LYRICS NOT IN 34 ALBUMS

7 LINES OR LESS — 276 pieces — Master VOL60

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Someone Else’S Family — D0099 I Call Him Dad — D0054 Can’T Dance In These Pants — D0060 Lithium Shuffle — D0018 Dead Ringer — D0041 YOUR ALIBI — D0256 Spine — D0090 A Wise Man Once Said Nothing — D0123 I wish paper was black — D0199 DEFENSELESS — D0404 THE GREATEST — D0411 Scented Berries — D0085 I didn’t squash the bug — D0177 WHERE IT ALL STARTED — D0423 Friday Morning — D0007 Learn To Swim — D0017 SONGS NO ONE SINGS — D0141 Cannibals — D0023 Sustenance — D0024 Completed — D0062 Padded Room — D0083 SERVING BOTH SIDES — D0115 VICTIMHOOD OVER FAILURE — D0120 Every Tear I’Ve Cried Has Dried — D0135 She Put Up A Buck Fifty — D0148 NO RETURNS AT THE LIBRARY — D0174 I gotta bum knee — D0186 FALLEN FROM GRACE — D0208 GOD DIDN'T KNOW EITHER — D0234 ALL GONE — D0406 THE CARPENTER AND THE B*TCH — D0407 GIVE IT UP — D0410 READ TOM — D0419 Brothers — D0055 Father / Son / Spirit — D0068 My Baby’S Gonna Leave Me — D0096 You Better Keep It — D0101 My Youth Was Spent Chasing Money — D0111 JOKER IN EVERY CARD — D0117 We began by lighting candles — D0231 Morality Tale — D0022 Order — D0046 Chickens In A Basket — D0050 Deep Dark Place — D0064 Down Under The Basement Stairs — D0066 FIRST NAME BASIS — D0087 Yawn Contagion — D0105 RATHER A HAS-BEEN — D0125 Companies Are Just People With Machines — D0127 SCREAMING AT THE MOON — D0165 PAST MY PRIME — D0195 SONG 57 — D0227 White collar psychopath — D0238 MAN IN THE SKY — D0245 FODDER — D0254 Tumor In My Brain — D0003 Goodbye Big Sky — D0006 Getting Stronger — D0072 Hey Ray — D0075 Take No Prisoners — D0100 BROWN LIQUOR CURE — D0109 When life goes good... I drink — D0236 Gun On My Person — D0014 Potato — D0043 DEAD PACIFISTS — D0108 All The Virgins Are Gone — D0116 Connect, Control And Kill — D0121 When Chaos Comes A Calling — D0122 TWO TERMS IN — D0126 I Got Bodies In The Basement — D0138 DIE WHERE THE SUN SETS — D0182 FOOTPRINTS OF LOVE — D0258 I LIKE THE EARLY MORNING — D0413 GREEN EGGS — D0415 What If Biggie And Tupac — D0011 Technology Is The Enemy — D0149 CHATBOT KICKED MY ASS — D0214 Finding Myself — D0030 Hollow As A Bottle — D0032 Losing My Mind And Hair — D0076 Take My Virginity — D0119 NO FREE EXCHANGE — D0131 BIG MAC AND A NUGGET — D0139 MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ME — D0150 Twelve Words — D0159 Everybody I love is now underground — D0169 SUICIDE RIDE — D0173 I can pee clearly now — D0176 MUSIC WARS — D0202 It will fuck with your head — D0203 MCQUADRUPLES — D0204 JUDGE EVERYONE ELSE — D0206 Trying and failing — D0230 SECOND PART COVERED — D0243 Bring My Stash — D0004 Long Screw — D0035 Secret — D0037 Deadlines — D0045 Corona’S At The Beach — D0063 Must Have Seen Him First — D0079 LADIES — D0252 This One Got Away — D0025 No Winter — D0044 It’S This Lithium Shuffle — D0102 Jesus Was An Alien — D0110 GOLD DIGGER'S ODDS — D0112 TWO-SIXTEEN IN STAMPS — D0196 I’m ugly but I’m amazing — D0207 ONE THING — D0418 Today Or Tomorrow — D0019 Once — D0028 Building Bridges — D0058 A Dog In The Yard — D0065 Everything — D0067 Asop Said It — D0070 Somedays — D0089 Little Black Man — D0094 CAULDRON OF FIRE — D0133 MAILED IT BACK — D0147 You Wrote That You Know Her — D0155 Corporations have no countries — D0168 CORN ON THE COB — D0175 You don’t gotta smoke pot — D0241 GENERAL TOM — D0409 IGGY’S ANTHEM — D0414 ONE BIG COMPETITION — D0417 SOLVING THE PUZZLE — D0421 TABLE — D0422 Fast Money — D0020 Biggest Mistake — D0021 The Middle Isn’T Forming — D0077 In The Morning Light — D0142 You gotta feel the pain — D0242 Fifty Percent Whore — D0005 Looking — D0036 Passing Through — D0040 THROW IT AWAY — D0053 Take A Seat — D0073 Greater Than I — D0074 Candy Rapper Superstar — D0157 Co-create your reality — D0167 I had to temper my agenda — D0187 When you’re drunk in the afternoon — D0237 Divine and True — D0249 LAIDIES — D0250 WAVES — D0255 Musical Tastes — D0016 GOOD SHIT IN MAINE — D0163 ONE-EYED HOOKER — D0185 She said — D0223 In And Out — D0051 Motivation Seperation — D0078 No Need To Stay — D0080 Nothing But Trouble — D0082 Screwing Around — D0086 Not Afraid — D0097 Once I Was In Shackles — D0124 Maybe One Day — D0128 And Lying Next To Me — D0134 NO ERASING — D0137 It’S Good To See Green Today — D0143 Yeah, A Rock Star Smile — D0153 If you are trying to unload — D0201 Save the story for the jury — D0218 She makes men behave like women — D0222 ROMANS — D0247 HUMAN BEING — D0251 FIGHTING THE COLD — D0408 NIGHT FALLS — D0416 Best Man (Or Woman) — D0056 By The Pound — D0059 Who Is Your Hero — D0092 I Slapped Her Face — D0008 Sneaky Rabbit — D0027 TELL YOUR SISTER HI — D0172 I used to be the man — D0194 LIGHTNING EYES — D0225 BARBECUE PEACEFULLY — D0235 Real Cold — D0034 Box Sets — D0057 Car Broken Down — D0061 BROWN LIQUOR (RECUT) — D0160 I get busy in that kitchen — D0184 DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH — D0213 We made such a spectacle — D0233 Nice Tits — D0042 Magic Love Glow — D0104 Secret Lover In The Dark — D0107 Ambition Is Attractive — D0113 SWEARING FOR THE EDUCATED — D0129 This Mofo — D0047 Neither — D0048 It’S In My Soul — D0084 I’M Dyin’ To Start Again — D0144 UNABLE TO EVOLVE — D0146 BORN HIGH MIDDLE CLASS RICH — D0181 I've been waiting — D0200 IN RETROSPECT — D0232 I CAN’T TELL YOU — D0412 SAY RIGHT — D0420 Rest Of The Story — D0033 BIG SHAVED BALLS — D0190 HALF A BOTTLE REPRISE — D0220 She was a butt-fucking whore — D0224 Would you suck my cock? — D0240 Two Things — D0031 Inside — D0038 In The Warmth Of Her Eyes — D0052 No Sleep Today — D0081 Side Road — D0088 Weddings And Funerals — D0106 More Verbs — D0118 STATE OF MY MIND — D0178 I went down to Trolley Town — D0198 MEAN MISTER TUCKER — D0211 NO PIGGIES ON THE FARM — D0212 NOT THE MAN TODAY — D0239 WOOL — D0248 GARDEN OF FLOWERS — D0253 So Sorry — D0098 COCK BUT NOT BALLS — D0145 FEAR OF THE WALKING DEAD — D0179 I get busy in that kitchen — D0183 I’m changing the game like Rogan — D0205 She’s a big girl — D0226 Trapped! — D0229 Rap Dude Thing — D0015 Nuclear Holocaust — D0039 Being To Seeing — D0071 A Splintered Soul — D0130 When It’S Just Us Two — D0152 You Can Call Me Villain — D0154 IDEAS ARE ALIVE — D0166 Objectifier — D0215 SWALLOWED HER KIDS — D0192 GEORGIE THE DEFEATER — D0093 Learning To Code — D0002 Let It Fall Through My Hands — D0012 Exceptional — D0049 WHO KNOWS WHERE IT GOES — D0188 THE PINKY INCIDENT — D0191 Viral — D0091 But Some Do None — D0132 Things Change, They Stay The Same — D0151 All my friends and family — D0162 CURIOSITY'S SAKE — D0193 Look ma, I can — D0209 RING DING — D0216 SEWN SAUSAGE SANDWICH — D0219 LAST CUP OF COFFEE or LET DOWN? — D0405 Dre Has Got The Beats — D0103 TWENTY-THREE ON THE ROOF — D0136 Your wide-eyed bitch — D0244 SHOULD I NOT SAY — D0140 He had a gay little walk — D0171 S-E-W-N — D0217 Tommy Translove — D0009 PRESS ONE FOR ENGLISH — D0180 Fdr And The Four Freedoms — D0069 I Got A Lot To Say — D0114 Show — D0029 FILTHY CHRISTMAS THEME — D0189 I watched your daughter take a bath... — D0197 She looked twenty-one but she was barely — D0221 That THOT won't stop until she sucks the — D0228 BIG CHANGES NOW ↓↓ — D0164 Maricela de la Cruz — D0210 Mint — D0158 “Look Fucknutski!” — D0156 God Was A Killer — D0013 Everything You Love Is Dead — D0010 Shorter Lyrics — D0026 ALBUM THIRTY TWO 32 — D0161 FULL PIECES INSIDE THE “ASSORTED” FILE✅ — D0170 SO I KEEP ON SPAMMIN... — D0400 SENDING MY FRIEND INVITES TO YOU! — D0401

Someone Else’S Family

D0099 — rank 1

There’s a brand new picture frame hanging on my shelf And the people in the picture posed so perfectly That I don’t care if they’re models or pictures of someone else’s family I’ve given them all names To go along with their faces I tell of each one’s claim to fame Where they’re from…all these different places

I Call Him Dad

D0054 — rank 2

I call him dad but we don’t have the same last name We come from different blood but we bleed the same The tests came back negative and my mom takes the blame We come from different blood that flows through the same vein

Can’T Dance In These Pants

D0060 — rank 3

I said, “Hunny, I’d love to…but I can’t” I can’t dance in these pants, they’re too big - I need a belt But nobody’ll give me one ‘Cause the last time they did - I tried to hang myself

Lithium Shuffle

D0018 — rank 4

Depression is a selfish emotion Silence is the biggest killer of the all This lithium shuffle Keeps me outta trouble Insularity breeds abuse And you could use a change of view

Dead Ringer

D0041 — rank 5

Reformed drinker and drugger Wannabe drummer and singer One fantastic lover though not much of a hugger “Is that Keith Moon?” Yeah, he’s a dead ringer

YOUR ALIBI

D0256 — rank 6

You show me a hero and I'll show you a dead guy Hand me a bow and arrow and I'll hit you a bull's eye Drop a piano out the window and watch the poor people run and hide Get grandma to drink the Draino and you can buy whatever you want to buy… I'll be your alibi

Spine

D0090 — rank 7

I gotta get the f*ck outta my own head But I forget where I buried it… I gotta go outside and dig around I even tried to live without a spine But I had trouble standing up for myself I just kept putting myself down

A Wise Man Once Said Nothing

D0123 — rank 8

A wise man once said nothing Let his actions speak for themselves A language universal No one buying No one sells

I wish paper was black

D0199 — rank 9

I wish paper was black And we wrote in white Maybe then I could make Some sense of my life I wish bad was good Then I’d be alright

DEFENSELESS

D0404 — rank 10

To strike the defenseless is nothing To walk past the defenseless Knowing you can strike them but don’t Is everything

THE GREATEST

D0411 — rank 11

What gets me by is getting high and looking up at the sky With the moon in my eyes as I tell myself lies as another night slips by And still I pretend that I am the greatest What gets me by is getting high and looking up at the sky With the moon in my eyes as I tell myself lies as another night slips by And still I wait for the day I can finally say I made it

Scented Berries

D0085 — rank 12

It could never be… A daughter like you and son like me Berries scented with defeat Like tainted fruit falling from a tree Whose leaves you’re not supposed to eat Scalding shade seems to lose all worth Hell has never stood so close to earth

I didn’t squash the bug

D0177 — rank 13

I didn’t squash the bug Believing he might’ve been a Buddhist Left him snuggly on the rug You see if I were him and he were me I think I’d do this

WHERE IT ALL STARTED

D0423 — rank 14

Here I am… back where it all started Where I now stand is where I became a man It’s been many years since I departed Once a boy without a plan No raging fires within – only a single ember Bid my time for such a long time Seems like a fist full of Decembers

Friday Morning

D0007 — rank 15

She looked like she’d be fun on a Friday night And it was Friday morning

Learn To Swim

D0017 — rank 16

I will lead you to the water But I would never push you in Before you take a dive in the deep end You had better learn to swim

SONGS NO ONE SINGS

D0141 — rank 17 — formerly: I Write Songs No One Wants To Sing

I write songs no one wants to sing ‘Cause my life is filled with shitty things

Cannibals

D0023 — rank 18

The weak are the meat That the strong get to eat As it lays and it bleeds And just becomes more diseased

Sustenance

D0024 — rank 19

My sustenance consists of equal parts of love and fear That’s why half the time I’m gone And half the time I’m here Sometimes solid ground becomes your best friend Until this maddening delirium ends… yeah!

Completed

D0062 — rank 20

Well, the circle has been completed You finally got everything that you needed That goddamn garden - you finally got it weeded Ended by uprooting all of what you were once keeping You can finally sleep in peace Since you can only join them when you beat them

Padded Room

D0083 — rank 21

In here, the only thing I look forward to is smoking That’s the only time we get to go outside Though it may sound like I’m joking Sitting in my padded room really hurts my pride

SERVING BOTH SIDES

D0115 — rank 22 — formerly: The Only Reason They Spared My Soul

The only reason they spared my soul ‘Cause I serve both Heaven and Hell And as I watch them battle for control I rest assured it won’t end well

VICTIMHOOD OVER FAILURE

D0120 — rank 23 — formerly: Arrogant Yet Insecure I Choose Victimhood Over F

Arrogant yet insecure I choose victimhood over failure For so long it was ignored and then somebody tells ya It’s now up to you what to do with this new information Become self-aware or remain scared when you couldn’t bear salvation

Every Tear I’Ve Cried Has Dried

D0135 — rank 24

Every tear I’ve cried has dried I refuse to stay blind to your lies I’ve changed… I think you’d be surprised I’ve become someone you wouldn’t recognize You left me for dead by the side of the road Bleeding from my head with a broken nose

She Put Up A Buck Fifty

D0148 — rank 25

She put up a buck fifty I said, “You could almost lift me” Then she said, “I’d love to try” As my eyes grew wide It was the greatest pick up line of all time I knew she was mine!

NO RETURNS AT THE LIBRARY

D0174 — rank 26 — formerly: How come you never see any books at the

How come you never see any books at the library about how to commit suicide? Because no one who ever takes them out ever brings them back.

I gotta bum knee

D0186 — rank 27

I gotta bum knee ’Cause of my job history And I got a fucked up head Because of all the books I read...

FALLEN FROM GRACE

D0208 — rank 28 — formerly: I’ve been living in an altered state

I’ve been living in an altered state Fallen so far from grace Yet I feel closer to the voice in my head Than I’ve ever been before I thought that I was special but I don’t Think that no more

GOD DIDN'T KNOW EITHER

D0234 — rank 29 — formerly: We’re up to the elbow in exponential

We’re up to the elbow in exponential Linear is what killed our grandfather’s kind If emotions are fake And actions are real God made us in his own image... He didn’t know where the fuck he came from either!

ALL GONE

D0406 — rank 30

They’ve all gone…every women I’ve ever said I loved Save for one, but that’s my mom And she doesn’t count because she HAS to love me

THE CARPENTER AND THE B*TCH

D0407 — rank 31

If I was a carpenter and you were a lady What the hell? I am a carpenter but you’re a b*tch I build the caskets and you dig the ditch I lay ‘em up and you lay ‘em down Now ain’t that a switch? Last one in line is the first in the ground

GIVE IT UP

D0410 — rank 32

Sometimes your best is just not enough So it’s time to give it up Never seen your face on the front or the back page Never seen your name up there in the lights Never seen your face up there on the stage I’m speaking to those who didn’t make the cut….

READ TOM

D0419 — rank 33

Do you try to move mountains with only your mind? Or do you tell everyone that you just don’t have the time? Tell me which side are you on? Do you or don’t you read Tom?

Brothers

D0055 — rank 34

One man searches for power and riches While his brother would settle for fortune and fame Another kind of brother just wants bling bling and bitches And his cousin’s a preacher screaming out God’s name

Father / Son / Spirit

D0068 — rank 35

The father, the son and the Holy Spirit To me the lighters, papers and the weed The voices I hear inside of my left ear Keep screaming kill kill kill Your whole f%&^*$g family You know these faces of insanity May just end up getting the best of me

My Baby’S Gonna Leave Me

D0096 — rank 36

I think my baby’s gonna leave me But none of my friends believe me I think my baby’s gonna leave me If my eyes aren’t deceiving me Why do I sit down when it’s better to stand tall? Why is it me who never sees the writing on the wall?

You Better Keep It

D0101 — rank 37

If you got it, you better keep it, you better lock it away ‘Cause I got a fe-eling that someone’s gonna be ste-aling Something’s going to be taken away-ay-ay-ay If you got it, you better keep it, you better lock it away “Cause I know there’s someone out there somewhere But who it is I cannot yet surely say If you got it, you better keep it, you better lock it away

My Youth Was Spent Chasing Money

D0111 — rank 38

My youth was spent chasing money And now with that money I chase my youth

JOKER IN EVERY CARD

D0117 — rank 39 — formerly: I Got A Message For The Queen Of Hearts

I got a message for the Queen of Hearts They stacked the deck Put a Joker in every card Just when I thought that I was living large I got judged, de-robed, disbarred…yeah Jim Morrison is not dead to me He just broke on through to where you can’t see

We began by lighting candles

D0231 — rank 40

We began by lighting candles Which soon turned to molotov cocktails

Morality Tale

D0022 — rank 41

Morality is only for the middle class The poor can’t afford it And the wealthy can just ignore it….

Order

D0046 — rank 42

I saw I conquered I came The order of words is important You’ll find meanings can change

Chickens In A Basket

D0050 — rank 43

They told me not to put all my chickens in one basket They told me not to count up all my eggs before they hatch At least that’s how I remember it I know it goes something like that

Deep Dark Place

D0064 — rank 44

There’s some dark figure guarding the top of the hill Someone ask if we’ll ever escape but I don’t think we will The moon’s the only man who knows where we are The sun would’ve tried to help us if not for the stars

Down Under The Basement Stairs

D0066 — rank 45

Down under the basement stairs is where they ran to hide Now quite uncertain of the stranger that they had let inside Just what his real intentions were they would soon find out Would he fulfill the prophecies that he was speaking about?

FIRST NAME BASIS

D0087 — rank 46 — formerly: Shimmering

I never use a first name towards the people I love They know they’re understood I only use their first name When they’re up to no good

Yawn Contagion

D0105 — rank 47

YAWN CONTAGION Yeah, I’m the bad apple You been hearing about So pretty and shiny Until you put it in your mouth You’ll find that I’m rotten Yes, diseased to the core

RATHER A HAS-BEEN

D0125 — rank 48 — formerly: So You’Re Not Looking At What You Are

So you’re not looking at what you are But what you could have been I would rather be a has been Than have been a never was

Companies Are Just People With Machines

D0127 — rank 49

Companies are just people with machines And to get green you often gotta kill green

SCREAMING AT THE MOON

D0165 — rank 50 — formerly: Buzzed Trevor Moore fell off his roof

Buzzed Trevor Moore fell off his roof LadyWeaver passed away from cancer I've been screaming at the moon Still no one answers...

PAST MY PRIME

D0195 — rank 51 — formerly: I was just thirty seconds past my prime

I was just thirty seconds past my prime When I started to feel that slow decline, yeah I had paddled alone for a long, long time I've been losing my hair and now I'm losing my mind, yeah

SONG 57

D0227 — rank 52

FIND THE ______ Find the beauty…It’s past the hatred,Past the fear and the scornFind the beauty…You’ve come early,Never too late to be reborn Find the wisdom…Gained from eldersOf countless centuries pastFind the wisdom…In the knowledge time is wastingAnd time is fading fast Find the truth…Stripped of comfort,Unmasked and unadornedFind the truth…That survives when ideologies collapseAnd manufactured illusions are torn

White collar psychopath

D0238 — rank 53

White collar psychopath How long do you think you'll last? Nineteen for one and one for nineteen How long before your head rolls from the guillotine?

MAN IN THE SKY

D0245 — rank 54

The man in the sky he blocks out the sun Darkness is left and I can’t see anyone I knew he would come but I thought he would wait And for the people who run it was already too late

FODDER

D0254 — rank 55

Since I stopped swimming I’ve barely been able to tread water Forget losing or winning I’m getting that sinking feeling That I’m washed up cannon fodder

Tumor In My Brain

D0003 — rank 56

I’m not gonna lie I’m in so much pain I’m soon gonna die I got a tumor in my brain

Goodbye Big Sky

D0006 — rank 57

Goodbye big sky Hello little room Goodbye big sky Hello little room

Getting Stronger

D0072 — rank 58

John’s hitting the crack pipe Me, I’m hitting the hay Me, I’m getting stronger John, he’s wasting away

Hey Ray

D0075 — rank 59

Thank Heavens Ray Charles was blind That way he couldn’t see any of his seven wives But his nine children pondered as they grew… Hey Ray, did momma really feel good to you? She sure ain’t much to look at…. Sometimes I wish that I were blind too

Take No Prisoners

D0100 — rank 60

Well life’s like playing chess… Clearing the board is an instinct – To every species less evolved than I Humans are the only ones who take prisoners, more or less Yet it is men and women who rule the world and every district But maybe if we just shot on sight There’d be more room for all living things to survive?

BROWN LIQUOR CURE

D0109 — rank 61 — formerly: A Broken Heart Calls For Brown Liquor

A broken heart calls for brown liquor With no cure in store we just keep getting sicker

When life goes good... I drink

D0236 — rank 62

When life goes good... I drink When life’s no good... I drink

Gun On My Person

D0014 — rank 63

Gun on my person Always at the ready Everyone but babies make me nervous I know where all the bodies are buried

Potato

D0043 — rank 64

Potato is my satan I’ll eat it once you put it through hell

DEAD PACIFISTS

D0108 — rank 65 — formerly: Not Sure If I Can Stay Humble Any More

Not sure if I can stay humble any more Lots of blood from dead pacifists soaking onto the floor

All The Virgins Are Gone

D0116 — rank 66

All the virgins are gone Disappeared like snowflakes in the sun When I went out looking There wasn’t one

Connect, Control And Kill

D0121 — rank 67

Connect, control and kill The virus is spreading still The hosts are unaware Haven’t the slightest fear

When Chaos Comes A Calling

D0122 — rank 68

When chaos comes a calling Answer cool, calm and collected Have you ever felt yourself falling? Tripped up when you least expect it? That always leads to the hardest fall Sometimes you’re lucky If you get up at all

TWO TERMS IN

D0126 — rank 69 — formerly: You’Re Aging Like A President Two Terms In

You’re aging like a president two terms in You can feel yourself being pushed towards the cliff

I Got Bodies In The Basement

D0138 — rank 70

I got bodies in the basement But looking at myself I just can’t face it I made promises I tried to keep

DIE WHERE THE SUN SETS

D0182 — rank 71 — formerly: I don’t wanna say on my death bed

I don’t wanna say on my death bed I got in too deep and over my head I wanna die… where the sun sets I don’t wanna live… with regret You only die once So take a chance!

FOOTPRINTS OF LOVE

D0258 — rank 72

Footprints being washed away by the sea What we had once now will never be For the waves rolled in and washed away our love I’m sure that somewhere up there God’s laughing from above Love is bound to come back if it’s meant to be Busy traveling far across the deep blue sea My heart aches as if it has just been slain The only thing saving me now is a hurricane

I LIKE THE EARLY MORNING

D0413 — rank 73

I like the early morning when it’s just the birds and I When the sun has just shown his face in the deep blue sky And even those who say that there is nothing that ever lasts Can feel the weight being lifted as all their trouble pass

GREEN EGGS

D0415 — rank 74

I’m just so tired of walking down the street Without anyone knowing who I am When it comes to rhyme I can only be beat By some green eggs and f&$*(%g ham

What If Biggie And Tupac

D0011 — rank 75

What if Biggie and Tupac played on the same team Could the black people have achieved their dreams What if Snoop, Ice Cube, Dre and Easy-E All sat down to have a barbecue peacefully?

Technology Is The Enemy

D0149 — rank 76

Technology is the enemy Albeit hard to see But just look at me I got no friends in the flesh And my life is a mess I don’t talk when I can text You know what comes next

CHATBOT KICKED MY ASS

D0214 — rank 77 — formerly: Not sure how it's gonna go but I'm learn

Not sure how it's gonna go but I'm learning to code Well I graduated at the top of my class And then chatbot AI came and kicked my ass!

Finding Myself

D0030 — rank 78

I was told that I should try to find myself I didn’t know I was looking

Hollow As A Bottle

D0032 — rank 79

Is temptation always your selection? Has one second at a time become your motto?

Losing My Mind And Hair

D0076 — rank 80

I’m losing my mind just like I’m losing my hair I’ve thought so much about it I’m beginning not to care

Take My Virginity

D0119 — rank 81

Take my virginity Leave my integrity

NO FREE EXCHANGE

D0131 — rank 82 — formerly: The Ones Not Talking Keep On Walking

The ones not talking keep on walking While those the closest all stand back There’s very little communication No free exchange of information

BIG MAC AND A NUGGET

D0139 — rank 83 — formerly: I Met Your Mom At The Park And Ride

I met your mom at the park and ride That’s where we go to have a good time To our favorite spot in the parking lot I brought her a Big Mac and a nugget of pot As I was pumping that’s when I heard a pop She screamed, “Oh God my hip” and so I had to stop

MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ME

D0150 — rank 84 — formerly: The Best I Can Do Is Make You Feel Like Me

The best I can do is make you feel like me Because we both know misery loves company

Twelve Words

D0159 — rank 85

Obama's white house Bush's black world Life summed up Just twelve words

Everybody I love is now underground

D0169 — rank 86

Everybody I love is now underground Everything I knew has been turned upside down

SUICIDE RIDE

D0173 — rank 87 — formerly: Hey mister let me off of this suicide ri

Hey mister let me off of this suicide ride When's it gonna stop? I got no places left to hide... When's it gonna stop? When's it gonna stop?

I can pee clearly now

D0176 — rank 88

I can pee clearly now The pain is gone

MUSIC WARS

D0202 — rank 89 — formerly: If you like country I hope you die!

If you like country I hope you die! And if you like rap I ask you why? If you love death metal then that’s too bad You say you like punk, maybe that’s why you’re so sad I like Bobby Dylan, Hendrix, Neil Young and The Who I’ll take some Green Day, Pearl Jam And some Guns and Roses too

It will fuck with your head

D0203 — rank 90

It will fuck with your head When everyone/everything you love is dead

MCQUADRUPLES

D0204 — rank 91 — formerly: I’m a disgrace to the race — and that sa

I’m a disgrace to the race — and that says a lot The way I feed my face and beat off a lot But not at the same time — or at the same spot Making McQuadruples at two bucks a piece within a big cloud of pot

JUDGE EVERYONE ELSE

D0206 — rank 92 — formerly: I’m too busy judging others to judge mys

I’m too busy judging others to judge myself No, never could I ever sink to doubting myself

Trying and failing

D0230 — rank 93

Trying and failing is better than doing nothing at all Crying and wailing every time life kicks you in the balls

SECOND PART COVERED

D0243 — rank 94 — formerly: You know how most geniuses are really fu

You know how most geniuses are really fucked up? Well, I got that second part covered.

Bring My Stash

D0004 — rank 95

I’m gonna bring my stash In case I don’t come back

Long Screw

D0035 — rank 96

The carpenter said he needed a longer screw My wife overheard him and responded Hey, I could use one of those, too

Secret

D0037 — rank 97

This goes out to all you readers by the cover Seekers of the truth never to be discovered To those unknowing of where true love hides The secret is that the best is kept inside

Deadlines

D0045 — rank 98

What if one morning you woke up And didn’t love yourself at all Would you bother to get of bed? Should anyone expect a call?

Corona’S At The Beach

D0063 — rank 99

Corona’s at the beach with no woman at my side Must be that time again to take a deep look down inside A slice of lime to kill the time The station flips as I take a sip Problems must be uncovered Before anything is discovered

Must Have Seen Him First

D0079 — rank 100

That man was just like me but you must have seen him first I was just a minute late I don’t know what could have been worse To lose the race by a nose when it comes down to the wire To give all you have to give and still they ask you to go higher

LADIES

D0252 — rank 101

When it comes to the ladies… You can go gaga over GaGa But I’ll take the Weaver

This One Got Away

D0025 — rank 102

There’s a limit to your gimmick If you can’t even finish Anything you’ve started Because you’ve fallen broken-hearted To the catch of the day Oh No… This got away!

No Winter

D0044 — rank 103

Music has no winter Summertime has no soul

It’S This Lithium Shuffle

D0102 — rank 104

It’s this Lithium shuffle Keeping me out of trouble If insularity breeds abuse Then I could sure use a change of view

Jesus Was An Alien

D0110 — rank 105

Jesus was an alien From a planet and parts unknown

GOLD DIGGER'S ODDS

D0112 — rank 106 — formerly: You Can Always Lose Your Money Chasing Girls

You can always lose your money chasing girls But you’ll rarely lose a girl chasing money

TWO-SIXTEEN IN STAMPS

D0196 — rank 107 — formerly: I was standing 'round next to the breadl

I was standing 'round next to the breadline Asking, "Hey baby are you looking for a good time?" I got a two hundred and sixteen in stamps And I'm looking for one or two goodlooking tramps

I’m ugly but I’m amazing

D0207 — rank 108

I’m ugly but I’m amazing Laws were put in place to prevent hazing The day I applied to the sorority No way was Alpha Sigma Phi ignoring me I guess you all had to learn the hard way That I put water in my bong like you filled your glass with chardonnay No, I never got through, though I always...

ONE THING

D0418 — rank 109

Well I’ve found out That just one thing is true You’ve got to break the mold When you can’t break the rules

Today Or Tomorrow

D0019 — rank 110

Today or tomorrow Or perhaps ten years to this day I will tell you to your face What I don’t have the strength now to say…

Once

D0028 — rank 111

Doesn’t it suck when it’s true Nobody believe in you Once upon a time Yeah, maybe they used to… Ah…but that’s a fairytale now

Building Bridges

D0058 — rank 112

Well, my boat floats but everybody gets soaked The captain's floored please just ignore it You’ll need your raincoat if you hop onboard

A Dog In The Yard

D0065 — rank 113

Been so stationary lately A caged yellow canary So don’t you come near me Loneliness and despair no longer fear me Now I’m a danger to the world

Everything

D0067 — rank 114

Don’t give in to the paradox Living in sin yet preaching bullshit walks Climbing the walls like a spider on a string Just because you can Doesn’t mean you’ve got to try everything

Asop Said It

D0070 — rank 115

Be careful of what you leave laying around your tables You know Asop sure told some kick ass fables And the moral of this song Is that you better hide your bong Sorry, gotta run so I can’t stay long

Somedays

D0089 — rank 116

Some days I just feel like sh*t There ain’t no better words to say it… Some days I just feel like shit I feel like a tool – an unsharpened bit

Little Black Man

D0094 — rank 117

My wife awaits... At home with a little black man Hey relax there are more facts than just that She'll never get slapped He's our kitty - it's only our cat, man Your thinking of robbin’ While I'm talking 'bout Batman

CAULDRON OF FIRE

D0133 — rank 118 — formerly: A Long Time Ago You Learned About The Birds And Th

A long time ago you learned about the birds and the bees Ways we deal with our primal urges and how to get what we need Yes, there are laws sometimes broken by those who lose control And it’s them, without a friend, with no one to pray for their souls For where they reside there’s a cauldron of fire and forever burning coals

MAILED IT BACK

D0147 — rank 119 — formerly: She Mailed It Back Later That Week

She mailed it back later that week My wife was mad we did not speak… Now wife’s gone and life goes on I keep running ‘til my race is run

You Wrote That You Know Her

D0155 — rank 120

You wrote that you know her No one not kin has been closer Well then what happened here? Which one of you disappeared?

Corporations have no countries

D0168 — rank 121

Corporations have no countries Traitors to the class

CORN ON THE COB

D0175 — rank 122 — formerly: I brought home a hooker with no front te

I brought home a hooker with no front teeth Served corn on the cob so she would leave

You don’t gotta smoke pot

D0241 — rank 123

You don’t gotta smoke pot to get high in San Francisco All you gotta do is walk down the middle of the street at night, in the morning, or afternoon See people planted like nature, wilting away There they lay strewn

GENERAL TOM

D0409 — rank 124

When General Tom said, “The dream was gone… The battle lost – the gig was up” I became withdrawn too lost of a cause You know I felt like giving up

IGGY’S ANTHEM

D0414 — rank 125

I am afraid I can not say Just what makes me feel this way Which is why I am staying down Inside the ditch which I’ve been laid Head bowed while I face the mistakes I’ve made And the price of my actions that I must pay

ONE BIG COMPETITION

D0417 — rank 126

Life is one big competition when’s it gonna stop? We all scale the mountain trying to reach the top For ten dollars you can buy my interpretation But I’ll give your money back if don’t flip the station

SOLVING THE PUZZLE

D0421 — rank 127

Waiting for monkeys to evolve Is like saying you're watching the earth revolve Or praying to a porcelin god Believing that the puzzle can be solved Child...what are you doing that for? Oh my child...you could be doing so much more

TABLE

D0422 — rank 128

You could keep trying Start believing before you start dying That’s the only way you’ll ever really know The alarm clock will fail to wake you Earthquakes may no longer shake you If you misplace the self you once used to know

Fast Money

D0020 — rank 129

I bled for garbage Fast money… hollow fame For that I got a title Everyone knew my name

Biggest Mistake

D0021 — rank 130

The biggest mistake Is making it twice

The Middle Isn’T Forming

D0077 — rank 131

Anything that isn’t habit forming is just a waste of time Not everything concerns money or nickels, quarters or dimes There are some things that control you and others that you control Like when your mind sees only colors like green and white and gold

In The Morning Light

D0142 — rank 132

In the morning light In the morning light The best time to tell when things aren’t right Is in the morning light In the morning light The best time to tell when things aren’t right Is in the morning light

You gotta feel the pain

D0242 — rank 133

You gotta feel the pain Before you taste the champagne

Fifty Percent Whore

D0005 — rank 134

When I saw your mother naked Well, I just wanted you even more… Orgasms… You’ve never faked them ‘Cause you’re fifty percent whore

Looking

D0036 — rank 135

I was searching for answers to the simplest questions When I knocked upon your door You said that you would help me as you proceeded to guide me I found exactly what I was looking for

Passing Through

D0040 — rank 136

Daddy said, Son it’s nice to see you Just what brings you around this way? Sonny boy answers, Likewise Ah, I’m just passing through I’m so sorry but I can’t stay Sonny boy

THROW IT AWAY

D0053 — rank 137 — formerly: Fifty Two Pick Up

How do you know if you got something good? Just throw it away See if someone picks it up

Take A Seat

D0073 — rank 138

Now it is time to get in line Stand up now or get left behind Just no telling when the bus will pass Jump on board before they run outta gas Walking up so many hills will tire your feet Time to take a rest, time to take a seat

Greater Than I

D0074 — rank 139

Wait is my wife, my beautiful young bride Changed my whole life with just a blink of her eye If everything feels right as you lay by her side Turning off the light and then saying goodnight All the anger in you instantly dies Just close your eyes

Candy Rapper Superstar

D0157 — rank 140

This jam… Gonna spit it out of my mouth as fast as I can Like it’s a peanut Eminem

Co-create your reality

D0167 — rank 141

Co-create your reality Each victim is an opportunity for a lesson in strength Each leader is a warning for silence when wrongs are left unchanged The mute should shout silent

I had to temper my agenda

D0187 — rank 142

I had to temper my agenda If your love I want to enter Never an owner, always a renter

When you’re drunk in the afternoon

D0237 — rank 143

When you’re drunk in the afternoon You don’t answer your phone Unfortunately this ain’t the kinda thing You can learn alone…

Divine and True

D0249 — rank 144 — formerly: HIGH PRAISE

I praise your name everyday… But you’re not Jesus, no Holy Spirit… Divine and true

LAIDIES

D0250 — rank 145

For all you guys out there who spell the word ‘Ladies’ with two eyes

WAVES

D0255 — rank 146

Waves…they come so many ways I’ve thought a lot about that today Drown out sorrows so they say Crests and trophs Are you in over your head? Have to catch my breath again and then…

Musical Tastes

D0016 — rank 147

If you like country then I hope you die! And if you like rap then I ask you why? If you love death metal then that’s too bad When you say love emo maybe that’s why you’re so sad?

GOOD SHIT IN MAINE

D0163 — rank 148 — formerly: All the local puffers know the strain

All the local puffers know the strain We grow the good shit here in Maine No, not every sativa is the same I’m off for ______ again

ONE-EYED HOOKER

D0185 — rank 149 — formerly: I got into a fender bender with a one-ey

I got into a fender bender with a one-eyed hooker She wasn't much of reader she was a looker She lost an eye at work one day Man cummed so hard she took a stray

She said

D0223 — rank 150

She said “Corporal Cavernosa pulled my hand in closer…”

In And Out

D0051 — rank 151

She falls in and out of love About every other day It’s good and then it’s bad But what you’ve never had How can you tell when it goes away

Motivation Seperation

D0078 — rank 152

Every word heard spoken Just sounds so broken Myself and my motivation for inspiration There’s been a separation causing much frustration

No Need To Stay

D0080 — rank 153

We got the AC pumpin’ ‘Cause the heat is comin’ I think I am perceiving That I’ll soon be leaving No need to stay around here

Nothing But Trouble

D0082 — rank 154

You can go and pop your pills Or you can go and lick your dollar bills Either way trouble will come and follow you There are some things you know you shouldn’t do

Screwing Around

D0086 — rank 155

I know what you’re thinking I know what you’re planning on doing You’re gonna be going down town Because when you start drinking I know that you like to go out screwing Around with your fiends

Not Afraid

D0097 — rank 156

Never be afraid when your opinion is based on fact Let someone know that it’s his or her own decision to not be told how to act Each day I become a little bit stronger And everyday my story gets to be a little longer And I’m not afraid of that

Once I Was In Shackles

D0124 — rank 157

Once I was in shackles With everything in shambles Too much I tried to tackle Seems I’m always taking gambles

Maybe One Day

D0128 — rank 158

Maybe one day I’ll be the man that you’ll wanna be with And then you’ll say: Never would have thought it Never would have believed it

And Lying Next To Me

D0134 — rank 159

And lying next to me Will be a picture of you To see me through All eternity As I wait for thee I know you’ll be missing me

NO ERASING

D0137 — rank 160 — formerly: I Don’T Like Which Way I’M Facing

I don’t like which way I’m facing Gonna turn in a new direction And since there’s no erasing Got to make better selections Have to make the best of whatever you got

It’S Good To See Green Today

D0143 — rank 161

It’s good to see green today How long has the sky been gray? God I thought the fog would never fade away Don’t think Spring ever sprung this late…

Yeah, A Rock Star Smile

D0153 — rank 162

Yeah, a rock star smile That would take ya to the moon When you look like that You can sing outta tune The ladies all applaud _ like you’re god…

If you are trying to unload

D0201 — rank 163

If you are trying to unload Then you gotta drive real slow Down Bake Run Road Let your mind unfold Now there ya go

Save the story for the jury

D0218 — rank 164

Save the story for the jury I don’t have time I’m in a hurry

She makes men behave like women

D0222 — rank 165

She makes men behave like women And women behave like men

ROMANS

D0247 — rank 166

Romans: thirteen, two Just one of those things that religion can do

HUMAN BEING

D0251 — rank 167

Who wants to invest in a human being? Because my soul disagrees

FIGHTING THE COLD

D0408 — rank 168

Fighting the cold With thoughts so bold No more losing control Nothing collected, nothing owed Fly as high as you can - just watch out below

NIGHT FALLS

D0416 — rank 169

Night falls It’s time to go to bed You know how the saying goes Time to rest Your weary head But when the stars shine in the sky It’s that much harder to say goodbye

Best Man (Or Woman)

D0056 — rank 170

When your game plan doesn’t go exactly as you had it planned Sometimes you’ve got to cowboy up and make a goal line stand Put the pressure on before things begin to get out of hand Sometimes you have to put the ball in the hands of your best man (or woman):

By The Pound

D0059 — rank 171

BY THE POUND Some people only buy a thirty And they only get a little dirty But when you buy it by the pound

Who Is Your Hero

D0092 — rank 172

Who is your hero? Would I know him if I’d seen him around? Maybe a great baseball player like Joltin’ Joe Or perhaps a teacher from your town

I Slapped Her Face

D0008 — rank 173

I been feeling down I made a big mistake I got mad at my woman And I slapped her face

Sneaky Rabbit

D0027 — rank 174

Sneaky rabbit Stealing carrots Who do you think you are?

TELL YOUR SISTER HI

D0172 — rank 175 — formerly: Hey baby tonight,

Hey baby tonight, I'm gonna drop by You can tell your sister I said 'Hi'

I used to be the man

D0194 — rank 176

I used to be the man But now I don’t know who I am

LIGHTNING EYES

D0225 — rank 177 — formerly: She's got that thunder in her thighs

She's got that thunder in her thighs Lightening shooting out her eyes You just can't deny

BARBECUE PEACEFULLY

D0235 — rank 178 — formerly: What if Biggie and Tupac played on the s

What if Biggie and Tupac played on the same team? Could the blacks of America achieve their dream? What if Doctor Dre, Ice Cube and Easy E all sat down at a barbecue peacefully?

Real Cold

D0034 — rank 179

You’re real cold And not nice too I’m so glad I didn’t marry you Oh yeah, it’s true

Box Sets

D0057 — rank 180

Everybody around here has become intrigued with box sets The inside scene and knowing every little detail to the nth degree Amendments never penned a word in the name of privacy There is no law about just letting someone be

Car Broken Down

D0061 — rank 181

Car broken down by the side of the road You gaze into your past and find your memories growing old I don’t have time to worry about the problems of the world I don’t even have time for myself, let alone for someone else

BROWN LIQUOR (RECUT)

D0160 — rank 182 — formerly: A broken heart that calls for brown liqu

A broken heart that calls for brown liquor With no cure in store Just keep getting sicker

I get busy in that kitchen

D0184 — rank 183

I get busy in that kitchen Like a necrophile mortician

DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH

D0213 — rank 184 — formerly: Not everybody understands what I’m talki

Not everybody understands what I’m talking about Sorry, but I don’t speak English Well then get the fuck out!

We made such a spectacle

D0233 — rank 185

We made such a spectacle When she grabbed both of my testicles

Nice Tits

D0042 — rank 186

Nice tits! But since I’m blind Could I please see them with my hands? Just let me get a grip So I can fully comprehend and understand

Magic Love Glow

D0104 — rank 187

Magic love glow Magic love glow You and I are unified Opened up and let me inside

Secret Lover In The Dark

D0107 — rank 188

Secret lover in the dark Has discovered my heart

Ambition Is Attractive

D0113 — rank 189

Ambition is attractive Keeping me sexually active

SWEARING FOR THE EDUCATED

D0129 — rank 190 — formerly: Why Don’T You Go Stick Your Dick In Your Brother

Why don’t you go stick your dick in your brother-in-law’s wife, okay? That’s how you say go fuck your sister to the educated.

This Mofo

D0047 — rank 191

Do you really think they’d let a guy like me Drink Crown Royal up in this mofo’ ? No! Why? Because I be po’ yo!

Neither

D0048 — rank 192

Neither…in both I’m an underachiever Especially with the latter However…in love I’m still a believer And isn’t that all that really matters?

It’S In My Soul

D0084 — rank 193

Sure, I know that you’ve been fooled before… Many times So why not once more?

I’M Dyin’ To Start Again

D0144 — rank 194

I’m dyin’ to start again I’m just waiting ‘til when The time is right to make my move

UNABLE TO EVOLVE

D0146 — rank 195 — formerly: See. The Last Time I Got Involved

See. the last time I got involved I found I was unable to evolve And I’m hoping to get in one good session That would maybe teach her a lesson

BORN HIGH MIDDLE CLASS RICH

D0181 — rank 196 — formerly: I don’t like Mexicans on this side of th

I don’t like Mexicans on this side of the wall I was born high middle class rich So I never had to deal With any of this shit

I've been waiting

D0200 — rank 197

I've been waiting The time it hasn't been right I keep debating What I'm gonna do with my life A poet, a prince

IN RETROSPECT

D0232 — rank 198 — formerly: We had lost all we had shared

We had lost all we had shared The moment that we met When things became real we both got scared Only we hadn’t knew it yet This is, in retrospect Looking back

I CAN’T TELL YOU

D0412 — rank 199

I can’t tell you where I want to go Sometimes some things Just move real slow The earth is always spinning But we never seem to know

SAY RIGHT

D0420 — rank 200

Don’t believe everything you read You should know that as well as me Because sometimes people think differently Than what they say or write, you see?

Rest Of The Story

D0033 — rank 201

Some may say You’re a little crazy That would be Not telling the rest of the story

BIG SHAVED BALLS

D0190 — rank 202 — formerly: I only tried it once and now I can't sto

I only tried it once and now I can't stop! I've been looking for a lady with a big cock When it comes to women, yeah, I've tried them all But them I met a woman with big shaved balls!

HALF A BOTTLE REPRISE

D0220 — rank 203 — formerly: She had some fiddle in her faddle

She had some fiddle in her faddle Some widdle in her waddle And I wouldn't fucking roll her Unless you gave me half a bottle

She was a butt-fucking whore

D0224 — rank 204

She was a butt-fucking whore who I laid on the floor and then kicked out the door but soon she came back for more so we did it again – commited the same sin – this time I accidentally left it in…

Would you suck my cock?

D0240 — rank 205

Would you suck my cock? It would mean a lot... I haven't cummed in forty-three days If my sperm has turned It might make you squirm... So be careful of the after taste!

Two Things

D0031 — rank 206

Do you know nothing about something or something about nothing Maybe both?

Inside

D0038 — rank 207

As a reader by the cover With the truth never to be discovered Never knowing where true love hides And that the best is kept inside So I kick it to the curb

In The Warmth Of Her Eyes

D0052 — rank 208

Once I crawled through the darkest alleys Once I slid down the deepest valleys But in the warmth of her eyes

No Sleep Today

D0081 — rank 209

Got so much to say I won’t get any sleep today When trouble has gone away that is when I will hit the hay

Side Road

D0088 — rank 210

The van has just pulled of the side of the road The vitality for life of the man is waiting to explode

Weddings And Funerals

D0106 — rank 211

WEDDINGS AND FUNERALS SUICIDE RIDE

More Verbs

D0118 — rank 212

MORE VERBS LESS NOUNS

STATE OF MY MIND

D0178 — rank 213 — formerly: I disclose to you, without reserve, the

I disclose to you, without reserve, the state of my mind That history repeats itself — I declare to remain… Without you

I went down to Trolley Town

D0198 — rank 214

I went down to Trolley Town And I saw things that made my head spin ’round

MEAN MISTER TUCKER

D0211 — rank 215 — formerly: Mean mister Tucker was a mean mother fuc

Mean mister Tucker was a mean mother fucker Used to chase something thing down the stairs And down the halls banging into walls Something something

NO PIGGIES ON THE FARM

D0212 — rank 216 — formerly: No there ain't no piggies on the farm to

No there ain't no piggies on the farm today And that little old rooster had something to say

NOT THE MAN TODAY

D0239 — rank 217 — formerly: Who will I be when I see you

Who will I be when I see you Surely not the man I am today

WOOL

D0248 — rank 218

We’re all woven We’re not made… Maybe there’s a great creator but

GARDEN OF FLOWERS

D0253 — rank 219

Whether or not to serve power To go pulling up weeds in this garden of flowers Or be like everyone else and when it’s time to work

So Sorry

D0098 — rank 220

Finally the time has come.... I am the one.... The one who will lead you So sorry Mr. president.... Get bent! Your military can not kill this son... I will defeat you

COCK BUT NOT BALLS

D0145 — rank 221 — formerly: I’M Having A Hard Time Knocking Down The Wall

I’m having a hard time knocking down the wall She’ll suck my cock but won’t lick my balls

FEAR OF THE WALKING DEAD

D0179 — rank 222 — formerly: I don't care about Ukrainians getting bl

I don't care about Ukrainians getting blown to bits And all those refugees from Syria you can dump then in a pit I don't care about the Negros dying from AIDS in the Sudan And I don't give a flying fuck about ANYTHING in Iran Because I can't go San Francisco for fear of the walking dead And anyone going to Kensington what's going on in your head?

I get busy in that kitchen

D0183 — rank 223

I get busy in that kitchen Like a necrophile mortician (*) Why don’t you go stick your dick in your brother-in-law’s wife, okay? That’s how you say go fuck your sister to the educated.

I’m changing the game like Rogan

D0205 — rank 224

I’m changing the game like Rogan Kicking like ShoGun It be hard when you know you’re outgunned That’s no fun

She’s a big girl

D0226 — rank 225

She’s a big girl Loves her takeout She loves Big Macs and chili cheese fries

Trapped!

D0229 — rank 226

Trapped! Trapped like a dirty rat... Trapped! Trapped like a dirty rat...

Rap Dude Thing

D0015 — rank 227

Dre has the beats Eminem has the rhymes Biggie had the flow And Tupac the vibe Snoop had the lingo DMX has got the cred

Nuclear Holocaust

D0039 — rank 228

Nuclear holocaust The end of our time is near The missiles are approaching All the people tremble in fear

Being To Seeing

D0071 — rank 229

When I said excuse me miss I really like your pretty blue dress I said what you doing here my dear If you're aiming for the stars afar Then you'll be searching in vain For about a million years

A Splintered Soul

D0130 — rank 230

A splintered soul Watch the tears run down

When It’S Just Us Two

D0152 — rank 231

When it’s just us two We’re like monkeys at the zoo

You Can Call Me Villain

D0154 — rank 232

You can call me villain You can call me hero

IDEAS ARE ALIVE

D0166 — rank 233 — formerly: Call the muse…

Call the muse… Ideas are alive

Objectifier

D0215 — rank 234

Objectifier From alive to merely my possession

SWALLOWED HER KIDS

D0192 — rank 235 — formerly: I said your mom should have swallowed he

I said your mom should have swallowed her kids The whole world would have been better off if she did

GEORGIE THE DEFEATER

D0093 — rank 236 — formerly: I Used To Be One Of You

As soon as my leader Georgie W. "The Defeater" Drops a warhead on you From one of his army planes

Learning To Code

D0002 — rank 237

LEARNING TO CODE I’m not sure how it’s going to go… But I am learning to code Learning to code I am learning to code

Let It Fall Through My Hands

D0012 — rank 238

I had it all and let fall through my hands And now I can’t understand

Exceptional

D0049 — rank 239

I’m the exception to your rule I haven’t had six beers and one hundred years

WHO KNOWS WHERE IT GOES

D0188 — rank 240 — formerly: I know you really want to give it up

I know you really want to give it up But you're too young to fuck Take if from a guy who knows Keep it 'cause once it's gone Who knows where it goes?

THE PINKY INCIDENT

D0191 — rank 241 — formerly: I put my pinky in my best friend's grand

I put my pinky in my best friend's grandfather's neice's ass As we both sat back and had a laugh...

Viral

D0091 — rank 242

But cha won’t Stand the test of time Once you’ve grown old It’ll all be left behind

But Some Do None

D0132 — rank 243

But some do none Yet make claim on both They have a hard time Fitting in with other folk

Things Change, They Stay The Same

D0151 — rank 244

Things change, they stay the same Real life isn’t this just a game

All my friends and family

D0162 — rank 245

All my friends and family We mourn the dead The travesty

CURIOSITY'S SAKE

D0193 — rank 246 — formerly: I took her up for curiosity’s sake,

I took her up for curiosity’s sake, Before I knew it was a mistake.

Look ma, I can

D0209 — rank 247

Look ma, I can Fly – I -I-I Ow wow I’m so Hi – I – I - I

RING DING

D0216 — rank 248

Here comes another ring ding ding-a-ling Who swings all around like a yo-yo

SEWN SAUSAGE SANDWICH

D0219 — rank 249

song 64 I don’t want no Sewn sausage sandwich No matter how good it tastes… I know it’s FAKE! I don’t want no Sewn

LAST CUP OF COFFEE or LET DOWN?

D0405 — rank 250

Oh, that’s right… You were gone on your business meeting out of town How about UNITY, WATER FLESH AND BONE

Dre Has Got The Beats

D0103 — rank 251

Dre has got the beats Eminem’s got the rhymes Biggie had the flow And Tupac the Vibe

TWENTY-THREE ON THE ROOF

D0136 — rank 252 — formerly: How Many Mexicans Can You Fit On A Roof?

How many Mexicans can you fit on a roof? By my last count it was twenty two Well twenty-three if you count the one who fell off Immigration wouldn’t take him and they’re assuming he’s lost

Your wide-eyed bitch

D0244 — rank 253

Your wide-eyed bitch Can only plead the fifth Did she suck this dick?

SHOULD I NOT SAY

D0140 — rank 254 — formerly: I Once Had A Boy…

I once had a boy… Or should I not say

He had a gay little walk

D0171 — rank 255

He had a gay little walk And he funny when he talk

S-E-W-N

D0217 — rank 256

sausage sandwich No matter how good it tastes… I know it’s FAKE! Pre-op… Don’t stop Post-op Take a walk….

Tommy Translove

D0009 — rank 257

Tommy Translove song M 2 F… sign me up! F 2 M… not so much…

PRESS ONE FOR ENGLISH

D0180 — rank 258 — formerly: I don't like one-armed Polish people in

I don't like one-armed Polish people in trees He fell and died when I waved and everybody blamed me! I don't like Mexicans on this side of the wall Having to hit ONE for English everywhere I call

Fdr And The Four Freedoms

D0069 — rank 259

I am speaking from The White House And I call upon all loyal subjects But mainly freedom, democracy and peace

I Got A Lot To Say

D0114 — rank 260

I got a lot to say About what happened yesterday

Show

D0029 — rank 261

I could go and see a show down in Orlando Cause ya know the way it goes

FILTHY CHRISTMAS THEME

D0189 — rank 262 — formerly: I like to stick my big thick dick and to

I like to stick my big thick dick and tongue and thumb in bum, bum, bum, bums in the theme of the Christmas song-

I watched your daughter take a bath...

D0197 — rank 263

I watched your daughter take a bath... Then helped your daughter wash her back... What do you think of that?

She looked twenty-one but she was barely

D0221 — rank 264

She looked twenty-one but she was barely sixteen… Now I’m on the run before her father gets to me! (Partially explicit – contains adult sexual references) verified index continuation under page number 230.]

That THOT won't stop until she sucks the

D0228 — rank 265

That THOT won't stop until she sucks the cock Of every nigger on the block

BIG CHANGES NOW ↓↓

D0164 — rank 266

Financial Capitalism → Digital Democracy Nation-states → Global Governance I say: Tech CEOs are new country heads Consolidate power to maximize profit

Maricela de la Cruz

D0210 — rank 267

Maricela de la Cruz Reports for KCRA News

Mint

D0158 — rank 268

shield shield "I became reborn today on these ides of May"

“Look Fucknutski!”

D0156 — rank 269

“LOOK FUCKNUTSKI!” “Hey you cunt lipper!”

God Was A Killer

D0013 — rank 270

[body missing]

Everything You Love Is Dead

D0010 — rank 271

[body missing]

Shorter Lyrics

D0026 — rank 272

ALBUM THIRTY TWO 32

D0161 — rank 273

THIRTY TWO (32) – Full Tracklist1. Tony’s Song 2. Love and My Hand 3. Kill the Seed 4. (track number not shown) 5. My Fan Fiction 6. Me and Tom Cruise 7. Wallflower Poop 8. Reckless Girls 9. Lick My Toes Ho 10. GROOVE BACK II 11. When You’re Hammered 12. Key To Be Free 13. Diddy Defense 14. CLOSURE / AFTERMATH

FULL PIECES INSIDE THE “ASSORTED” FILE✅

D0170 — rank 274

Even though that file mixes fragments and songs, several entries are complete works, not sketches: BURIED TREASURE UNBENDABLE SOLDIERS FAIRYTALES

SO I KEEP ON SPAMMIN...

D0400 — rank 275

[body missing]

SENDING MY FRIEND INVITES TO YOU!

D0401 — rank 276

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