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Item 98
DAYLIGHT AGAIN
YELLOW LEGAL PAD - two sheets, first yellow legal pad in this batch
Why it matters
Tom writes this
Type
Stack of papers
Collection
Tom writes thisthe old category list says: STATE OF THE WORLD ; INTERNAL STRUGGLE (not checked by Tom)
Published in
ON THE 34 ALBUMSNOT IN THE 100-PERCENT INDEX · as the song DOT DOT SPACE Bmatched on the words: three or more seven-word runs shared with that song
IN A BOOK200 Poems Waiting For Music (2013)
The November 2024 Collection (2024)
Tom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013)
Brian Rainstorm: Poetry Not Dead (2014)
Shorter Lyrics (2013)
A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020)
The 714-Page Book (2012)
The Laima Dedication Anthology (2011)
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026)
Revised 31 Albums With Index (2024)
Age when written
written by age 33 at the latestdated from the earliest book it appears in - the sheet itself may be older
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dot pot hot knot alot shot watt squat yacht big shot boycott cannot
snapshot shot gunshot nightspot longshot whatnot jackpot bandit shot sexpot
robot somewhat shot forget-me-not jet astronaut cameoshot shot spot
ace base brace chase face grace lace pace race race race vase backspace
birth place boat base brace chase face grace lace pace race race vase backspace
somewhere suitcase workplace pillowcase marketplace place marketplace retrace

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I've finally decided to give you a piece of my mind
I've taken up an hour of space
Even printed it in braille because you're so blind
Now I'll dictate it to you one paragraph at a time

Thought I could make it through this but I know that I cannot
Feelings I once embraced are now tying me in a knot
Used to live to see your face when my blood boiled red hot
But you've become my brace all the good times we've shared I've forgot

Bold face dot space lower case dot dot space
Dot dot dot dot dot dot double space
Bold face dot dot space lowercase Bold face dot dot space double space
Back space space space Bold face dot space dot space
Lower case dot dot dot single space dot dot dot space

[Left page, scribbled out section]
[Illegible scribbles covering approximately 1/3 of the page]

[Right page]
(14) I've given you everything I've got and that's a lot
(14) Leaving you with this very last forget-me-not
(14) I guess I always knew that we were a long shot
(14) We were once a team but now it seems that I'm your mascot
(14) I feel like a rat in a race it's time to end this chase
(14) I fell for you and then we fell from grace

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Because only when the people know
can they resist
Unfortunately it'll end up taking more
than silent protest
Some of us will die,
yet still we must try
Together we can
form a fist

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I woke up hungover and feeling depressed
Looked to my right How'd I get into this mess?
Felt something on my shoulder, got to get this weight off my chest
It seems that last night I rode the fat girl express

I was sick to my stomach, a bad taste in my mouth
I heard a noise in the bathroom the door opened and another came out
It was the middle of summer but I think I went south

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You know you were drinking too much for too long
When you find yourself
Living in a Jimmy Buffet song
I over extended my stay in Margaritaville
I'm still wasted this morning
and will be for most of the day
[The large scribbled-out section contains faint, illegible text]
Now some people will claim
That the worm is to blame
why my brain feels like it's been scraping
asphalt
But I've gotten to know
Jose Cuervo
And we hang out together alot

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too much
You know you were drinking for too long
When you find yourself living in a Jimmy
BUFFET song
I over this morning and for most of the day
extended
I'm still wasted today
my stay
In margaritaville
My brain feels like
It's been scraping asphalt
That some people claim
There's a woman to blame
The and his
worm But I know
is Jose Cuervo
to
blame

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The summer's here...
That means blue skies and sunshine
Happy children...
Less work and more play time

The summer's here...
Warmer weather and more vacations
Go grab a beer...
Barbeques and celebrations

Nuclear holocaust
The end of time is near
The missiles are approaching
As people tremble in fear

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I'm becoming a big fan
Of a guy who's barely five feet tall
He's a man that's making a stand
While all his friends play wideo games
And then go hang out at the mall

Ethan is a thirteen year old boy
Who's probably never even kissed a girl
He's a singer who plays a mean guitar
And he writes songs about changing the world

Daddy said Son it's nice to see you
Just what brings you around this way?
Sonny boy answers likewise
Ah, I'm just passing through
I'm so sorry but I can't stay

Sonny boy

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Because only when the people know
can they resist.
Unfortunately it'll end up taking more
than silent protest.
Some of us will die,
yet still we must try.
Together we can
form a fist

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I heard about an accident on the train
That I normally take
This morning I overslept
Usually I'm never late
Somewhere along the line
It seems that someone made a mistake
And after the two trains collided
There was enough blood to fill a lake
It took nearly three days
For all the cars to seperate
These next words give me reason to hesitate
On what I will now say
First I must meditate
On the other train
was my son's favorite playmate
Along with his mom
Who was seven months pregnant

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Do I have strong enough faith
To look back in hindsight
And realize I made a mistake
Or do I pretend things are alright

Am I willing to move on
To a new phase in my life
Write her this one last song
And finally part ways with my wife

Am I willing to move on
Or will I continue to postpone
Is this really her last song
Would I be better off on my own

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One man searches for power and riches
While his brother would settle for Fortune and Fame
Another Kind brother just wants some bling bling and bitches
And his cousin's a preacher Screaming out God's name

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She left for work without saying goodbye
Just shook her head and then rolled her eyes
I'm not sure what I did to her
Because when you're hungover as hell
Your morning's a blur

My little black cat jumped on my bed
He looked at me and this is what he said:
He said I got to get out of this house
Get up open up the door and let me out

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6 I scared myself today
7 Seeing the world in a whole new way
6 I scared myself today
9 With a maze of words I couldn't say
9 For a whole day I didn't complain
Item 1378
FIRST DRAFT FINISHED SONGS
What it is - Tom writes this
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ON THE 34 ALBUMSLove Without a Doubt [SL5] ; Living à la Mode [S5] ; Between Us and Love [SL9] · as the song WORTH THE WAIT ; LOOK HER UP ; WITHIN REACHmatched on the words: three or more seven-word runs shared with that song
IN A BOOKPoems By Tom (2007)
The November 2024 Collection (2024)
Brian Rainstorm: Poetry Not Dead (2014)
Finished Song Lyrics (2011)
Only The Best (2018)
A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020)
The 714-Page Book (2012)
The Laima Dedication Anthology (2011)
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026)
Brian Rainstorm Song Lyric Book (2014)
The November 2012 Anthology (2012)
Revised 31 Albums With Index (2024)
Tom Jensen Lyrics (2019)
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written by age 29 at the latestdated from the earliest book it appears in - the sheet itself may be older
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[Top Center Sticky Note]
CHECK ALL these

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dot
JD STYLE

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OVER AND UNDER
GILLIAN GALES - THE GIRL WITH A DREAMY DEEP TAN
They said
It was a sign to have a dreamy deep tan
But I only wanted to paddle back to sea
They said
It was a sign of the girl with the deep tan
And so I had the secret of the escape
But it's fine, it's fine, it's fine
It's just the girl with the favorite
But I guess the girl really wants a
Gillian has got it for a little case escape

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AMONGST MEN by Tom Jensen
You fell in love
But she left a ten
Now you're wondering
What if you went back again.

Would you look her up
Just to fix her hot friend?
Yeah, that's the question
Most asked amongst men

You keep putting yourself
Straight through the ringer
Falling in love
With those f-cked up singers

When you've already heard the story
As you count the fallen seeking glory

[Middle Left Card]
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[Left Stack]
FIRST DRAFT
FINISHED
SONGS
by
Tom Jensen

[Left Stack, under "Poems sorted" label]
PERSONAL
In the anything
Or anyone about me?
Do you need me?
Will you take some time
To love me?
But she left a ten

HIS
WORTH THE WAIT (JD SONG)
By the time that I got to my paper
My pen was too tired to write
My eyes they started missing
And then I lost my sight
And I think I'm doing it
And what I was thinking of
It had something to do with you
And it had something to do with love
Hah hah hah hah
The words all round the same
Ha ha ha ha
Even silence sings your name
Na na na na
There's no one I blame
La la la la
I'm just so happy that you came
Make the best promise
Make the best great inside
But I wasn't waiting much much longer
And though I've never been good at predicting fate

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Some type of red
circled collection

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CANDY RAPPER SUPERSTAR
By Bryan Rainstorm
first let us toast to
The jam
Gonna spit it out of my mouth
as fast as I can
Like it's a peanut Eminem
Or L M N O P
Hope you can understand
And comprehend clearly

That I l-da like a rabbit
Try to fly like a maggot
Can your ears hear
Them yelling
Watch your spelling and auto-
Since my train of thought
is filled with pot
if I didn't have tracks
I'd get lost a lot

Then I'd have forgot
Where I parked
Oh yeah, over there
In the parking lot
Here's where I get off
(haha)
Then I say
"Hey, have a nice day"
(and wave ... that same fake smile on

[Middle Stack, handwritten label]
Poems sorted
by subject
Big Binder
15.99

[Middle Stack, handwritten label]
Posted 401
(the gay rapper)

[Middle Stack, handwritten label]
Another collection
have to trace it
back 100 pages maybe?
1599

[Center Stack/Binder Content]
THE PARADIDDLE
[Illegible text]
...
JD STYLE
...

[Bottom Middle Stack]
Looks like printed
poems by tom poems
&
blurbs
First Book

[Bottom Right Page]
SONG INDEX All songs contain lyrics by Tom Jensen. Visit READTOM.COM
p. 1 ABSOLUTELY MARIE by Klaus Bluether LOVE
p. 2 ALISON'S AIRPLANE by Justin Justice DRUGS & ALCOHOL
p. 3 ALL IN A DAY by Klaus Bluether CHOMSKIAN
p. 4 ALL IN GOOD TIME by Klaus Bluether INS
p. 5 AS FOR ME by Klaus Bluether INTERNA
p. 6 AS I PLAY by Klaus Bluether
p. 7 BEAUTIES AND BEASTS by Klaus m
p. 8 BLESSING IN DISGUISE by
p. 9 BOTTOM OF
...
p. 43 BEAUTIES AND BEASTS by Klaus Bluether
p. 44 GOLDEN ARCHER by Klaus Bluether
p. 45 GYPSY MAMMA by Jon Jacobs
p. 46 HALF FULL by Klaus Bluether
p. 47 HALL OF FAME by Klaus Bluether

[Middle Right Page]
R.S
Best
p. 232 synergy
p. 233 TABLE FOR TWO
p. 235 there it goes
p. 236 thirty seconds
p. 237 timebomb
p. 238 timeless to ten
p. 241 tom's realm
p. 242 TONIGHT'S MOD
p. 243 traffic
p. 245 TRAIN
p. 246 TRASH CAN
p. 247 TRENDING
p. 249 triangle
p. 251 twisting the o
p. 252 uh that's o
p. 254 unshakably
p. 255 UNITY
p. 256 violet
p. 258 unwind
p. 259 USED
p. 261 venus
p. 269 victory
p. 270 violet
p. 273 VIS
p. 275 we
p. 277 W
p. 279 Y
p. 281
p. 282
p. 284
p. 28
p. 2

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SABOTEU
I'm a self
One whe
From th
In the
Confine
Which
With
That
Like
Loo
O-k Hi
F/
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p.
p.
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FIRST DRAFT
FINISHED SONGS
by
Tom Jensen

CHECK ALL
These
Item 1645
COLOR-CODED SONG INDEX / THEME CATALOG CARDS (49-50 OF SERIES)
typed/printed index cards and loose paper sheets, large stacked deck
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Tom writes this
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PREVIOUSLY UNPUBLISHEDSearched against the 34 albums, every book and Poems By Tom - found in none of them
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written by age 47 at the latestdated from the earliest book it appears in - the sheet itself may be older
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Large stacked deck of typed index-card-style sheets (pages numbered 49, 50, and unnumbered continuation sheets/"1") cataloging Tom Jensen songs by number, with a color/category tag applied to each (e.g. Purple = Inspiring, Pink = Government, Black = Not Love, Turquoise = Misc, Blue = Drugs/Alcohol, Orange = Depressing, Silver = Autobiographical, Gray = Funny, Brown = Crime/War, Red = Love, Highlighter = Sex (Dirty)). Sample entries: Intentional Anachronism (780) Turquoise-Misc; Horizon (781) Purple-Inspiring; What You Do To Yourself (782) Autobiographical-Silver; Call Out (783) Pink-Government; Like a Dog With a Limp (784) Autobiographical-Silver; Another Epic Poem (785) Red-Love; This Is a New World (786) Pink-Government (marked "50/50" - i.e. last of 50 on that page); Lust (746) Purple-Inspiring; Too Young To Fuck (752) Black-Not Love; Melanie McCarthy (762) Highlighter-Sex(Dirty); Kanye and Kyrie (712) Pink-Government; Landscaper's Dream (714) Highlighter-Sex(Dirty); Danish Clouds (476) Purple-Inspiring; Other People's Cancer (461) Blue-Drugs/Alcohol; Mary Jane (457) Blue-Drugs/Alcohol; Dance Club Whore (479) Black-Not Love; The Chromosome Kid (442) Orange-Depressing; a lyric fragment numbered (17) reads "There's more Mexicans in America..." tagged Pink-Government; fragment (65) reads "She had some fiddle in her waddle..." tagged Black-Not Love; fragment (339) reads "I took a riiiide... mamma would like to bone" tagged Highlighter-Dirty. CONTENT FLAG: includes a lyric fragment referencing Mexican immigrants under a "Government" tag and sexually explicit/crude tagged entries - flagging for review before any public posting.
Item 1647
SONG-LYRIC OPENING LINES MASTER INDEX - WORKING SHEETS FOR ANTHOLOGY ("SONGS ONE THROUGH THIRTEEN NUMBERED")
typed index sheets with hundreds of numbered/titled one-line lyric excerpts, individually circled in colored marker; loose numbered pages of full lyric sheets (391-394); handwritten cue cards numbered
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Tom writes this
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IN A BOOKShorter Lyrics (2013)
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written by age 32 at the latestdated from the earliest book it appears in - the sheet itself may be older
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A working index titled "SONGS ONE THROUGH THIRTEEN NUMBERED have already been numbered for 2026 edition skip those" - a master list of hundreds of song titles/opening lines, each numbered (page/track reference) and circled in a different color marker, apparently used to plan a new lyric anthology edition. A torn note reads "Combine w/ 1 page list of titles". Sample circled entries (title/opening line, page number): Network Decay (156); Six Year Slump (60); Duchenne Smile (97); Next Time Around (105); Stick, Stack, Stow (98); Tu Madres, Betches! (133); Thought Crime Song (310); "He's a vice not a versa" (100); I only exist in God's mind (110); I long to be technology free (32); You got the light in your eyes (165); Call the muse... Ideas are alive (55); I never hated anyone I never met (171); Day one of getting back on track (360); Talking straight to crooked people (27); I only see you when I close my eyes (151); Goodbye Big Sky / Hello little room (321); I write proverbs for schizophrenics (29); Remember this if we ever have kids (66); Take my virginity, Leave my integrity (79); We are a society that needs a villain (142); I can pee clearly now, the pain is gone (37); The biggest mistake is making it twice (54); Maricela de la Cruz Reports for KCRA News (71); Give us justice and we'll give you peace (298); Three is the number that gets you in trouble (75); Admittance is the first step towards recovery (153); We Are, God's T.V. / Earth is God's television (102); Objectifier - From alive to merely my possession (61); An elephant's heart will beat a billion times (106); I've got a brand new method to my madness (374); Grit, guts, and guile is the reason why I smile (28); Secret lover in the dark has discovered my heart (146); I got a lot to say about what happened yesterday (159); I move around a lot because I'm still part animal (70); I used to be the man but now I don't know who I am (166); Jesus was an alien from a planet and parts unknown (49); Fight or flight or freeze she dropped me to my knees (169); Corporations have no countries, Traitors to the class (48/51); I wish my desire to be like some I admire was higher (63); Music has no winter, Summertime has no soul; You gotta feel the pain before you taste the champagne (34); Become your own greatest motivational speaker (375, "SPEAKER"); I get busy in that kitchen like a necrophile mortician (353); Look ma, I can fly (47); Would you rather lose your possessions or your memories? (10/48); She said "Corporal Cavernosa pulled my hand in closer..." (107); She makes men behave like women and women behave like men (30); Who will I be when I see you, surely not the man I am today (123, x2); All my friends and family... (331); We made such a spectacle when she grabbed both of my testicles (356); I took her up for curiosity's sake, before I knew it was a mistake (170); I had it all, let it fall through my hands, now I can't understand (332); We began by lighting candles which soon turned to molotov cocktails (36); Potato is my satan, I'll eat it once you put it through hell (POTATO, 385); I may not make it to the winter, so won't you love me through the fall (122, x2); Your electrical arc bridged the gap right to my heart - and then zap! (104); It will fuck with your head when everyone/everything you love is dead (326, edited to remove explicit word per red-pen mark); I've been keeping track of it; When life goes good...I drink, when life's no good...I drink (42); Front Runner - I'm a front runner, when it's smooth I'm taking over (62); "ANOTHER EPIC POEM" (785, 14 of 30) - full verse about cameras flashing and holding everything back, referencing faith, blasphemy, and drinking; a wise man once said nothing, Let his actions speak for themselves (405, GETTING STRONGER - John's hitting the crack pipe...); Ain't no kitty in the window, no more best friend on the phone, cancer's a real fucking bitch, leave me feeling sad and alone (121); THIS MOFO (387) - "Do you really think they'd let a guy like me drink Crown Royal up in this mofo'? No! Why? Because I be po' yo!"; I USED TO BE ONE OF YOU (425) - references Georgie W. "The Defeater", army planes, Mexicans, middle class rich; This Mofo/150 - references hype men and drinking; 222 - Who decides what's a good man?; I only tried it once and now I can't stop! I've been looking for a lady with a big cock (314); SECRET (380) - This goes out to all you readers by the cover, seekers of the truth never to be discovered; I've never been the same, I been all fucked up since I got stabbed by a carney (315); PASSING THROUGH (382) - Daddy said, Son it's nice to see you, just what brings you around this way?; PADDED ROOM (415) - Sitting in my padded room really hurts my pride; loose pages of full lyric-sheet lists reference numbered tracks including WEAK ARE MEANT (287, 1a of 30), NO MERCY (382, 1a of 30), YOU'RE NO MORE (391), NO PIGGIES (392), RADIO OFF (393), WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE (394). CONTENT FLAG: this working index contains explicit profanity ("fucking bitch", partially-edited f-word), and political/ethnic references (Mexicans, "Georgie W. The Defeater") - flagged for review before any public posting.
Item 1721
AMERICÆ nova Tabula.
A spiral-bound notebook with a printed decorative cover and lined paper pages.
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Tom writes this
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Stack of papers
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Tom writes this
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PREVIOUSLY UNPUBLISHEDSearched against the 34 albums, every book and Poems By Tom - found in none of them
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written by age 34 at the latestdated from the earliest book it appears in - the sheet itself may be older
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EUROPE
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OCEANUS
ATLAN
TICUS
MAR
DEL
NORT
NOVA
RAN
CIA
BRA
ILIS
DION
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I
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I

[Cover text, starting from top left and moving across]
AMERICA
SEP
TENTRIONALIS
Capalchi
Nova
Granada
CALIFORNIA
Culuacan
Tontonteac
MAR
Cancri
DEL
CIRCULUS ÆQUINOCTIALIS
OCEANUS
ZUR
Tropicus Capricorni
MARE PACIFICUM
AMERICÆ
nova Tabula.
Au[c] Guiljelmo Blaeuw.
TERRA AUSTRALIS INCOGNITA
non potuerunt, peculiares hac tabula Spectatoribus exhibendas duximus.
[Illegible text along bottom right margin]
cum privilegio
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Western Hemisphere
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Item 1730
ALBUM 34 BI RIDE OR DIE
White printer paper, paper sheets, and small rectangular paper scraps with handwritten and typed text.
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ON THE 34 ALBUMSBi Ride or Die Ride [S24] ; Inherent Absence [S22] · as the song RISK GENES ; YOU'RE A WHORE, MRS. ROBINSON ; THREE-MONTH GIRL ; FOUR PILLS A DAY ; ACT FASTING ; MY FAN FICTIONmatched on the words: three or more seven-word runs shared with that song
IN A BOOKThe November 2024 Collection (2024)
Shorter Lyrics (2013)
The 714-Page Book (2012)
The Laima Dedication Anthology (2011)
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026)
Age when written
written by age 33 at the latestdated from the earliest book it appears in - the sheet itself may be older
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2 in the catalogue · also written out as number 371matched on the words by machine - Tom confirms
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ALBUM 34
BI RIDE OR DIE
1. You're a Whore, Mrs. Robinson
2. Why I Like Sex
3. Four Pills a Day
4. Like an Angel
5. Three-Month Girl (Melanie Ann McCarty)
6. Risk Genes
7. Slinging Lines
8. Chick Fillet
9. Draining Balls
10. I M Bi Ride
11. Thinking Gets Risky
12. Browser History
13. Grindr Diaries
14. Alex Jones in a Rabbit Hole
15. I've Been Slappin
16. Reading I Blow (Rainbow)

[Circles and handwritten numbers next to the list above: 11, 15, 4, 9, 10, 2, 14, 5, 8, 13, 16, 6, 3, 1]

ACT FASTING
Buridan's Ass...
Buridan's Ass...

I know I've become
Lately I've been fee

I look both ways
And still here I'm
With all this ope
And all these th
And yet no clea

Buridan's Ass
Buridan's Ass

He died rig
Left his bo

Buridan's
Buridan'

When
Somet
is just

MY FAN FICTION
She was more than a world away
Yet this dream

SONG THREE
FOUR PILLS A DAY
Who's your favorite band?
Tommy and the Trans.
Who got a lot of fans?
Tommy and the Trans.

Tommy and the Trans....
Tommy and the Trans....
Tommy and the Trans....

n secretly straight
t I pretend to be gay
fit in...

want to know more
m not really sure
to begin...

ong show....

screwing.

ree
sphemy...

empty...
eared...dear
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Sometimes it may be
Oh, for a little while...

I haven't turned the radio on
Since the day you were gone
I'm afraid they'll play our song....

SONG ONE
YOU'RE A WHORE, MRS. R
(in the style of the DOORS)
I know your secret..
You're a dirty little slut!
And I know your weakness
A finger in the butt!

I know your history
As a girl you shouldn't trust
God, it's a mystery
Why we turn our back on love

Nothing could be finer
Than a thumb in her vagina...
In the morning

SONG FIVE BI
THREE-MONTH GIRL (
When you stick your dick
That very first time
It leaves you thinking may
Everything will be fine...

Yeah, I'm sorry for what s
Got the bitch on video
Giving ya chlamydia

She was a three-month gir
in a hundred year old worl
and I told this, she got

When I told her this,
she got so pissed
I thought she was gonna h

From three-month girl
---- hundred vear world

SONG FOUR
LIKE AN ANG
I'll take Caitlin c
And Angel on m
Take off your ur
Trunk dunk, spli

SONG SIX
RISK GENES
I got that bad seed in my blood
Don't have kids because they'd be fucked up....

With risk genes running
up and down the whole family tree
I'm not only fighting my environment
I'm fighting me...

Fighting history
Fighting insanity
It's no mystery
What a calamity

I only got one friend
not gone or dead
I only got perverted thoughts
inside my head

Because of my fears
I'm still here
Yeah, check back
in another year

I take bus stop candy
from strange old men
I like to visit the sauna
every now and again

Glory holes....
well glory be
Twinks, trans and hung
My chosen trinity, Yeah!!!

Who am I?
I'm a shell of my former self
All because I can't control myself
I got things I can't live without

I used to have heroes...
Who have either died...
or otherwise moved on
I used to have heroes...
But those days...
of having heroes are gone

With risk genes running up and down the whole family tree
I'm not only fighting my environment - I'm fighting me

Fighting history, fighting insanity
I only got one friend not gone or dead
I only got perverted thoughts inside my head

Because of my fears I'm still here
Yeah, check back in another year

When you stick your dick in crazy...
That very first time
It leaves you thinking maybe...
Everything will be fine...
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ZIONATION
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IN A BOOKThe November 2024 Collection (2024)
Shorter Lyrics (2013)
The 714-Page Book (2012)
The Laima Dedication Anthology (2011)
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026)
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SONG 14 (12.
ONE STEP HI
The mask they
Can you hear th
Mother, I am d
I pay this price

The man build
His time it has
Those who ju
Await the ver

Two-hundre
That's how l
That's a lon
Grow weed

The identit
I see fallin
For today
If we're re

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Most of
At the ca
How'd w

Who's a
Why th
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Zionis
Since
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[Printed text at the bottom right:]
137 When the war came I was drafted number one

[Handwritten text on notebook paper:]
ZIONATION
Kayfabe
1 I see cameras
2 (229 6 of 8)
3 Before Noah
4 Sun moon truth
5 135 keeping cool
6 471 Unendable solders
7 Catch astray
8 Noble place bet
9 Bribe the poor
10 Strawman
11 Talking straight / spend less time
12 137 when the war
13 (101) 150 mil
14 (127) there's three
15 step higher
16 song 57 end the
17 (224) 6 of 8 Amvslin
18 song 65 Some will say
19 Point my finger song 53
20
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SONG 67 CATCH A STRAY
Don't tell me to stay.
You see me leaving.
You have a good day.
We're fucking even.

Don't tell me to stay.
You see me leaving.
You have a good day.
We're fucking even.

These games I don't play.
All this deceiving.
You have a good day.
You see me leaving.

It's just me and the cat.
I don't trust anyone else.
Yeah, you drove me to that.
That would be an improvement.
Hating myself....

NOT hanging myself!
(This picture of Jeffery -
It didn't hang itself!)

It's just me and the cat,
everyone else chose the gun.
And learning Hebrew,
I admit it's not that fun.

With a lak shak lak hum, haiyam,
and shit like that.
And I can hide my bald spot
with that little hat, yeah.

My inner dialogue is trapped in a box
like a fucking mime, yeah.
They keep telling me to believe
But all I see is them robbing me
Fucking blind, yeah!

It's not by accident
the North hates the South, yeah.
Slay the whip master, no matter
This engine runs by itself!

Democrats love all strangers,
just not uncle or brother.
Republicans only love God,
No, they don't like each other!

The last president who told the truth,
his initials are now a verb.
Killed by his own CIA and probably the Jews,

Yeah. Israel first, America second,
But it could be worse.
Fake views, no, fake news.
Fake views, yeah, fake fucking everything.
Something, something, something,
so they can take everything, yeah.

Better not tell
might catch a stray.
Oh, you might get Charlie Kirk'ed
Or you might get JFK'ed....

I'm gonna be like Obama,
and there won't be no cause for a llama.
I'm gonna be like Donald J
and do everything that the Adelsons say.

Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Do everything that the Adelson say!
Hey.
Hey.
Yeah.

I turned on CBS
and then I turned it off.
I turned on MSNBC
Grabbed my balls and coughed.

Oh, shit.
They just bought TikTok.
You might catch stray.
Better not talk.

We have more in common
Than complicity in bombing
All the starving unpeople
Suffering in the desert sand

It's gone too far south
To vote our way out
Don't have to be
A Kennedy to understand....

All our leaders are bought and paid for
by the state of Israel.
They said if you want a record deal,
then you better not tell.

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SONG 65
SOME W
Some wil
Some wi
Some w
Some w

Some w
Some w
Some

Som
Som
hoc
So
S

[Handwritten text at top center:]
SO
FI
F

[Handwritten text at bottom right:]
POINT MY FINGER SONG 53
Fatalistic Fairytales
Never make the children smile
Item 1739
BYPOET
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3
7
1

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BYPOET
their tongues clung to the roofs of
grant land rice
Bowie Knives and
Bibles Stepping
Keeper of the trust
Olive Logan - celebrity
off for nothing

[Card with block letters]
BYPOET

[Large paper on the right]
We live in a world of
anti-social media -
Al Michaels
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[Handwritten in pencil, oriented vertically on the left]:
other tongues
TWAIN

[Handwritten in pencil, oriented vertically in the center]:
cling to the roofs of
grant land rice

[Handwritten in orange marker, oriented vertically in the center]:
Bowie Knives and
Bullet Stopping
Bibles

[Handwritten in pencil, oriented vertically on the right]:
Keeper of the Trust
Olive Logan - celebrity
for nothing
Item 1756
"Rules?"
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IN A BOOKThe November 2024 Collection (2024)
Brian Rainstorm: Poetry Not Dead (2014)
Shorter Lyrics (2013)
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026)
Brian Rainstorm Song Lyric Book (2014)
Revised 31 Albums With Index (2024)
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"Rules?"
I AM THE RULES .
see ALL IN A DAY

NICE TITS
Nice tits!
But since I'm blind
Could I please see them with my hands?
Just let me get a grip
So I can fully comprehend and understand

BUSINESS
We do business as business is being done

POTATO
Potato is my satan
I'll eat it once you put it through hell

LAIDIES
For all you guys out there who spell the word
'Ladies' with two eyes

HUMAN BEING
Who wants to invest in a human being?
Because my soul disagrees with people who believe
That life is a game which must be one so they say
see ALL IN A DAY

NO WINTER
Music has no winter
Summertime has no soul
see ALL IN A DAY

ALL IN A DAY
I serve power nine to five
I fight power five to nine
Because music has no winter
Just like summertime has no soul

[SAVING]
[TIME]
[HUMAN BEING]
[BUSINESS]

[RULES]
[MY SIDE]
Chorus

See ALL IN A DAY
---
DEADLINES
What if one morning you woke up
And didn't love yourself at all
Would you bother to get of bed?
Should anyone expect a call?

TIME
The bus arrived early
The train late
I knew time was against me
As it was growing late

ORDER
I saw
I conquered
I came
The order of words is important
You'll find meanings can change

LADIES
When it comes to the ladies...
You can go gaga over GaGa
But I'll take the Weaver

THRONE
I'm a man who needs a hug
I'm a man who stands alone
Inside a hole which someone dug
And into which I was thrown

SAVING
Some people try to save lives
Others live to save coins
Some people love to watch
the sunrise late at night
or what to others is the early morn

See ALL IN A DAY
see ALL IN A DAY
---
THIS MOFO
Do you really think they'd let a guy like me
Drink Crown Royal up in this mofo' ?
No!
Why?
Because I be po' yo!

NEITHER
Neither...in both I'm an underachiever
Especially with the latter
However...in love I'm still a believer
And isn't that all that really matters?

GARDEN OF FLOWERS
Whether or not to serve power
To go pulling up weeds in this garden of flowers
Or be like everyone else and when it's time to work

FODDER
Since I stopped swimming
I've barely been able to tread water
Forget losing or winning
I'm getting that sinking feeling
That I'm washed up cannon fodder

EXCEPTIONAL
I'm the exception to your rule
I haven't had six beers and one hundred years

SLAPPED
Punching the clock
Is like getting slapped in the face
Slowly wasting away the day today
Feeling ashamed and disgraced

Can't sugar coat it
Everybody knows I keep my gun loaded
---
See ALL IN A DAY

MAN IN THE MOON
The sun awakes to start another day
Although we know he's never really gone away
Unlike the man in the moon who
Takes a long nap in the beginning of June
As the rings of Saturn flail all around

MY SIDE
Besides, With god on my side
Who could ever be against me?
That's why I try
To make friends of all my enemies

All the while my present friends
become my family
I let them know
just what they mean to me

WAVES
Waves...they come so many ways
I've thought a lot about that today
Drown out sorrows so they say
Crests and trophs
Are you in over your head?
Have to catch my breath again and then...

GOTTA BE
I can see an unfamiliar face
Presently looking back at me
A woman who knows her role
As she's accepted her place in society

Gotta be pretty
Gotta be witty
Doesn't matter so much about being wise

Gotta be most charming and pleasant
Gotta be inarticulately non-upsetting
Don't forget strong, sensitive and kind
Item 1846
ESCAPING THE DEMONS
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ON THE 34 ALBUMSPartner to the Crime [S4] ; Sheila Tequila [SL2] · as the song ALCOHOL ; ALISON'S AIRPLANEmatched on the words: three or more seven-word runs shared with that song
IN A BOOKPoems By Tom (2007)
200 Poems Waiting For Music (2013)
The November 2024 Collection (2024)
Tom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013)
Brian Rainstorm: Poetry Not Dead (2014)
180 Good Poems (2012)
Finished Song Lyrics (2011)
Only The Best (2018)
Shorter Lyrics (2013)
A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020)
The 714-Page Book (2012)
The Laima Dedication Anthology (2011)
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026)
Chomskian Poems (2011)
Brian Rainstorm Song Lyric Book (2014)
The November 2012 Anthology (2012)
Revised 31 Albums With Index (2024)
Tom Jensen Lyrics (2019)
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ESCAPING THE DEMONS

By Tom Jensen

- Poetry inspired by fighting against the
toughest opponent known to man - himself.

All poems within this book are about battling drugs and alcohol. The
purpose of this book is to offer inspiration to anybody who is fighting the
same disease as me. This is just one man's story. But it may be your story
as well. The goal of this collection of poems is not for profit; its only goal is
for sobriety.
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ESCAPING THE DEMONS

By Tom Jensen

- Poetry inspired by fighting against the toughest opponent known to man - himself.

All poems within this book are about battling drugs and alcohol. The purpose of this book is to offer inspiration to anybody who is fighting the same disease as me. This is just one man's story. But it may be your story as well. The goal of this collection of poems is not for profit; its only goal is for sobriety.
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5

ALISON'S AIRPLANE
I find my religion in the basement of churches
Never mind a pew
Here I sit trying to learn from my mistakes
God knows I've made a few
If you'd made as many as I have
Then you'd probably sit here too
Here I sit and reminisce it all
Just biding my time
By reading slogans on the wall
A higher power is what I need
Maybe something above myself can set me free
For you can only tell what you're really worth
When you realize that you're not
The center of the earth
The sun does not rise for you
No matter how much you want it to
Gravity was made for many reasons
Something to do with the tide, the sun, the moon
And the changing of the seasons
It may be true that it pulls you down
But in order to walk the road ahead
First your feet must meet the ground
Then the rest is up to you
Use your better judgment if you want to
If you choose to walk back down the road
From which you came
Don't point your finger at me
That finger of blame
Alison told me she had an airplane
And of course I didn't believe it
So I asked her to teach me how to fly
But she told me I couldn't see it
She said if you want to go for a ride
First you must know that the airplane's inside
At the time I didn't quite know
Just exactly what she meant
But now I realize that
Alison's Airplane is Heaven sent

ALCOHOL
I am a victim
Though I feel like a hero
You make me feel like number one
And yet I'm a zero
All this you put me through
And still I go back to you
What is wrong with me?
Why can't you let me be?
I saw you once, then I saw you twice
Now I see you all the time
When everything is said and done
I'm the one who pays the price
You've never treated me kind
I had to descend from the highest mountains
Just to come back to earth
Leave me climbing up the slopes of the valleys
For what any of it is worth
Still I come back to you
After all that you put me through
And I walked hand in hand
And I picked you up when you fell
I thought you were my ticket to heaven
But still I landed here in hell
Our conversations were one-sided
I never tried to hide it
You've never given me good advice
Still I come back to you
When everything is said and done
I'm the one who pays the price
Every time I try to stay away
You cross my path nearly everyday
I fight so hard to walk a straight line
I fight so hard to leave you behind
Once false step and I'm back again
No further on then where I began
Still I come back to you
After all that you put me through
I am a victim
Though I feel like a hero
You make me feel like number one
And yet I'm a zero
All this you put me through
And still I go back to you
What is wrong with me?
Why can't you let me be?

tide turns around as well
m all by myself
that the questions seem to hide
the answers are known
the life I need with my brother?
ve to go it all alone?
flash of brilliance
lightning crashing?
want to know the answer
stop myself from asking?
seen the worst that can happen
at what was seemingly
of times
ated on many a' nights
on many a' rhymes
e hip to be square
ly this circle keeps its shape
some years
it take?
o give up
er taken in
ops up
surrounded by sin
never preached
ver up there I truly besee
a couple of people
of reach
gal is goodness to teach
hose who give
he bridge
two
e time for us
er expect the best
r nature
're learning
get a suntan
ys
t poker
e somewhere
r the day
s
rough
selves