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****WARNING EXPLICIT LYRICS, ADULT THEMES,

DIRTY THOUGHTS & SHIT THEY DON'T WANT

YOU TO KNOW IS IN THIS M*THAF*CKA********



"I'm not gonna lie... I wrote and read all this shit...

and I'm kinda f*cked up!" - Tom Jensen, collaborhythm



DORA by Tom Jensen

Nicknamed Dora the explorer

For being such a horror

You showed me a good time

Then made me lose my mind, yeah


If this squirrel had a nut

He’d store it in your butt

Don’t you turn your back to me

Before I’ve gained your trust


Once they kick your dick in the dirt

All the money in the world

Won’t buy back your self-worth

Or take away the hurt


You can try to hide the fact

That your whole soul got jacked

But there’s no use trying to catch

What has slipped right through the cracks


No more fight left in the dog

No more corn left on the cob

Looks like the thief has just been robbed

And he knows the cops in on the job


Seems you don’t know…

What you’ve been missing

Until what was working…

Suddenly isn’t


Try changing your mind

While you’re serving time

In a solitary prison


Not bound by chains

Though what remains

Seems utterly insufficient


Alone at sea

Drifting hopelessly

Yeah, and you call it fishing…


Save that worried mind

Not for what you’re afraid to find…

But rather on what you’ve been missing


Take some advice from me

To help yourself break free

From this invisible prison


Just to catch a break

You’ll just have to take

Something when it isn’t given


Embracing heartache

Was your greatest mistake

That you keep on reliving


In this game you’re playing

And not participating

That don’t lead to winning!




MONUMENTS By Tom Jensen

Time… is always of the essence…

Though we don’t know

if it’s always been present…

Oh, but of course it’s a gift…


Well, I guess that depends

On what you do with it

When it’s yours…

Was it something significant?


Though we know that sometimes

there is elegance

even in remedial chores…


It’s who you’re with

And not what you do

That’s led me here

Standing in front of you


And beside you –

Always behind you

Because you know

You’ve let me live

Right inside of you…


For year after year

You’ve been there

To say you care

I think of time as a monument

A shrine to the moments

that we’ve shared


Time… is always of the essence…

Though we don’t know

if it’s always been present…

Oh, but of course it’s a gift…


I love you more than

Classic Rock n’ Roll

The last time I felt like this

Was so many years ago…


It’s who you’re with

And not what you do

That’s led me here

Standing in front of you


For year after year

You’ve been there

To say you care

I think of time as a monument

A shrine to the moments

that we’ve shared




DISCIPLE OF DIRT By Tom Jensen

Just what will break the spell?

So many claim to know

Yet so few tell

Why is that so?

Maybe it's just as well?

To just let it go...

Ah what the hell?

There's only one way to know

Whether to buy or sell

On which road to go

There's only one man in the know

Though long ago he fell


So what's a disciple of dirt

Like me to do?

No one left to follow

No one to lead me


A blind detective

In a world full of clues

Only able to be captured

No one to free me


So many choices

Yet so little time to choose

I want to hide away

Where no one can see me


So much to gain

But even more to lose

I'll rest in the safety that

No one else will ever be me


So what if my book of poetry

Lies dusty on the shelf

My inspiration's been lost and found

By someone else


My dreams about tomorrow?

Ah who the hell even cares?


Every day we all take

A good look in the mirror

And wonder if it's time

To face our fears:


Are we burned up?

Are we burned out?

Or maybe there's no flame at all

With no desire to climb

There's no risk to fall


So we stick to safe ground

Like a hamster on a wheel

Lacking love and hate

So there's nothing left to feel.......




LOVELY INFINITY by Tom Jensen

Have a lovely infinity

Were the last words

you said to me

A little piece of poetry

Now there's a lot in a little

A lot of thought in that riddle


That's the reason

behind the rhyme

When your ears hear

something pleasing

As gears start turning

in your mind


Something that'll get you thinking

Forget or forgive a problem

Other than smoking and drinking

We know that's not gonna solve it…


I don't have a drinking problem

I've got a drinking solution

I live in a world

With so much pollution


I live with it in my blood

As dirt runs through my veins

I pour it in my cup

And I drink it up like rain


I don't have a drinking problem

I've got a drinking solution

I tried to give it up

But I figured what's the use?


If and when I put it down

I'll just pick up something else

I've learned from my past by now

I just can't control myself

My heart is beating far too fast

Yet my love is for a false prophet

I aimed for first but finished last

Now I'm hooked on getting off it

I started drinking

to drown my sorrows

But I gave it up

When trouble learned to swim

I treaded water for so long

I never noticed how deep I was in


I've chosen some wrong selections

So don't ask me for any directions

I can only tell you where not to go

I can't explain the ways of the world

I can't show you where to dive for pearls

I guess there are just some things

You have to know

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I keep my eyes peeled for angels

While I'm living in the world of sin

I can't tell you where I'm going

Only where I've been


ON THE ROCKS By Tom Jensen

(for female vocalist)

When he calls you up

You drop everything

As time itself stops

When the telephone rings


He inspires the love song

You’re whole body sings

The moment that he talks

Your heart begins to soar

For he gives you wings


But somewhere

it all went wrong

Along with

so many other things


Now you’re cold as ice

and on the rocks

Told yourself

you don’t care anymore

Doesn’t matter

how many presents he brings


Heart wrenching pain

is now your companion,

your refrain

Your rock of Gibraltar,

your new ball and chain


Feel like a jilted bride

left all alone in the rain

As all your ideals

have just been

flushed down the drain


When what you found

at the altar was just

a crutch and a cane


Yet ever since you let him go

You’ve longed to return

To the face, the arms,

you used to know


Guess that’s just

how this story goes

Now you want him back

But what’s inside

you won’t let it show


Yes, ever since

you let him leave

One single memory burns

One that changed

your previous beliefs


You dry your eyes

and hide your grief

You realize the tables turned

Your heart's been stolen

and he’s the thief


Heart wrenching pain

is now your companion,

your refrain

Your rock of Gibraltar,

your new ball and chain


Feel like a jilted bride

left all alone in the rain

As all your ideals

you’ve just flushed

down the drain


When what you found

at the altar was just

a crutch and a cane




CAN'T HAVE THAT by Tom Jensen

The latest polls show

That when the people say "yes"

Our leaders say "no"


I was taught that it was us versus them

Now I’ve learned that them is us

But I’m not talking about your Average Joe

Just of those who try to buy our trust


Here’s a list of things the peasants want

Well surely they can’t have all that!

Just give them these stale loaves of bread

And then we’ll raise the tax!!!!


Society at large...Oh, we're not too pleased

Politics to the core...has become diseased

All I need is one believer

To inspire me to dig just a little bit deeper


Society at large...Oh, we're not too pleased

Politics to the core... has become diseased

All they need is one good reason

To get me off of this charge of treason


Society at large... Oh, we're not too pleased

Politics to the core... has become diseased


When I hear the word lobbyist

My right hand reaches for my gun

When it comes time for talking politics

People get paid to keep us dumb

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