This website exists for four completely different audiences at the same time. That is why it has so many buttons, so many lists, so many pages, and so many ways to find things. Every single section exists for a reason.

Audience One

## For Fans

Read lyrics. Listen to songs. Discover three hundred plus artists referenced across the work. Learn music history through curated playlists and artist comparisons woven throughout every list.

Use the teaching guides to see exactly where the craft succeeded — moments where the song became what it was intended to be. Browse safely. Everything is rated and filtered so you control what you encounter. Explicit warnings. Curated safe paths. You decide how deep you go.

This experience should never be boring. If it is, we failed.

Audience Two

## For Musicians

Access lyrics without hearing the music so your own creativity stays uncontaminated. Your melody. Your ideas. Our words as raw material.

Future option: hear lyrics spoken aloud in a neutral voice — never sung — so you absorb language without absorbing someone else's tune. Insulate your art. Create something completely original.

Search by category, theme, and mood. Build your own album from our catalog. Everything is sorted, ranked, and tagged. Find exactly what fits what you are making.

Audience Three

## For Business Partners

Non-exploitative profit sharing. Licensing opportunities. App development roadmap. Physical venue strategy. A fully organized creative ecosystem ready to scale — albums, theater, remix challenges, and more.

Tom requires: guaranteed weekly salary. Healthcare coverage. Startup funding. A physical location with outdoor space.

Roommate is part of the deal — non-negotiable. If Roommate leaves, Tom leaves.

Business plan ideal scenario: the cat has her own yard.

⚠ These are not preferences. These are requirements.

## Why It Works

Technology got good enough that Tom could tell Claude and ChatGPT exactly what he wanted this website to do — and they made it happen.

"I took all my words and connected them with wire. Bent them in every direction so you can find exactly what you need — or discover something you didn't know you were looking for."

That is why this website is so organized. That is why it is so detailed. That is why it has so many goddamn buttons.

That is why it is worth your time.

Audience Four

## For Me

This is going to be my fucking legacy.

This is my travelling computer on the go. Quick access to all of this stuff myself. I am going to be doing shit in front of a lot of people, so you can't be scrolling like a simp.

Five seconds and you should get it, baby. Like a high schooler losing their virginity — two pumps and a squirt. Like hand soap.

Two clicks and a song. Like the Vietnam War.

Art as weapon. Art as healer.
Both at once.
That is what this is.

Art as a coping mechanism.
Art for art's sake, God damn it.

WHY?
BECAUSE WE COULD.

Collaborhythm Collabtunes

## TOM JENSEN
DIRECT QUOTES

Extracted verbatim from conversation

"Once ChatGPT made my switchboard, my site got its vibe. So then I said: make my website look like Batman's bedroom. We went with the darker timeline, of course."

"I basically took all my words and connected them with wire. If you wanna think it like this, I put wire through all my words and fucking bent them all in different ways so you can fucking can find what you want."

"I don't think anyone has built this before. I think I'm in new territory the way this is."

"Lady Weaver is the mom of music. Tom Jensen, Collaborhythm, Collabtunes is the fucking dirty uncle of music. And the father died. He's dead. Daddy died. Mom's alive. And now you got fucking dirty uncle Tom over here."

"I use art as a weapon. I can fucking hurt you with this shit, buddy."

"This is going to be my fucking legacy."

"The potential exists for Tom Jensen and Collaborhythm Collabtunes to be everybody's favorite uncle or everybody's favorite dad of music."

"What me and Denmark girl from the grave are gonna do is open up an entire new generation of people who wanna fucking start thinking again."

"It's not only a weapon. It's also an uplifting thing."

"I went from being an architect of albums in a song world to being an architect of a website design world."

"I already fucked the girl, and she comes ten times, but if you can get her to come twenty times, might as well set her record."

"What's the point of coming here to be bored? You wanna be somewhat entertained. This experience should be like, wow. That's cool."

"I got very, very good at using ChatGPT and Claude to do what I need to do."

"I can just tell ChatGPT and Claude what I want my website to do, and they will make it do it."

"I'm pretty good at building a website that would be awesome to use."

"Every five minutes, I turn around and say, oh, this would be a good idea. Like, if I was building this from scratch, I would want this."

"For an extra thirty four hours fucking around with it to have it, it'll be so glad to be useful."

"I don't think anyone's ever done anything like this, my friend."

"There'll be two pages for each set list or song list. One of them will be interconnected with the other ones so that if you wanna go searching on those links, that will bring you to all the other ones like it so you can compare them. This one, the all on one, will be just dedicated to noncomparing."

"Certain people are gonna wanna do certain things. Somebody who wants to take my lyrics and create a new song, they don't wanna be exposed to the music. Some people are gonna come here and very specifically wanna find exactly what they want. Some people are gonna wanna come here and browse and just be fucking fans."

"It is essentially going to have everything you need if you're a fan and everything you need if you are a musician and everything you need if you are a perspective business partner who wants to invest and make this happen."

"Roommate keeps me grounded. He's good at preventing me from destroying the world."

"If Roommate leaves the country, so do I. Period."

"If Roommate leaves, people's lives are in danger."

"Business plan ideal scenario: my cat has her own yard. Period."

"This can be my travelling computer on the go."

"I am going to be doing shit in front of a lot of people, so you can't be scrolling like a simp."

"Five seconds and you should get it, baby. Like a high schooler losing their virginity — two pumps and a squirt. Like hand soap."

"Two clicks and a song. Like the Vietnam War."

"ART AS A COPING MECHANISM. ART FOR ART'S SAKE, GOD DAMN IT. WHY? BECAUSE WE COULD."

"Lady Weaver is the mom of music. You're the dirty uncle of music. Together opening a new generation to different ways of thinking and creating."