This website exists for three completely different audiences at the same time. That is why it has so many buttons, so many lists, so many pages, and so many ways to find things. Every single section exists for a reason.

Audience One

## For Fans

Read lyrics. Listen to songs. Discover three hundred plus artists referenced across the work. Learn music history through curated playlists and artist comparisons woven throughout every list.

Use the teaching guides to see exactly where the craft succeeded — moments where the song became what it was intended to be. Browse safely. Everything is rated and filtered so you control what you encounter. Explicit warnings. Curated safe paths. You decide how deep you go.

This experience should never be boring. If it is, we failed.

Audience Two

## For Musicians

Access lyrics without hearing the music so your own creativity stays uncontaminated. Your melody. Your ideas. Our words as raw material.

Future option: hear lyrics spoken aloud in a neutral voice — never sung — so you absorb language without absorbing someone else's tune. Insulate your art. Create something completely original.

Search by category, theme, and mood. Build your own album from our catalog. Everything is sorted, ranked, and tagged. Find exactly what fits what you are making.

Audience Three

## For Business Partners

Non-exploitative profit sharing. Licensing opportunities. App development roadmap. Physical venue strategy. A fully organized creative ecosystem ready to scale — albums, theater, remix challenges, and more.

Tom requires: guaranteed weekly salary. Healthcare coverage. Startup funding. A physical location with outdoor space.

Roommate is part of the deal — non-negotiable. If Roommate leaves, Tom leaves.

Business plan ideal scenario: the cat has her own yard.

⚠ These are not preferences. These are requirements.

## Why It Works

Technology got good enough that Tom could tell Claude and ChatGPT exactly what he wanted this website to do — and they made it happen.

"I took all my words and connected them with wire. Bent them in every direction so you can find exactly what you need — or discover something you didn't know you were looking for."

That is why this website is so organized. That is why it is so detailed. That is why it has so many goddamn buttons.

That is why it is worth your time.

Audience Four

## For Me

This is going to be my fucking legacy.

This is my travelling computer on the go. Quick access to all of this stuff myself. I am going to be doing shit in front of a lot of people, so you can't be scrolling like a simp.

Five seconds and you should get it, baby. Like a high schooler losing their virginity — two pumps and a squirt. Like hand soap.

Two clicks and a song. Like the Vietnam War.

Art as weapon. Art as healer.
Both at once.
That is what this is.

Art as a coping mechanism.
Art for art's sake, God damn it.

WHY?
BECAUSE WE COULD.