⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING – SET LIST FIVE (5) Set List Five contains frequent explicit sexual themes, crude humor, and provocative language, with each track contributing its own variation of adult content and tone. “Mic Drop” leans heavily into exaggerated, performance-driven sexuality with graphic imagery and shock-value delivery, setting an intentionally over-the-top tone. “One Night Stan” centers on casual encounters and emotional detachment, portraying relationships as fleeting and transactional. “Meet Michael Hawk” is built around extended sexual innuendo and wordplay, using humor and double meanings to create suggestive content throughout. “There It Goes” introduces a darker edge, combining explicit sexual references with themes of emotional emptiness, self-destructive behavior, and disregard for others. “Living Large” shifts into body-focused humor, which may be perceived as fetishizing or insensitive in its portrayal of physical traits. “No Thanks Babe” includes judgmental and potentially offensive attitudes around appearance, relationships, and sexual history, reflecting a more critical and abrasive tone. “Look Her Up” continues with themes of infidelity and objectification, emphasizing shallow motivations in romantic decision-making. “Hideaway” blends moments of chaos and disaster imagery with infidelity and deception, ultimately using a twist of humor to undercut the situation. “In a Jiffy” explores casual intimacy followed by regret and lingering confusion, with references to substance use and emotional dissonance after a brief connection. “Fifty Ways” is a parody-style track that presents exaggerated, crude “instructions” tied to different names, using explicit humor and shock value to reinterpret relationship advice. “She Don’t Come Easy” is a parody inspired by Ringo Starr, focusing on sexual performance themes and frustration, delivered through explicit and comedic framing. “Cinnabon Girl,” a spoof inspired by Neil Young, uses playful but suggestive metaphors and innuendo to create a lighter tone, though it still contains adult themes. Overall, the set is driven by explicit humor, parody, and boundary-pushing language, with varying degrees of emotional depth beneath its provocative surface. LIVING A LA MODE SET LIST FIVE (5) 1 Mic Drop 2 One Night Stan 3 Meet Michael Hawk 4 There It Goes 5 Living Large 6 No Thanks Babe 7 Look Her Up 8 Hideaway 9 In a Jiffy 10 Fifty Ways 11 She Don't Come Easy 12 Cinnabon Girl (1) MIC DROP In I walk You hear the mic drop Even the hands of the clock stop All the fans in stands knees knock Once rhymes start dropping there’s no stopping Girls kicking their knickers and panties off As seats are getting wet from where it’s soft like cotton The chicks with a flick of their wrists Are lingerie tossing We be G-string flossing The floozies are using my sausage as a lozenge Then I asked if salad tossing is an option We all know I come with extra dressing ‘Cause I’m flexing and not stressing But just to get that much flesh in There is bound to be some messing It will get down and dirty If she’s flirty and under thirty Hope you’re thirsty is she gets squirty Look now we’re all sweaty ‘cause she’s ready to have you and your best friend to put it in and take it out Now her mouth Now her spout Now her mouth Now her spout And now… BABY PULL IT OUT! Must be time to console Oops…went in the wrong hole (But it wasn’t REALLY the wrong hole) Yeah, guys know… (stop look around) Hey, any bi’s blow? I still get good wood on the fast ball! Yes, I’ll fuck trannys who are passable Go ahead…Make my day! And lick my balls and @sshole!

(2) ONE NIGHT STAN Well I’m going out tonight And I look ‘aight It’s time to give the ladies hell We’ll catch one under our spell And then maybe take her home You know I love to bone! The next morning I’ll drop her off And never call her on the phone You can call me ‘one night Stan” Hey baby, I’m YOUR man! Let’s have a little fling Who get the girls to sing? And as you’re calling out my name We’ll get this kitten tamed I’ll give you the best day of your life Then sneak out in the middle of the night Yeah, you get just one day then I’m afraid I’ll have to go star on another stage Today it’s ALL the rage So don’t feel like YOU’VE been played They call me ‘wrong number Bill’ Hey baby come and get your fill! They call me ‘long gone John’ It may not be right… But you can’t tell me that it’s wrong! (3) MEET MICHAEL HAWK I called up this girl who was going to see me tonight She told me she was going to a play with Michael Hawk… Have you ever met Michael Hawk? I heard all his friends call him Mike He’s real friendly with the ladies There’s something about him they all like Have you ever met Michael Hawk? He’s what they call a real standup guy He is over six feet tall And almost two feet wide Michael Hawk might look a little strange to you Because his head is purple His belly is white And his feet are blue He’s a memorable man that Michael Hawk… He always leans when he walks He only wears one sock And he never, ever talks All the girls fall in love with Michael Hawk They say he’ll fit you like a glove that Michael Hawk And that no man rises above Michael Hawk Yes, he’s very well thought of that Michael Hawk Come along with Michael Hawk Won’t you dance with Michael Hawk? Hum a song to Michael Hawk Wrap your hands around Michael Hawk But never laugh at Michael Hawk And never turn your back on Michael Hawk Or you might get slapped by Michael Hawk For he’s very rash that Michael Hawk Have him for breakfast Michael Hawk Make him supper Michael Hawk Introduce him to your sister and mother Michael Hawk But not your father or brother Michael Hawk He reminds me of a pirate, Michael Hawk For he’s only got one good eye He’s made many girls go blind Other girls quiver and other girls cry If you ever come across Michael Hawk Don’t hesitate to give him a kiss Just so long as you don’t mind The slight taste of salt upon your lips (4) THERE IT GOES Ninety nine percent of my time is spent alone And I give the one percent to the fucking hoes I’m good for dick and not much else I have a hard time controlling myself Those that I love I hurt the most In time you’ll find I’ve become a ghost You think you see me I’m not really there Behind my fake concern I don’t really care Ninety nine percent of my time is spent alone And I give the one percent to the fucking hoes She turns a trick Well that’s a treat We get a room Take her off the street Hey babe How ‘bout breakfast in bed Could you give me a hand? And maybe some head Ninety nine percent of my time is spent alone And I give the one percent to the fucking hoes Some have a job And others have a hobby I got an excuse to leave When hard gets floppy I leave ‘em hot And I leave ‘em soggy I leave ‘em cold With no, “I’m sorry” Ninety nine percent of my time is spent alone And I give the one percent to the fucking hoes You better get it while you can… And there it goes

(5) LIVING LARGE When my fat girl winked at me I smiled back Immediately ‘Cause I’ve learned to like ‘em you see hefty, chunky, bumpy and large You know when obesity Comes running towards me You know I don’t stray far Oh yeah…oh yeah…. I’ve grown to love ‘em large Sure she’s got some pie on the thigh And some rack on the lamb But at least I found someone Who loves me for who I am… Sure she may sag a bed Or perhaps maybe even bend a chair But it’s really good for your head To know she’ll always be there… Sure, she’s got more than just one chin And the girth of two full-grown men But she’s become the center of my earth Not because of gravity but because I know what true love is worth… It’s not weighed by pounds of the flesh Yet it’s so rare that Two people mesh Sure, she fell on me the last time we hugged That’s not how or why I got sucked into the belly button of love… I just felt so cozy so safe, so warm And well-protected from all of this world’s harm So now I live here in this place Living off the crumbs and gravy that runs down The sides of her face… Sure, when she sits she somehow expands But we were meant to become one in God’s great big plan Because I finally found a girl Who loves me for all that I am So when my fat girl winked at me I smiled back immediately ‘Cause I’ve learned to love ‘em you see hefty, chunky, bumpy and large You know when obesity Comes running towards me You know I don’t stray far Oh yeah…oh yeah…. I’ve grown to love ‘em large Oh yeah…oh yeah…. I’ve grown to love ‘em large (6) NO THANKS BABE I said no thanks babe No I don’t want that If you end up looking like your momma That’ll be too damn fat I’m not looking for a one-night stand I’m looking for a wife Not looking to just share my bed Looking to share my whole life It’s not easy chopping down family trees They call me the gardener when I’m raking up your leaves How many men have you been with? Any history of disease? I need to know it all So answer if you please (7) LOOK HER UP You fell in love But she wasn’t a ten Now you’re wondering What if you went back again… Would you look her up Just to f*ck her hot friend? Yeah, that’s the question Most asked amongst men Some live to run themselves Straight through the ringer Keep falling in love With all these unplugged singers When they’ve already heard the story As we count the fallen seeking glory (8) HIDEAWAY Digging ditches by the side of the road – yeah Two trains are coming and they’re overloaded – oh no The bomb went off there was a giant explosion Lots of things got lost amidst the commotion Lots of people changed and it wasn’t for the better “Every man for himself!” they all cried together Yeah roll, duck and cover Is a real mother fucker When the room’s on fire And you’re the burning tire This scene that you’re seeing Makes you feel so out of being Leaves wondering if you’ll ever be the same? It’s been a devil of a day And you haven’t yet escaped You’ll be lucky if you get home with your name Often times when I’m touring I find myself exploring New people, places, things and states of mind Oh… so why would I be lonely When there’s so much you could show me You know that we could take a trip at any time… Yeah, I’m right here But I’m willing to disappear We could find ourselves a little hideaway… I know you’re husband’s out of town And he won’t be coming ‘round You know we could sure have ourselves a day… Well, mamma said yes Just like I guessed So we proceeded on our way To the traveler’s inn down town Where we could lay ourselves down And have a cozy little stay Well we were walking from car A boy yelled, “Mommy, there you are!” I felt her let go of my hand right away Little boy and mommy looked surprised Both looked at me with great big eyes And I said, “Hi, my name is Dave and I’m gay.” (9) IN A JIFFY She had a reputation for repetition Yeah, lots of guys got what they were wishing Easier than going fishing Boy, you ain't kidding Like one-string fiddling Or perhaps burning kindling When two hands start fondling So quickly she's responding There's a party in her pants And I was that night's guest of honor Though I didn't really want her Even though she's hotter than fire With her eyes filled with desire I shoulda took my worm off the hook And walked away from the water Because lately I've been being haunted By an unwanted and unfading memory Two pictures taken for someone else For some reason I ended up getting them I got them all to myself Yeah, those, and a thong are all that she left me Well, that and a couple of songs And now that she has gone I guess I'm getting along But it still feels a little wrong That's she's on her way back to Taiwan And now I'm back to hitting on my bong For you see she left me in a jiffy After giving me a stiffy I ended up getting one last quicky And then she was history She said that she had to go She had to go and unlock the mystery I said if these walls could talk Then we'd both be the talk of the century She said if these walls could talk Then we'd both be in the penitentiary To which I replied that all depends On who's sitting on the jury She believed that we'd go free If she could do to them What she had done to me Well I guess by now you see Why she's able to be walking down the street And why when it comes to me They're bringing the heat 'Cause when she got down on her knees I was still standing on my feet Because you see... She had a reputation for repetition Yeah, lots of guys got what they were wishing Easier than going fishing Boy, you ain't kidding Like one-string fiddling Or perhaps burning kindling When two hands start fondling So quickly she's responding There's a party in her pants And I was that night's guest of honor Though I didn't really want her Even though she's hotter than fire With her eyes filled with desire I shoulda took my worm off the hook And walked away from the water If she ever had a kid The whole block could be the father

(10) FIFTY WAYS (Spoof of FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER) The problem is he gets no head not a sniff of pussy The answer is easy if you take advice from me I can help you make it big your little, little peter There must be fifty ways to fuck your lover He said he got no courage around the girls So they don’t open their shells, don’t give up their pearls I say if you want the sex then just be direct There must be fifty ways to fuck your lover, fifty ways to fuck your lover Put a bag over head Ted Make sure she's on the pill Bill Just whip out your dick Nick Ride her like a bike Mike Do her doggy style Kyle Hit her from the back Jack Play her like a toy Roy Go and slip it in Vin Give her a spank Frank Stick it right between her lips Chip Tell her jump on John How about sharing Aaron Tell her right now gimmie Jimmy Watch out for a quiffs Keith Go dive in the gorge George Give her your all Paul You better make her moan Ramon Drop the bomb Tom Measure her by the meter Peter Get it nice and sweaty Eddie Look out for the puss Russ Whip out your meat Pete Give it a shave Dave Grab her two knobs Bob I wanna hear her squeal Neal Rub it on her hymen Simon Go for the cherry theft Jeff Make sure it's bleeding Stephen Ask her to free Willy Billy Shoot a wad Rod Try not to turn her gay Ray Don't be a homo so go for the blow Mo Play homerun derby and give her the bat Matt Do her in the dark Mark Watch out for the smell Mel Turn her black and blue Lou Don't make her beg Greg Play Adam and Eve Steve Lift up her shirt Kurt Make her your bitch Rich Try for the whole fist Chris Make sure it's clean Dean Don't be a dad Brad Get her wet and hot Scott Make her panties sticky Rickey Never settle for a hug Doug Go taste some candy Andy Let her ride the bologny pony Tony Unbutton her pants Lance Just give her a good fuck Chuck You don't' have to discuss much... He said he was impressed and he’d see how it goes Now that he’d seen just how to pimp the hoes If you’re a player know a player plays for there must be fifty ways He said with this new insight he was sure to score tonight Later on when I saw him with a lady I knew that he was right In the morning we’ll have to check her pillow to see if she bites There must be fifty ways to lick your lover, And fifty guys who met your mother! Ha ha ha ha ha ha… (11) SHE DON’T COME EASY (spoof of IT DON’T COME EASY) One, two, One, two, three, four! She don’t cum easy You know she don’t cum easy You’ve asked a lot of dudes who’ve said that it’s the truth Now you know she don’t cum easy You can open up your mouth and stick your tongue way out But you’ll just get claustrophobic and queasy Spread those legs apart Let’s cum together She said but before you even start I want you to know that I’ve had better... It don’t matter if you’re gonna fuck or if you lick and suck We all know she don’t cum easy She’ll stack ‘em side by side lined up in rows of five Asking, “Who’ll be the one to please me?” Wet… that pussy is what you want to make it Sure, she’s lied to other guys Look her in the eyes and watch out that she don’t fake it You’ve asked a lot of dudes who’ve said that it’s the truth Now you know she don’t cum easy You can open up your mouth and stick your tongue way out But you’ll just get claustrophobic and queasy Wet… that pussy is what you want to make it Sure, she’s lied to other guys Look her in the eyes and watch out that she don’t fake it It don’t matter if you’re gonna fuck or if you lick and suck We all know she don’t cum easy She’ll stack ‘em side by side lined up in rows of five Asking, “Who’ll be the one to please me?” (12) CINNABON GIRL (spoof of CINNAMON GIRL) I fell in love with a Cinnabon Girl When she reached in with her nub And gave my foam latte a swirl My Cinnabon Girl She drank cream from the pitcher Stole all the butter in sight And when she called me her pecan It was to my delight My Cinnabon Girl Six sticky buns for here At least two more to go And throw in a cup of glaze Because you just never know With a Cinnabon girl She looked at me Like I had pies in my eyes I whispered in her ear “For you it's a la mode, my dear” To my Cinnabon Girl I ordered three vanilla crullers She made ‘em disappear My eyes grew wide I can’t say how … I can only say where But, it was the last croissant Which we both did want So we got into a fight... Now it seems like nothing’s right Right!!! Right! Right? I fell in love with a Cinnabon Girl When she reached in with her nub And gave my foam latte a swirl My Cinnabon Girl