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BI
RIDE OR DIE RIDE — ALBUM TWENTY-FOUR (24)
This
musical album contains overtly graphic and sexually explicit content
intended strictly for adult audiences. Listeners are hereby warned
that the following tracks explore themes including, but not limited
to:
Bisexual
and pansexual eroticism
Extreme
sexual language and vivid descriptions of intercourse
Oral,
anal, and group sex; reference to ejaculation and bodily fluids
Parody
and satirical depictions of public figures and media personalities
Crude
humor involving religion, politics, and mental illness
References
to STIs, PrEP, PEP, and real-world medications
Descriptions
of risky sexual behavior including anonymous sex and glory holes
Explicit
portrayals of incest fantasy, sexual grooming, and age-inappropriate
encounters
Highly
offensive language, racial descriptors, slurs, and intentionally
provocative statements
Death,
violence, self-harm ideation, substance abuse, and revenge fantasies
Fetishization,
transgressive acts, and defilement
Degrading,
misogynistic, and misandrist statements framed as satire
Non-consensual
implications and references to past abuse
The
lyrics across this album intentionally challenge social, moral, and
sexual norms, often employing extreme vulgarity, irony, and hyperbole
to do so.
This
material is not suitable for minors or for individuals sensitive to
any of the aforementioned topics.
Listener discretion
is strongly advised.
By
continuing, you acknowledge that you are of legal age and capable of
consenting to exposure to such material.
BI
RIDE OR DIE RIDE
ALBUM
THIRTY-FOUR (34)
1.
Reading I Blow (Rainbow)
2.
Slinging Lines
3.
Alex Jones in a Rabbit Hole
4.
Four Pills a Day
5.
Draining Balls
6.
Grindr Diaries
7.
I’ve Been Slappin’
8.
I M Bi Ride
9.
Like an Angel
10.
Three-Month Girl (Melanie Ann McCarthy)
11.
You’re a Whore, Mrs. Robinson
12.
Risk Genes
13.
Thinking Gets Risky
14.
Chick Fillet
15.
Why I Like Sex
16.
Browser History
SONG
1
READING
I BLOW (RAINBOW)
I'm
having a bisexual party,
I
want everybody to come.
I
think I might be bi...
I'm
gonna go blow a guy...
Maybe
three or even four
Look
at me, I'm such a whore!
I
will suck almost anyone...
Curved
or straight
Small
or hung
Both
taste great!
Sooo
much fun!
Black
and brown I go right down
Yellow
or white I won't bite!
Pants
are down but dicks are up
When
I'm in town y’all erupt
SONG
2
I’VE
BEEN SLAPPIN
I've
been slappin' crackers.
I've
been blowin' actors.
I've
been mappin' the city.
I've
been feelin' pretty shitty.
I've
been... I've been havin' the time of my life.
But
I've been payin' the price.
I
ain't thought once. I sure didn't think twice.
Ever
since the day I first kissed a girl
I've
been chucking lots of clams
Collecting
up pearls
Diving
deep for clams
Ever
since the day I first kissed a girl
I’ve
been diving deep for clams
And
chucking out the pearls yeah
Forgetting
who I am
And
my place in my place
In
this world
Ain't
about no silly laugh
or
wearing black
Something,
something, something
Can't
be taken back
Cum
in my mouth if you’ll love me forever...
Cum
in my eye if you won't!
Cum
in my pussy if you want a family...
Cum
in my ass if you don’t!
SONG
3
ALEX
JONES IN A RABBIT HOLE
I
found Alex Jones in a rabbit hole,
and
I said hello my friend,
something,
something, something,
and
it's happening again, oh, yeah.
We're
lying here in the gutter,
both
looking at each other.
I
take more than I give,
but
I ain't no hypocrite, yeah.
I
don't take anybody's shit,
but
y'all gotta learn to live with it, yeah.
I
take more than I give,
but
I ain't no hypocrite, yeah.
I
don't take anybody's shit,
but
y'all gotta learn to live with it, yeah.
I
take more than I give,
but
I ain't no hypocrite, yeah.
I
tell you I don't care what color your skin,
I
don't give a damn what club you’re in, no.
I
take more than I give,
but
I ain't no hypocrite, yeah.
I
tell you I don't care what color your skin,
I
don't give a damn, no.
I
break for blue-haired lesbians,
I
break for Antifa trans
I
break for MAGA who got a big dick,
My
bisexual, bipartisan plan!
SONG
4
FOUR
PILLS A DAY
Who's
your favorite band?
Tommy
and the Trans.
Who
got a lot of fans?
Tommy
and the Trans.
Tommy
and the Trans….
Tommy
and the Trans...
Tommy
and the Trans…
I’m
secretly straight
But
I pretend to be gay
To
fit in…
You
want to know more
But
I’m not really sure
Where
to begin…
(Oh
sorry, wrong show….)
In
this orgy in the dark,
there's
no telling who I'm screwing.
But
let go of my ears,
I
know what the hell I'm doing.
I
like holes more than faces.
I
like dicks more than first names.
Turn
out all the lights
so
we don't feel ashamed.
And
that's alright with everyone who came.
I
take four pills a day
Because
I’m a slut… yeah!
One
of those pill
Sidafidil…
helps get it up… so I can fuck
Or
erupt after I get sucked!
One
pills saves the day
So
I can’t get AIDS
I
would never do the touch your toes forbidden act
with
some cheek spread dancer
If
I couldn’t keep it hidden
and
not get gay cancer
That’s
a fact!
So
I got three apps
for
draining my sap
that’s
how I’m livin’!
I
take two pills after unprotected sex
Or
getting neck along with the Prep
Called
doxypep!
Take
two of these and after this
Reduce
the risk of syphilis,
chlamydia
and gonorrhea
Cause
I don’t know where that cum dump been
And
you don’t NEITHER!!!!
SONG
5
DRAINING
BALLS
Drainin'
balls, I'm drainin' balls,
Come
one and all.
Drainin'
balls, I'm drainin' balls,
Come
one and all.
Drainin'
balls,
You
could put both hands on my balls,
Better
that than a round of applause.
SONG
6
GRINDR
DIARIES
Every
time I go on Grindr
I
get a piece of tail,
Halfway
through the rail
I
have to bail
I
got shit on my dick,
I
got shit on my dick,
I
got shit on my dick,
I
got shit on my dick.
It’s
when I find a fine hine and I sit down to eat,
I
spy something funky growing and I gotta leave.
That’s
worse than shit on my dick,
Worse
than shit on my dick,
That’s
much worse than shit on my dick,
Oh,
that’s worse than shit on my dick.
I’m
at the Morning Glory Bed and Breakfast,
I
think it’s down on Harding Street.
Just
when I find a fine hind and I sit down to eat,
I
see something funky growing and I gotta leave
That’s
worse than shit on my dick,
worse
than shit on my dick,
That’s
much worse than shit on my dick,
oh
that’s worse than shit on my dick.
SONG
7
SLINGING
LINES
I
put it in and then pulled it out...
First
if was her ass and then it was her mouth
Then
I slipped it in the only hole she had left
With
the grip, zip, tip, dip, zip then I fled, yeah
I
screamed out what the fuck is this?
No,
I never signed up for no question mark kids!
I
said damn you hit every branch on the fugly tree
Now
get the fuck away from me!
I
was born with the safety off
That's
how I think, that's how I act
That's
how I fuck, that's how I walk…
If
you can read this
Then
the bitch fell off
Says
the back of the shirt
As
I ride my hog!
I
got one in the pink and two in the stink
Took
off my ring, washed my dick in the sink
Gave
her a wink as I told her my kinks…
And
I'm ready to get sweaty with Betty.
Don't
give a fuck what that cuck Barney thinks, no.
Got
one in the pink and two in the stink
And
I'm ready to get sweaty with Betty.
Don't
give a damn what Barney thinks, no.
I
walked in, lit up my smoke
Had
a sip of Jack and Coke
To
catch a pretty girl’s eye
You
know I ain’t afraid to lie
I’m
well known for slinging lines
to
the women with the big behinds
No,
I don’t have to hear the truth
so
long as it gets me close to you
By
the time you find that it’s a fib
I’ll
have my hands around your hips
And
by the time you start to get mad
I’ll
tell you that you weren’t half bad
And
now that we’ve played Adam and Eve
God
told me it’s time to leave
SONG
8
I
M BI RIDE
I’m
bi ride or die
I’m
bi ride or die
I’m
bi ride or die
I’ll
suck the dick
I’ll
lick the clit
I’ll
do some fucking crazy shit
I’ll
squeeze them tits
I’ll
spread those cheeks
I’ll
do it days
I’ll
do it weeks
Oh
yeah, spread those cheeks
I’ll
squeeze those tits
I’ll
drain those balls
swallow
your kids
I
got some gray eyebrows
I
shave everything else
I
fuck girls, suck guys
While
you play with yourself
If
there's a set of tits I’ll find something to do
I
might fist your sister while I’m sucking the goo
Keep
trying to break my record four loads in a day
Tied
it five times but could not break
I'm
bi, ride or die.
I'm
bi, ride.
Bi,
ride or die.
I'll
suck the dick,
I'll
lick the clit,
I'll
do some fucking crazy shit.
I'll
squeeze them tits,
I'll
spread those cheeks,
I'll
do it days,
I'll
do it weeks.
Oh,
yeah, spread those cheeks,
I'll
squeeze those tits,
I'll
drain those balls,
Swallow
all the kids.
I
got some gray on my eyebrows,
Shave
everything else.
I
fuck girls, suck guys,
You're
home playing with yourself.
If
there's a set of tits, I'll find something to do.
I
might fist your sister, one hand or two.
Keep
trying to break my record, four loads in a day.
Tied
it five times, but could not break.
I've
had four threesomes,
that's
like fucking twelve.
You
still, still sit at home
playing
with yourself.
SONG
9
LIKE
AN ANGEL
I'll
take Caitlin on the court
And
Angel on my bed...
Take
off your uniform...
Trunk
dunk, splish splash on my head.
I
stuffed my stiff staff in her big ass so fast,
Gave
me whiplash.
I
stuffed my stiff staff in her big ass so fast, gave me whiplash.
I
stuffed my stiff staff in her big ass so fast, gave us, gave us both
whiplash.
I
stuffed my stiff staff in her big young ass so fast, gave us both
whiplash.
She's
got the back
She
stacked
Got
a face i like an Angel
She's
got the rack
She’s
racked
They
perk never dangle!
You
plump dumpling,
I'm
gonna break you in half.
You
plump dumpling,
I'm
gonna break you in half.
What’s
white, pink, black and horny all over?
Us
in the sack, okay now roll over...
You
know the last time the drugs were laced,
You
had a big stupid smile all up in your face.
I'm
gonna squeeze the titties tonight
And
break off a chunk of funk
And
make you feel alright…
Diddy
got caught
but
they never got Jay-Z.
While
Kanye and Kyrie on a race,
To
going crazy.
SONG
10
THREE-MONTH
GIRL (MELANIE ANN MCCARTHY)
When
you stick your dick in crazy...
That
very first time
It
leaves you thinking maybe...
Everything
will be fine…
Yeah,
I’m sorry for what she did to ya...
Got
the bitch on video
Giving
ya chlamydia
She
was a three-month girl
in
a hundred year old world
and
I told her this, she got angry, yeah.
When
I told her this,
she
got so pissed
I
thought she was gonna hang me, yeah.
From
a three-month girl
in
our hundred year world,
You
have saved me.
I
swore last time
I'd
never again
stick
my dick in crazy, no.
I
got my balls out of the vice
and
I'm not going back twice,
I'll
never stick my dick again in crazy, no
When
I was young, my momma told me
Not
to trust anything that bleeds for a week and lives
I’m
old enough to call you an angel
But
smart enough to know you’re a slut
I’m
too tired to guess your angle
It’s
time to play, I’m glad enough
I’m
pickin’ my cards up off the table
Yeah,
you finally called your bluff
I
found myself in a fast car
With
an even faster girl
Going
around and around like a tilt o’ whirl
And
that bitch loves nuts like she’s a squirrel
I
slammed a home run with Jill on the pill on a hill
And
I’m thinking about fucking your ass, bitch….
And
working my do-naked gymnastics
Maybe
even hitting your sister
To
come over to play naked strip-twister
I’ve
felled thousands of trees
In
the name of poetry
And
dead will be one thousand more...
When
I get through telling about you…..
You’re
an uncle-fucking whore!
Melanie
Ann McCarthy….
Lives
at six Willowbridge Lane
And
Melanie Ann McCarthy…
Asks
you to bring a few friends
So
that you can run a train!
SONG
11
YOU’RE
A WHORE, MRS. ROBINSON
(in
the style of the DOORS)
I know your secret...
You're a
dirty little slut!
And I know your weakness
A finger in
the butt!
I know your history
As a girl you
shouldn't trust
God, it's a mystery
Why we turn our back
on love for lust
Nothing could be finer
Than a thumb
in her vagina...
In the morning
The last thing she
was expecting
Was my tongue inside her rectum...
Without
warning
I love the way she giggles.
When I put it in
the middle...
And give it a little wiggle...
I love
her jugs
The way they jiggle!
She was slutty but
willing
My buddy asked are you still in
While I was
debating she leaned in close
And put her finger straight up my
nose
She said said if you want to get me back
Take
off your clothes
I'll let you choose
Two out of the three
of my holes…
You're
a whore, Mrs. Robinson,
Only God knows where that pussy's been,
In, in, in, in… in, in, in!!!!
She took the dick
down her throat
And the coke up her nose.
There's no need
to say more
She's just one of them hoes, yeah.
She's
getting sloshed and tossed like a salad
from a local homosexual
club, yeah.
Two-hole fisted
By her friends the
paraplegics
Who each plunge their stump and their nub.
Missing a tooth and hitting a vape
That’s the
kind of girl I usually date
Six tattoos and one screw loose
Always fighting back because she loves the abuse
She
said come and visit
bring a friend or two
I live on the
corner
of Oral and Anal Avenue
Come
and visit
Bring a friend or three
Help me clean
Because
I’m so dirty
I
love to watch you eat
When you're sucking it so deep
As
soon as my balls are off your chin
I want to put them back on
again
It doesn't matter how long ago I cummed
I get
hard again when I lick your bum
When you lick my bum
When
we lick bums
Bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum
Bum
bum bum bum
Who
sticks their tongue in bum, bum, bum, bums?
Who
sticks their big dick in bum, bum, bum, bums?
Who
sticks their big thick dick and thumb in bum, bum, bum, bums?
Who
sticks their big thick dick and thumb and tongue in bum, bum, bum,
bums?
I
like to stick my big thick dick and thumb and tongue in bum bum bum
bums!!!
Who
sticks their big thick dick and thumb and tongue in bum, bum, bum,
bums?
I
like to stick my big thick dick and thumb and tongue in bum bum bum
bums!!!
When I saw your mother naked
Well I wanted
you even more!
Orgasms, you’ve never faked them…
You’re
such a fucking whore!
SONG
12
RISK
GENES
I
got that bad seed in my blood
Don't
have kids because they'd be fucked up…
With
risk genes running
up
and down the whole family tree
I'm
not only fighting my environment
I'm
fighting me…
Fighting
history
Fighting
insanity
It's
no mystery
What
a calamity
I
only got one friend
not
gone or dead
I
only got perverted thoughts
inside
my head
Because
of my fears
I'm
still here
Yeah,
check back
in
another year
I
take bus stop candy
from
strange old men
I
like to visit the sauna
every
now and again
Glory
holes....
well
glory be
Twinks,
trans and hung
My
chosen trinity, Yeah!!!
Who
am I?
I’m
a shell of my former self
All
because I can’t control myself
I
got things I can’t live without
I
used to have heroes...
Who
have either died…
or
otherwise moved on
I
used to have heroes...
But
those days…
of
having heroes are gone
With
risk genes running up and down the whole family tree
I’m
not only fighting my environment – I’m fighting me
Fighting
history, fighting insanity
I
only got one friend not gone or dead
I
only got perverted thoughts inside my head
Because
of my fears I’m still here
Yeah,
check back in another year
When
you stick your dick in crazy...
That
very first time
It
leaves you thinking maybe...
Everything
will be fine…
Sometimes
it may be
Oh,
for a little while…
I
haven’t turned the radio on
Since
the day you were gone
I’m
afraid they’ll play our song….
SONG
13
THINKING
GETS RISKY
I'm
quadrupling my chances on this Friday night...
I've
decided to fuck any and every thing in sight
Be
it woman or man, boy or girl,
Someone's
getting this nut like a mutha fuckin' squirrel!
That's
why I don't drink
'Cause
my thinking gets risky
Give
me the pink AND the stink
When
I'm drinking my whiskey!
If
there's grass on the field
Well,
I'm willing to play ball
And
if you're looking to kneel
You
know I'm down for it ALL!
Call
up your whore friend who you said likes to puts out
I'll
fuck her fat ass while your dick's in my mouth!
We
can each take turns and then all switch places
Get
honey and cream all over our faces!
That's
why I don't drink
'Cause
my thinking gets risky
When
I get all liquored up
Yeah,
start feeling frisky
Round
homeless people up
Start
drinking their pee
While
the one with one with the stump
Gives
a good pegging to me!
Yeah,
pass me the bottle
And
then pass me around
I've
met lots of nice friends
In
the meth part of town!
That's
why I don't drink
'Cause
my thinking gets risky
I'll
spit on a hot girl cop
Just
to get a free frisky
My
friends try to tell me
Seems
I never listen
Just
seem to end up
With
another F.W.B. from the prison…
SONG
14
CHICK
FILLET
Well
I fingered your mom at a Chick Fillet
And
I blew your dad after turning him gay
It
took me ten years but it was worth my time
When
I took the V-card from his behind!
I
fucked your mom, your dad, your boyfriend too!
I’ll
fuck everyone you love just to fuck over you!
Won’t
you have a guess who’s next on my list?
Will
it be grandpa or grandma -
Who’ll
get a big wet kiss?
I’ll
teach your dog how to do new tricks
Then
we’ll both treat you like a bitch
Me
and your dog will get real tight
Guess
who’s sleepin’ in the dog house tonight?
SONG
15
WHY
I LIKE SEX
I asked my psychiatrist
Why
I like sex so much.
He said, when I was younger,
I might
have been touched!
In
my weathered town
Down
by the sea
Lived
the man who molested me
Where
he told me of his life
Of
being a Catholic priest.
Sometimes
the first one you see
is
the only one you need, yeah.
She
been giving head
since
she was twelve years old.
Back
of the school bus
Driver
driving down the road, yeah.
By
fourteen, she was the best in town.
Guys
lining up from miles and miles around,
I
groomed her to be my bride
When
they asked how old she was, I lied.
She
said you can eat my ass
I
laughed I already had
Ask
her dad
He
caught me in the act
When
she was bad
Passed
out drunk
With
the trunk hood up.
I
had a lick
I
couldn't resist.
Here
comes dad,
oh
boy was he mad.
He
grabbed the axe.
He
didn’t laugh
So
out I run
And
I never looked back!
I
never looked back
I’ve
been saving all these raisins
Since
they were little graaaaaaaaaapes…
Hey,
hey, hey
Tiny
minnows took their last dive
At
least they know they gave their lives
Knowing
they died to serve a porpoise
But
holy mackerel
This
fin is just for fun
This
apparatus is for love
My
flippers get their kicks
When
our sonar clicks
Trick
or treat from my bag of tricks, yeah!
What’s
the haul? The catch of the day?
Alright
now…is it a sure bet…is she in the net?
Let’s
just get it out of the waaaaaaaaaay…..
What
not to say!
SONG
16
BROWSER
HISTORY
Well,
let's start with my browser history will make you horny.
I
jack it off to Danielle Bregoli nearly every morning.
If
I cash you outside, you'll get the dick without a warning.
I
need that ass and tits.
What
happens after that, we'll live with it.
When
Amy Whitehouse died,
I
needed a replacement.
While
I’m wrapping my hands around her waist
She
can sing about me coming on her face and shit.
Who's
my boss, Alyssa Milano?
Definitely
Mila Kunis
Yeah,
that nose job girl from The Sopranos.
I
won't reach out.
I'll
sit and doubt myself.
I
won't… I won’t get help
I’ll
sit and doubt myself...
I’ll
sit and pout myself...
I’ll
sit and quit myself...
I’ll
sit and shit myself...
I
won't reach out.
I'll
sit and doubt myself.
I
won't… I won’t get help
I
won’t get help…
I’ll
sit and live in hell
There's
no more faking
When
you're so close to breaking.
Revealed
what has been latent
When
the final action's taken.
Revenge
often tastes sweetest
When
there's blood lust in your eyes, yeah.
The
jury, we don't need them,
No,
I won't be doing time, No!
A
slug to the dome starts the show,
You
smile wide when the blood flows.
You
look to your left, there's victim number two,
Just
pissed herself, she didn't know what to do...
It
should be a crime
To
be that fine,
It
leaves a brother sighing
Looking
at that big behind...
