

To which I replied that all depends
On who's sitting on the jury
She believed that we'd go free
If she could do to them
What she had done to me

Well I guess by now you see
Why she's able to be walking down the street
And why when it comes to me
They're bringing the heat
'Cause when she got down on her knees
I was still standing on my feet
Because you see...

She had a reputation for repetition
Yeah, lots of guys got what they were wishing
Easier than going fishing
Boy, you ain't kidding
Like one-string fiddling
Or perhaps burning kindling
When two hands start fondling
So quickly she's responding

There's a party in her pants
And I was that night's guest of honor
Though I didn't really want her
Even though she's hotter than fire
With her eyes filled with desire
I shoulda took my worm off the hook
And walked away from the water
If she ever had a kid
The whole block could be the father

(10) FIFTY WAYS (Spoof of FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER)
The problem is he gets no head not a sniff of pussy 
The answer is easy if you take advice from me
I can help you make it big your little, little peter
There must be fifty ways to fuck your lover

He said he got no courage around the girls
So they don’t open their shells, don’t give up their pearls
I say if you want the sex then just be direct 
There must be fifty ways to fuck your lover, fifty ways to fuck your lover

Put a bag over head Ted
Make sure she's on the pill Bill
Just whip out your dick Nick
Ride her like a bike Mike

Do her doggy style Kyle
Hit her from the back Jack
Play her like a toy Roy
Go and slip it in Vin

Give her a spank Frank
Stick it right between her lips Chip
Tell her jump on John
How about sharing Aaron

Tell her right now gimmie Jimmy
Watch out for a quiffs Keith
Go dive in the gorge George
Give her your all Paul

You better make her moan Ramon
Drop the bomb Tom
Measure her by the meter Peter
Get it nice and sweaty Eddie

Look out for the puss Russ 
Whip out your meat Pete
Give it a shave Dave
Grab her two knobs Bob

I wanna hear her squeal Neal 
Rub it on her hymen Simon
Go for the cherry theft Jeff
Make sure it's bleeding Stephen

Ask her to free Willy Billy 
Shoot a wad Rod
Try not to turn her gay Ray
Don't be a homo so go for the blow Mo

Play homerun derby and give her the bat Matt 
Do her in the dark Mark
Watch out for the smell Mel
Turn her black and blue Lou

Don't make her beg Greg 
Play Adam and Eve Steve
Lift up her shirt Kurt

Make her your bitch Rich
Try for the whole fist Chris
Make sure it's clean Dean 
Don't be a dad Brad

Get her wet and hot Scott
Make her panties sticky Rickey
Never settle for a hug Doug 
Go taste some candy Andy

Let her ride the bologny pony Tony
Unbutton her pants Lance
Just give her a good fuck Chuck
You don't' have to discuss much...

He said he was impressed and he’d see how it goes
Now that he’d seen just how to pimp the hoes
If you’re a player know a player plays for there must be fifty ways

He said with this new insight he was sure to score tonight
Later on when I saw him with a lady I knew that he was right
In the morning we’ll have to check her pillow to see if she bites
There must be fifty ways to lick your lover, 
And fifty guys who met your mother!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha…


(11) SHE DON’T COME EASY (spoof of IT DON’T COME EASY)
One, two,
One, two, three, four!

She don’t cum easy
You know she don’t cum easy
You’ve asked a lot of dudes who’ve said that it’s the truth 
Now you know she don’t cum easy

You can open up your mouth and stick your tongue way out
But you’ll just get claustrophobic and queasy

Spread those legs apart
Let’s cum together 
She said but before you even start
I want you to know that I’ve had better...

It don’t matter if you’re gonna fuck or if you lick and suck
We all know she don’t cum easy
She’ll stack ‘em side by side lined up in rows of five
Asking, “Who’ll be the one to please me?”

Wet… that pussy is what you want to make it
Sure, she’s lied to other guys
Look her in the eyes and watch out that she don’t fake it

You’ve asked a lot of dudes who’ve said that it’s the truth 
Now you know she don’t cum easy

You can open up your mouth and stick your tongue way out
But you’ll just get claustrophobic and queasy

Wet… that pussy is what you want to make it
Sure, she’s lied to other guys
Look her in the eyes and watch out that she don’t fake it

It don’t matter if you’re gonna fuck or if you lick and suck
We all know she don’t cum easy
She’ll stack ‘em side by side lined up in rows of five
Asking, “Who’ll be the one to please me?”


(12) CINNABON GIRL (spoof of CINNAMON GIRL)
I fell in love with a Cinnabon Girl
When she reached in with her nub
And gave my foam latte a swirl
My Cinnabon Girl

She drank cream from the pitcher
Stole all the butter in sight
And when she called me her pecan
It was to my delight
My Cinnabon Girl

Six sticky buns for here
At least two more to go
And throw in a cup of glaze
Because you just never know

With a Cinnabon girl
She looked at me
Like I had pies in my eyes
I whispered in her ear
“For you it's a la mode, my dear”
To my Cinnabon Girl

I ordered three vanilla crullers
She made ‘em disappear
My eyes grew wide
I can’t say how …
I can only say where

But, it was the last croissant
Which we both did want
So we got into a fight...

Now it seems like nothing’s right
Right!!!
Right!
Right?

I fell in love with a Cinnabon Girl
When she reached in with her nub
And gave my foam latte a swirl
My Cinnabon Girl

SET LIST FIVE (5)

funny, explicit, offensive, dirty

No apologies, no filters—just the raw, ridiculous, and often profane side of life. These songs revel in the absurd, the explicit, and the unapologetically crude, finding humor where others might blush and honesty where others might hide.

Shock Humor, Sexual Content, Parody, No Holds Barred

LIVING A LA MODE

(1) Mic Drop

(2) One Night Stan

(3) Meet Michael Hawk

(4) There It Goes

(5) Living Large

(6) No Thanks Babe

(7) Look Her Up

(8) Hideaway

(9) In a Jiffy

(10) Fifty Ways

(11) She Don't Cum Easy

(12) Cinnabon Girl

Set List 5 — Living à la Mode

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Set List 5 — Living à la Mode

Lead Rating: X

Total Points: 33

Strategic Arc: Explicit sexual humor, parody, pornographic intent. First X.

⚠️ Trigger Warning: Frequent explicit sexual themes, crude humor, provocative language, graphic imagery, parody, innuendo, emotional emptiness, body-focused humor, infidelity, objectification.

#	Song	Rating	Four-Word Summary
1	Mic Drop	X	Explicit, chaotic performance mayhem
2	One Night Stan	PG-13	Fleeting fling, nightly escape
3	Meet Michael Hawk	PG-13	This one seems normal
4	There It Goes	PG-13	Lonely man, reckless encounters
5	Living Large	PG-13	Body-positive lustful comedy
6	No Thanks Babe	PG-13	Judgmental, critical sexual rejection
7	Look Her Up	PG-13	Second chance, say hi
8	Hideaway	PG-13	Infidelity with a twist
9	In a Jiffy	PG-13	First to home nightly
10	Fifty Ways	X	Many methods intercourse parody
11	She Don't Come Easy	X	Her sexual frustration parody
12	Cinnabon Girl	PG-13	Date with diabetes parody

Collection Summary: A gleefully obscene set driven by explicit humor, parody, and boundary-pushing language. Beneath the raunch and braggadocio lies a raw kind of sadness — the desperate ego of someone terrified of being irrelevant.

Artist Comparison: Eminem (Slim Shady), Stephen Lynch, Tenacious D

Key Themes: Explicit sexual humor, parody, transgressive language, emotional emptiness, objectification