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I'm so glad I'm not a celebrity
It would be so easy
To dig up the dirt on me
Gee, now let me see...

TYPED
=

You're my poison apple
So bright and shiny on the outside
YOU LOOK SO SWEET
Go Ask Snow White - Oh wait.. she died!,
Just Joking... she's only sleeping quite
Come to think in. she's been asleep for [?]
time

CHICKENS IN A BASKET
They told me not to put all my chickens in one basket
They told me not to count my eggs before they hatch
At least that's how I remember it
I know it goes something like that

I was searching for answers
To the simplest question
When I knocked upon your door
You said that you would help me
As you proceeded to guide me
I found exactly what I was looking
for...
( to be continued )

Neither... In both I'm an underachiever
Especially with the latter
However... In love I'm still a true believer
isn't that all that really matters?

Father Time
The casino and father-time
Two who will take your last dime

Punching the clock is like getting punched in
the face
Slowing away wasting a day today
Can't sugar coat it
My gun is loaded

What if one morning you woke up and didn't love yourself at all?

Pyramids
Q
Quest for immortality
Quick wit
R
Racist
Radio girl
Rage
Rain
Red on my rose
Rehab
Rescue
Resolutions
Rest in peace
Rest of my days
Riding a wave
Right by sight
Robin hood
Rock number ten
Rumours from heaven
Running free
Running the street
S
Same single word
Scary thought
Scrape your soul
Second class
Second date
Secret code
Secret room
See saw
Seeing is believing
Served
Seven voices
Sexual intellectual
Shades
Shadow boxing
Shadow of smoke
Shadow of the drone
She don't come easy
She knew what she was doing
Shepherd
Shield
Short fuse
Sides
Sign of the times
Silhouette of a stranger
Silly me
Silver lining
Sinbad the sailor
Six five two thousand and seven
Skating with bill lee
Sky and light
Skype me
Sleepless
Slip stream
Smackdab
Smiles and frowns
Smoke signals
Sniper's song
Snowing love
So what
Solving problems
Something in my genes
Something in the air
Song for mediocrity
Sorry
Southerners and six year olds
Space race
Spammin'
Spiders flies sheep and bees
Spinning
Splendiferous
Spreading the word
Staking the flag
Statues in capsules
Status quo woes
Steady calm
Sticks and stones
Still walking the earth
Stix
Story of my life
Straight for the border
Stranger in the manger
Street level
Studio
Stupid
Sun beams
Sun rises
Sunday morning sex
Surviving the stairs
Synergy
T
T minus
Table for five
Tales of wings
Two faced
Warning
---
Second date
Secret code
Secret room
Sniper's song
Snowing love
So what
Solving problems
T
T minus
Table for five

Tales of wings
Tangled affair
Tasty
Tears of trust
Thank you poetry gods
Thanks dad
That's that
Thick skin
Thirty seconds
This slice of heaven
This time
Thousand miles above
Time
Time and a half
Time bomb
Time to climb
Timeless to ten
To put it bluntly
Toilet paper song
Tom's psalm
Tools of fools
Totem pole
Traffic
Triangle
Trivial pursuit
Trump
Trust me
Trust your whiskers
Turbulence
Twelve days
Twenty seven
Twisting the knife

Two faced
Two o'clock on sunday afterr
Two pair
Two seasons
Two thousand miles

U
Uh that's christmas nana
Uncashable
Undefeated
Undefined
Undercaste
Underrated
Undertow
Unencumbered
United we stand
Unwinnable
Unwritten and unsaid
Uptown

V
Valentine woes
Venus
Victim of fate
View askew
Violence is their solution
Voices with faces

W
Wake and baker
Walking on words
Walking paradox
Walking through walls

Warning
Watch this
Watching and waiting
Water birds
Watering the weeds
We may
Wedding bells
Well glory be
Well glory be
Well organized
Well placed e
What i do
Which is which
White eyes
Who knows you
Why women go in pairs
Will do
Winter themed happiness
Wish I wet my bed
Worth a shot

X
X marks the spot

Y
Yesterday's songs
You spilled my coffee

Z
Zeroes

(to go in)
I am the rules

We do business as business is being done

---

(to go in)
I am the rules

---

We do business as business is being done

---

My inspiration is fleeting
like two old friends meeting
on a dark and lonely, cold Road
My head is so deep in the sand
I say know how to say hello in Afghan,
Iraq, Iran and Pakistan

looking back at my reflection in a dirty window
looking forward to better times ahead
looking for advice

I'm a man who needs a rug
I'm a man who stands alone
Inside a hole that I dug
Into which I was thrown

Soggy Rice Cakes
Expect a crunch
And you got to chew
How you react is up to you

The better's betters
from The artist's pot

Responsibility Zone
NOW -> [illegible symbol] .07
Shift Gray...
the color of
clouds

MY SOUL DISAGREES

Reality check
It's time to check -
Time to check your head again
Will you still be sitting
In that same old chair
On judgement day
Are you still gonna say
I could have went anywhere
But at the time I didn't care
There is no one who is invincible
It just goes against our principals
What wise men say
When it's their time to leave
Tell us they're going away
But they've planted seeds
That'll never wash away
---
Here & stand with this familiar face
staring back at me...
A woman who knows her role
my place in society...
Gotta be pretty
Gotta be witty
Strong, yet sensitive and hind

When it comes to the ladies...
you can go gaga over gaga
But I'll TAKE the weaver

Music has no winter
Just like

" I don't wanna be
famous... I want
YOU to be famous."
Tom Jensen
readtom.com
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9
4
8
Out on a limb once...
And breathed it in (4)
nothing that I can pretend for

[Left Page]
Don't go away
some day we may
day
obey
pay
today
every day
And anyway
day
play
pay
pray
stay
away

[Right Page]
- delicate
- video response
- linear phase
ina
Grannice
Love song
I'm still the same guy
I used
Take me back
TAKE ME AWAY
I know you've changed
[?]
But I'm still the
same
Yeah I'm still the same
---
delicate ina
Grannice
video response
linear phase

love song
i'm still the same guy
i used
take me back

TAKE ME AWAY

simple
I know you've changed
But I'm still the same
yeah I'm still the same
---
day
play
pay
pray
stay
away
[?]

* Don't go away
Some day we may
day
obey
pay
today
every day
And any way

PAGE 1
THE TOM & TOM SONG
sung by...
PREMISE
BIO -> I work with JD and I work with Rob
My guy... he's pretty fancy...
My guy... well he's kinda a slob
Me... I just write the lyrics
And I... I write lyrics, I sing, I play guitar,
I make the videos, -, -, I could go on
and on and {struck}
But you wouldn't do that would you?
- Oh you are so wrong...
But like I was saying...
Sometimes I work with Tyler...
And... um... I work with Rob
My guy goes to college in Kentucky...
Um... Rob's got a job (show Rob doing bad job)
Me... I just a shade over thirty
And I'm old enough to date your mom
But you wouldn't do that would you?
- Oh you are so wrong...

PAGE 2
(Show a picture of a fat lady)
No I wouldn't do that!
I work with Bryan ... stuck with Rob
My guy plays live at a club in China
My guy {struck} sings in his truck to his dog
(Rob in truck singing to his dog)
Me... ______
But you wouldn't do that would you?
- Oh, you are so wrong!

This is no type of world in which to play
Not that it matters much anyway
Where you are going is more important
than where you came from
Can you hear me speaking to you
my unborn son?

I found the rhyme
Have you found the reason?
killing time
'Tis the season
A bottle of wine
Can be so pleasing
Feeling fine
When my mind's at ease and
I know that nothing last forever

SLAM the Door
I always keep my promises
Except the ones I make to myself
If I was someone else
Then I wouldn't need any help
You may not understand
what it's like to wear my clothes
But you can never open new doors
Until the old doors are closed
SLAM! It takes courage to slam the door
Though the lock will never be strong enough
Strangers and friends will try to break it down
LISTEN! You can hear them huff and puff
---
Caught up in the ratrace of time
Can't free myself from my mind
Sitting here on this fence
Waiting for a sign
Still searching for something
That may never be mine
Don't know where to look
Not sure of what i'll find
Wanting to see a master plan
Through the eyes of the divine

And People
The minority of the oppulent pay space
takers
PLACE HOLDERS to hold signs
that state: Hegemony before survival
A world without war or
these there wont be a world
To which they say: We've got your solution right
here
and it's final!!!
Oh Masters of the Universe
to the Wizards of Davos I pray
Won't you kindly get back in your limosines
tell your [?aides?] assistant to tell your
driver to take you real far away
We're doing fine on our own
The one you DONT wanna win
is the race to destruction
It's best to [?me?] just to fight another day
give in again
to living
Here on the other side of the line I'm holding
mine that reads: The majority of the populous
want
---
The last words I heard from you
was that all sense of hope was fading fast
But what you forget is that I cry too
Unclench your fist and remember this...
Given time all things must past

The path of life can be a rocky road
As the hills seem steeper with such a heavy load on your back

I once knew this girl who was more than a friend
Who's love for me was once so strong
we never believed it could ever ever end
I bought her a pet once our love was born
Gave her a jacket to keep her warm
Feelings so strong would never bend

The race remains the same.
There's just more competition
I tried to guide the dumb and blind.
But they wouldn't listen, No

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

When you look at me and think to yourself that
I should act my age...
I look back at you and wonder who ever let you out
of your cage?
Today was strange yet the night lies odd ahead.

Now it's time for me to pretend to be a poet
Tell me any lie and I'll pretend to know it's true
But I couldn't never lie to you
If I couldnt look you in the eyes
I wouldn't know what to do
So I never even try.
Is the only thing left to do

Everybody tells me I should go to church
to find a girl
someone to complete my life and give me
a reason to live in this world

What's wrong with getting swept away in a movie?

I've got good ones, bad ones
Happy ones, sad ones
Just tell me the mood that you're in

DEATH'S COLD EYES

I lay on the ground as I feel death's cold eyes
Even in defeat I am not taken by surprise
I am my own rock by no man's law I abide
In desperate times you can look for a place to hide
Now there's no escape, trouble has already come
You can never take back anything you've done
---
Car broken down by the side of the road
You gaze into your past as the memories get
old.
I don't have time to worry about the problems of
the world
I don't even have time for myself.
Let alone someone else.

You already know the reason why
Why I left you high and dry
Or should I say I left you low and wet
That's okay because you get what you get
and you got what you get
It's just the price you have to pay
So why are you so upset?
Now I ask you to go away
Because you're someone whom
I wish I never met.

WAVES... They come so many ways
I'VE thought a lot about that today
Drown out sorrows
So they say
Crests and trophs

With god on my side
Who could ever be against me?
That's why I try
To make friends of all my enemies
As my friends become my family
I let them know just what they mean to me

And though I get my A's
I really pay my dues
With everything I gain
There's still something that I lose

"Luz stayed on duty for threemonths. They were glad
to let her. When they operated on him she prepared him
for the operating table; and they had a joke about
friend or enema" - A very Short Story.

-That's Hemingway... You're not reading
this - you're there. Your mind doesn't have
to stop and process every word it just
sinks in naturally. Hemingway is nice
because he gives you lots of breaks from
reading with his short and choppy
sentences. He knows people's attention spans
are short and I believe he predicted
television, DVDS, computers and the like would
do serious damage to people's minds
so he was wise enough to know that
to reach the children of the future he had
to make his sentences a heckuva
lot shorter than this one is. I also
believe that he would have punched
Mr. Melville right in the head, too.
Papa is plain (in his delivery) but the subject
is always pretty good and sometimes you
even get enema jokes... bonus!

ANOTHER SONG -

I want introduce
you to the Left side of
my brain - the part that
is controlling everytime
that I go strolling down
memory lane

Just being here tonight
Gives me more poetry to write
Just hoping you'll come along
Now that calls for a song

Who is to say
It wasn't me, so don't put fault my way
Don't point your scorn at me
You know roses have thorns
You should have planted a tree

you work so you can
pay for school
Clutching pennies is like pulling teeth
After work then after play
you forgot to pencil in SLEEP
Howmany homes do you need?
Until you finally move in
How many friends do you meet
Until you find your new best friend?