⚠️ CONTENT ADVISORY: TRIGGER WARNING SET LIST 24 This musical album contains overtly graphic and sexually explicit content intended strictly for adult audiences. Listeners are hereby warned that the following tracks explore themes including, but not limited to: Bisexual and pansexual eroticism Extreme sexual language and vivid descriptions of intercourse Oral, anal, and group sex; reference to ejaculation and bodily fluids Parody and satirical depictions of public figures and media personalities Crude humor involving religion, politics, and mental illness References to STIs, PrEP, PEP, and real-world medications Descriptions of risky sexual behavior including anonymous sex and glory holes Explicit portrayals of incest fantasy, sexual grooming, and age-inappropriate encounters Highly offensive language, racial descriptors, slurs, and intentionally provocative statements Death, violence, self-harm ideation, substance abuse, and revenge fantasies Fetishization, transgressive acts, and defilement Degrading, misogynistic, and misandrist statements framed as satire Non-consensual implications and references to past abuse The lyrics across this album intentionally challenge social, moral, and sexual norms, often employing extreme vulgarity, irony, and hyperbole to do so. This material is not suitable for minors or for individuals sensitive to any of the aforementioned topics. Listener discretion is strongly advised. By continuing, you acknowledge that you are of legal age and capable of consenting to exposure to such material. BI RIDE OR DIE RIDE ALBUM THIRTY-FOUR (34) 1. Reading I Blow (Rainbow) 2. Slinging Lines 3. Alex Jones in a Rabbit Hole 4. Four Pills a Day 5. Draining Balls 6. Grindr Diaries 7. I've Been Slappin' 8. I M Bi Ride 9. Like an Angel 10. Three-Month Girl (Melanie Ann McCarthy) 11. You're a Whore, Mrs. Robinson 12. Risk Genes 13. Thinking Gets Risky 14. Chick Fillet 15. Why I Like Sex 16. Browser History (1) READING I BLOW (RAINBOW) I'm having a bisexual party, I want everybody to come. I think I might be bi... I'm gonna go blow a guy... Maybe three or even four Look at me, I'm such a whore! I will suck almost anyone... Curved or straight Small or hung Both taste great! Sooo much fun! Black and brown I go right down Yellow or white I won't bite! Pants are down but dicks are up When I'm in town y'all erupt (2) I'VE BEEN SLAPPIN I've been slappin' crackers. I've been blowin' actors. I've been mappin' the city. I've been feelin' pretty shitty. I've been... I've been havin' the time of my life. But I've been payin' the price. I ain't thought once. I sure didn't think twice. Ever since the day I first kissed a girl I've been chucking lots of clams Collecting up pearls Diving deep for clams Ever since the day I first kissed a girl I've been diving deep for clams And chucking out the pearls yeah Forgetting who I am And my place and my place In this world Ain't about no silly laugh or wearing black Something, something, something Can't be taken back, yeah Cum in my mouth if you'll love me forever... Cum in my eye if you won't! Cum in my pussy if you want a family... Cum in my ass if you don't! (3) ALEX JONES IN A RABBIT HOLE I found Alex Jones in a rabbit hole, and I said hello my friend, something, something, something, and it's happening again, oh, yeah. We're lying here in the gutter, both looking at each other. I take more than I give, but I ain't no hypocrite, yeah. I don't take anybody's shit, but y'all gotta learn to live with it, yeah. I take more than I give, but I ain't no hypocrite, yeah. I don't take anybody's shit, but y'all gotta learn to live with it, yeah. I take more than I give, but I ain't no hypocrite, yeah. I tell you I don't care what color your skin, I don't give a damn what club you're in, no. I take more than I give, but I ain't no hypocrite, yeah. I tell you I don't care what color your skin, I don't give a damn, no. I break for blue-haired lesbians, I break for Antifa trans I break for MAGA who got a big dick, My bisexual, bipartisan plan! (4) FOUR PILLS A DAY Who's your favorite band? Tommy and the Trans. Who got a lot of fans? Tommy and the Trans. Tommy and the Trans…. Tommy and the Trans... Tommy and the Trans… I'm secretly straight But I pretend to be gay To fit in… You want to know more But I'm not really sure Where to begin… (Oh sorry, wrong show….) In this orgy in the dark, there's no telling who I'm screwing. But let go of my ears, I know what the hell I'm doing. I like holes more than faces. I like dicks more than first names. Turn out all the lights so we don't feel ashamed. And that's alright with everyone who came. I take four pills a day Because I'm a slut… yeah! One of those pill Sidafidil… helps get it up… so I can fuck Or erupt after I get sucked! One pills saves the day So I can't get AIDS I would never do the touch your toes forbidden act with some cheek spread dancer that's a fact! If I couldn't keep it hidden and not get gay cancer Well how 'bout dat? So I got three apps for draining my sap that's how I'm livin', yeah! I take two pills after unprotected sex Or getting neck along with the Prep Called doxypep! Take two of these and after this Reduce the risk of syphilis, chlamydia and gonorrhea Cause I don't know where that cum dump been And you don't NEITHER!!!!

(5) DRAINING BALLS Drainin' balls, I'm drainin' balls, Come one and all. Drainin' balls, I'm drainin' balls, Come one and all. Drainin' balls, You could put both hands on my balls, Better that than a round of applause. (6) GRINDR DIARIES Every time I go on Grindr to get a piece of tail, Halfway through the rail I have to bail I got shit on my dick, I got shit on my dick, I got shit on my dick, I got shit on my dick. It's when I find a fine hine and I sit down to eat, I spy something funky growing and I gotta leave. That's worse than shit on my dick, Worse than shit on my dick, That's much worse than shit on my dick, Oh, that's worse than shit on my dick. I'm at the Morning Glory Bed and Breakfast, yeah I think it's down on Harding Street. Just when I find a fine hind and I sit down to eat, I see something funky growing and I gotta leave That's worse than shit on my dick, worse than shit on my dick, That's much worse than shit on my dick, oh that's worse than shit on my dick. (7) SLINGING LINES I put it in and then pulled it out... First it was her ass and then it was her mouth Then I slipped it in the only hole she had left With the grip, zip, tip, dip, zip then I fled, yeah I screamed out what the fuck is this? No, I never signed up for no question mark kids! I said damn you hit every branch on the fugly tree Now get the fuck away from me! I was born with the safety off That's how I think, that's how I act That's how I fuck, that's how I walk… If you can read this Then the bitch fell off Says the back of the shirt As I ride my hog! I got one in the pink and two in the stink Took off my ring, washed my dick in the sink Gave her a wink as I told her my kinks… And I'm ready to get sweaty with Betty. Don't give a fuck what that cuck Barney thinks, no. Got one in the pink and two in the stink And I'm ready to get sweaty with Betty. Don't give a damn what Barney thinks, no. I walked in, lit up my smoke Had a sip of Jack and Coke To catch a pretty girl's eye You know I ain't afraid to lie I'm well known for slinging lines to the women with the big behinds No, it don't have to be the truth so long as it gets me close to you By the time you find that it's a fib I'll have my hands around your hips And by the time you start to get mad I'll tell you that you weren't half bad And now that we've played Adam and Eve God told me it's time to leave (8) I'M BI RIDE OR DIE I'm bi ride or die I'm bi ride or die I'm bi ride or die I'll suck the dick I'll lick the clit I'll do some fucking crazy shit I'll squeeze them tits I'll spread those cheeks I'll do it days I'll do it weeks Oh yeah, spread those cheeks I'll squeeze those tits I'll drain those balls swallow your kids I got some gray eyebrows I shave everything else I fuck girls, suck guys While you play with yourself If there's a set of tits I'll find something to do I might fist your sister while I'm sucking the goo Keep trying to break my record four loads in a day Tied it five times but could not break I'm bi, ride or die. I'm bi, ride. Bi, ride or die. I'll suck the dick, I'll lick the clit, I'll do some fucking crazy shit. I'll squeeze them tits, I'll spread those cheeks, I'll do it days, I'll do it weeks. Oh, yeah, spread those cheeks, I'll squeeze those tits, I'll drain those balls, Swallow all the kids. I got some gray on my eyebrows, Shave everything else. I fuck girls, suck guys, You're home playing with yourself. If there's a set of tits, I'll find something to do. I might fist your sister, one hand or two. Keep trying to break my record, four loads in a day. Tied it five times, but could not break. I've had four threesomes, that's like fucking twelve. You still, still sit at home playing with yourself. (9) LIKE AN ANGEL I'll take Caitlin on the court And Angel on my bed... Take off your uniform... Trunk dunk, splish splash on my head. I stuffed my stiff staff in her big ass so fast, Gave me whiplash. I stuffed my stiff staff in her big ass so fast, gave me whiplash. I stuffed my stiff staff in her big ass so fast, gave us, gave us both whiplash. I stuffed my stiff staff in her big young ass so fast, gave us both whiplash. She's got the back She stacked Got a face i like an Angel She's got the rack She's racked They perk never dangle! You plump dumpling, I'm gonna break you in half. You plump dumpling, I'm gonna break you in half. What's white, pink, black and horny all over? Us in the sack, okay now roll over... You know the last time the drugs were laced, You had a big stupid smile all up in your face. I'm gonna squeeze the titties tonight And break off a chunk of funk And make you feel alright… Yeah! Diddy got caught but they never got Jay-Z. While Kanye and Kyrie on a race, To going crazy. Crazy.

(10) THREE-MONTH GIRL (MELANIE ANN MCCARTHY) When you stick your dick in crazy... That very first time It leaves you thinking maybe... Everything will be fine… Yeah, I'm sorry for what she did to ya... Got the bitch on video Giving ya chlamydia She was a three-month girl in a hundred year old world and I told her this, she got angry, yeah. When I told her this, she got so pissed I thought she was gonna hang me, yeah. From a three-month girl in our hundred year world, You have saved me. I swore last time I'd never again stick my dick in crazy, no. I got my balls out of the vice and I'm not going back there twice, I'll never stick my dick again in crazy, no When I was young, my momma told me Not to trust anything that bleeds for a week and lives I'm old enough to call you an angel But smart enough to know you're a slut I'm too tired to guess your angle It's time to play, I'm glad enough I'm pickin' my cards up off the table Yeah, you finally called your bluff I found myself in a fast car With an even faster girl Going around and around like a tilt o' whirl And that bitch loves nuts like she's a squirrel, yeah! I slammed a home run with Jill on the pill on a hill And I'm thinking about fucking your ass, bitch…. And working my do-naked gymnastics Maybe even hitting your sister To come over to play naked strip-twister I've felled thousands of trees In the name of poetry And dead will be one thousand more... When I get through telling about you….. You're an uncle-fucking whore! Melanie Ann McCarthy…. Lives at six Willowbridge Lane And Melanie Ann McCarthy… Asks you to bring a few friends So that you can run a train! (11) YOU'RE A WHORE, MRS. ROBINSON (in the style of the DOORS) I know your secret... You're a dirty little slut! And I know your weakness A finger in the butt! I know your history As a girl you shouldn't trust God, it's a mystery Why we turn our back on love for lust? Nothing could be finer Than a thumb in her vagina... In the morning The last thing she was expecting Was my tongue inside her rectum... Without warning I love the way she giggles. When I put it in the middle... And give it a little wiggle... I love her jugs The way they jiggle! She was slutty but willing My buddy asked are you still in ? While I was debating she leaned in close And put her finger straight up my nose She said said if you want to get me back Take off your clothes I'll let you choose Two out of the three of my holes… You're a whore, Mrs. Robinson, Only God knows where that pussy's been, In, in, in, in… in, in, in!!!! She took the dick down her throat And the coke up her nose. There's no need to say more She's just one of them hoes, yeah. She's getting sloshed and tossed like a salad from a local homosexual club, yeah. Two-hole fisted By her friends the paraplegics Who each plunge their stump and their nub. Missing a tooth and hitting a vape That's the kind of girl I usually date Six tattoos and one screw loose Always fighting back because she loves the abuse She said come and visit bring a friend or two I live on the corner of Oral and Anal Avenue Come and visit Bring a friend or three Help me clean Because I'm so dirty I love to watch you eat When you're sucking it so deep As soon as my balls are off your chin I want to put them back on again It doesn't matter how long ago I cummed I get hard again when I lick your bum When you lick my bum When we lick bums Bum bum bum bum Bum bum bum bum Bum bum bum bum Who sticks their tongue in bum, bum, bum, bums? Who sticks their big dick in bum, bum, bum, bums? Who sticks their big thick dick and thumb in bum, bum, bum, bums? Bum, bum, bum bums Who sticks their big thick dick and thumb and tongue in bum, bum, bum, bums? I like to stick my big thick dick and thumb and tongue in bum bum bum bums!!! Bum, bum, bum bums Who sticks their big thick dick and thumb and tongue in bum, bum, bum, bums? I like to stick my big thick dick and thumb and tongue in bum bum bum bums!!! Bum, bum, bum bums When I saw your mother naked Well I wanted you even more! Orgasms, you've never faked them… You're such a fucking whore! (12) RISK GENES I got that bad seed in my blood Don't have kids because they'd be fucked up… With risk genes running up and down the whole family tree I'm not only fighting my environment I'm fighting me… Fighting history Fighting insanity It's no mystery What a calamity I only got one friend not gone or dead I only got perverted thoughts inside my head Because of my fears I'm still here Yeah, check back in another year... I take bus stop candy from strange old men I like to visit the sauna every now and again Glory holes.... well glory be Twinks, trans and hung My chosen trinity, Yeah!!! Who am I? I'm a shell of my former self All because I can't control myself I got things I can't live without I used to have heroes... Who have either died… or otherwise moved on I used to have heroes... But those days… of having heroes are gone With risk genes running up and down the whole family tree I'm not only fighting my environment – I'm fighting me Fighting history, fighting insanity I only got one friend not gone or dead I only got perverted thoughts inside my head Because of my fears I'm still here Yeah, check back in another year... When you stick your dick in crazy... That very first time It leaves you thinking maybe... Everything will be fine… Sometimes it may be Oh, for a little while… I haven't turned the radio on Since the day you were gone I'm afraid they'll play our song…. (13) THINKING GETS RISKY I'm quadrupling my chances on this Friday night... I've decided to fuck any and every thing in sight Be it woman or man, boy or girl, Someone's getting this nut like a mutha fuckin' squirrel! That's why I don't drink 'Cause my thinking gets risky Give me the pink AND the stink When I'm drinking my whiskey! If there's grass on the field Well, I'm willing to play ball And if you're looking to kneel You know I'm down for it ALL! Call up your whore friend who you said likes to puts out I'll fuck her fat ass while your dick's in my mouth! We can each take turns and then all switch places Get honey and cream all over our faces! That's why I don't drink 'Cause my thinking gets risky When I get all liquored up Yeah, start feeling frisky Round homeless people up Start drinking their pee While the one with one with the stump Gives a good pegging to me! Yeah, pass me the bottle And then pass me around I've met lots of nice friends In the meth part of town! That's why I don't drink 'Cause my thinking gets risky I'll spit on a hot girl cop Just to get a free frisky My friends try to tell me Seems I never listen Just seem to end up With another F.W.B. from the prison…

(14) CHICK FILLET Well I fingered your mom at a Chick Fillet And I blew your dad after turning him gay It took me ten years but it was worth my time When I took the V-card from his behind! I fucked your mom, your dad, your boyfriend too! I'll fuck everyone you love just to fuck over you! Won't you have a guess who's next on my list? Will it be grandpa or grandma - Who'll get a big wet kiss? I'll teach your dog how to do new tricks Then we'll both treat you like a bitch Me and your dog will get real tight Guess who's sleepin' in the dog house tonight? (15) WHY I LIKE SEX I asked my psychiatrist Why I like sex so much. He said, when I was younger, I might have been touched! In my weathered town Down by the sea Lived the man who molested me Where he told me of his life Of being a Catholic priest. Sometimes the first one you see is the only one you need, yeah. She been giving head since she was twelve years old. Back of the school bus Driver driving down the road, yeah. By fourteen, she was the best in town. Guys lining up from miles and miles around, I groomed her to be my bride When they asked how old she was, I lied. She said you can eat my ass I laughed I already had Ask her dad He caught me in the act When she was bad Passed out drunk With the trunk hood up. I had a lick I couldn't resist. Here comes dad, oh boy was he mad. He grabbed the axe. He didn't laugh So out I run And I never looked back! I never looked back I've been saving all these raisins Since they were little graaaaaaaaaapes… Hey, hey, hey Tiny minnows took their last dive At least they know they gave their lives Knowing they died to serve a porpoise But holy mackerel This fin is just for fun This apparatus is for love My flippers get their kicks When our sonar clicks Trick or treat from my bag of tricks, yeah! What's the haul? The catch of the day? Alright now…is it a sure bet…is she in the net? Let's just get it out of the waaaaaaaaaay….. What not to say! (16) BROWSER HISTORY Well, let's start with my browser history will make you horny. I jack it off to Danielle Bregoli nearly every morning. If I cash you outside, you'll get the dick without a warning. I need that ass and tits. What happens after that, we'll live with it. When Amy Whitehouse died, I needed a replacement. While I'm wrapping my hands around her waist She can sing about me coming on her face and shit. Who's my boss, Alyssa Milano? Definitely Mila Kunis Yeah, that nose job girl from The Sopranos. I won't reach out. I'll sit and doubt myself. I won't… I won't get help I'll sit and doubt myself... I'll sit and pout myself... I'll sit and quit myself... I'll sit and shit myself... I won't reach out. I'll sit and doubt myself. I won't… I won't get help I won't get help… I'll sit and live in hell There's no more faking When you're so close to breaking. Revealed what has been latent When the final action's taken. Revenge often tastes sweetest When there's blood lust in your eyes, yeah. The jury, we don't need them, No, I won't be doing time, No! A slug to the dome starts the show, You smile wide when the blood flows. You look to your left, there's victim number two, Just pissed herself, she didn't know what to do… It should be a crime To be that fine, It leaves a brother sighing Looking at that big behind... Big behind