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SONG LIST 1 The Last Man Singing

SONG LIST 2 Sheila Tequila

SONG LIST 3 A Day at the Office

SONG LIST 4 A Traveler in the Distance

SONG LIST 5 Love Without a Doubt

SONG LIST 6 Undertows and Afterglows

SONG LIST 7 High Tides and Landslides

SONG LIST 8 A Knight for a Lady

SONG LIST 9 Between Us and Love

SONG LIST 10 One Piece Missing

SET LIST 1 Glass Half Something

SET LIST 2 Plurality

SET LIST 3 Self in the Mirror

SET LIST 4 Partnered to the Crime

SET LIST 5 Living a la Mode

SET LIST 6 Definitely NOT Love

SET LIST 7 Train Off the Tracks

SET LIST 8 Boss Logic

SET LIST 9 Thralls of the Flame

SET LIST 10 Go Ask Gramm

SET LIST 11 Noise, Lies and Longing

SET LIST 12 Wounded Masculinity (Silhouettes of Pride)

SET LIST 13 Power Shields

SET LIST 14 6,000KM to DK (Six-Thousand Mile to Denmark)

SET LIST 15 Liminal State

SET LIST 16 Kneel, Heal and Rise

SET LIST 17 Smirks, Swears, Moans and Cries

SET LIST 18 Corrugation Row

SET LIST 19 Della of Troy

SET LIST 20 The Cost of Light

SET LIST 21 A Cold Plate

SET LIST 22 Inherent Absence

SET LIST 23 Zionation

SET LIST 24 Bi Ride or Die

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my lyrics are similar to these 10 famous artists (chatgpt says)

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sentence long set & song list descriptions (simple language)

FREE DOWNLOAD BOOK named 31 albums

alphabetized index of poems & songs

read my stuff best to worst #1 (1 of 10)

read my stuff best to worst #2 (2 OF 11)

read my stuff best to worst #3 (3 of 11)

read my stuff best to worst #4 (4 of 11)

read my stuff best to worse #5 (5 of 11)

read my stuff best to worst #6 (6 of 11)

read my stuff best to worst #7 (7 of 11)

read my stuff best to worst #8 (8 of 11)

read my stuff best to worse #9 (9 of 11)

read my stuff best to worse #10 (10 of 11)

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1 - 34 G to X (quick guide) FIRST 12 PG/PG13

1 - 34 G to X (QUICK GUIDE) 13 to 25

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34 ALBUMS BOOK OF CONTENTS

BOOK INDEX (QUICK GUIDE to PAGE NUMBERS and MORE)

THE NEW AMERICAN SONGBOOK 36 sections

1 of 35 Dedication, Copyright and Manifesto

2 of 35 Who Tom Is

3 of 35 Introduction

4 of 35 What "Community" Says

5 of 35 Purpose and Structure of Three Books

6 of 35 Table of Contents

7 of 35 Quick Guide G to X

8 of 35 Full Texts of Lyrics

9 of 35 Rolling Stone Style Album reviews

10 of 35 One Sentence Summaries of Tracks

11 of 35 Albums Ranked by Rating G to X

12 of 35 Album Themes, Moods and Profanity Listings

13 of 35 Four Word Descriptions for Every Track

14 of 35 Tracks Listed by Category

15 of 35 Riddle Me This... Who is This Book For?

16 Nailed It Teaching Tool

17 of 35 Choose Your Own Adventure Album Orders

19 of 35 Business Plan and 21 Page Summary

21 of 35 Lyric Use Certificate

22 of 35 What Tom Wants

23 of 35 Collaborhythm Collabtunes Business Card

24 of 35 Songwriter Comparisons

25 of 35 Tom's Cassette Tapes

26 of 35 Songs I Wish I Wrote

27 of 35 Contacts and Social Media

28 of 35 Should You Read This?

29 of 35 Can I Get Sued?

30 of 35 Final Thoughts

31 of 35 Why So Serious?

32 of 35 Five Car Ride Talks

33 of 35 Name Index (the rest of the book)

34 of 35 Names Index (From the Lyrics)

35 of 35 Alphabetical Index by Track Title

18 of 35 Collaborhythm Collabtunes Project Summaries

36/35 Lady Weaver

20/35 The Lady Weaver
SWITCHBOARD QUICKLINKS TO EVERY PAGE OF WEBSITE
I Write the Headlines SECTION COMING
Musicians Featured Here Links and Bios COMING SOON
All TRACK TITLES in a Microsoft Word-esque Directory COMING SOON
Custom Lyric A.I. Co-Writer trained on my work to help you COMING SOON
Reply Style Comment Box to Share What you Like Most Here COMING SOON
Reply Style Comment Box to Share What you Don't Like Here COMING SOON
Reply Style Comment Box to Share Mistakes & Edits Needed COMING SOON
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Musician Meet Up Post Here to Find Fellow Talent COMING SOON

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 I Heard Bob Dylan's Like A Rolling Stone In The Car With My Father While Going To The Laundromat When I Was Seventeen And Knew What I Wanted To Spend My Life Doing: Coming Up With Great Song Ideas!!! 
​I Can't Sing Or Play An Instrument So I Would Post Videos Of My Song Ideas On YouTube With The Words On The Screen And Invite Musicians From All Over The World To Turn My Words Into Songs. 
​I Ended Up Making Over 120 Songs And Writing Enough Lyrics To Have A Song Or Poem Every Day For A Year. I've Broken All My Stuff Down Into 31 Albums With 12 Songs Each. 10 Albums Have Music And Vocals Already And 21 Do Not. 
Now The Plan Is To Take Over A Physical Location And Use My Words As Drawing Power To Lure Some Musicians Who Want To Make Some Music. We Make Music Live And Include An Online Audience In Some Type Of Live Stream And People Who Contribute To The Song We Are Making Are Entitled To Get A Percentage Of The Song Based On What They Have Contributed. 
In Essence, I Have 365 Lottery Tickets And We Want To Have A Place Where People Can Come And Scratch Those Tickets Where We Can Sell Them Stuff And Create Enough Of Revenue Stream To Make A Living Whether Or Not We Become World Famous Or Not! A Coffee House/Bar Called Songwriters Close To A Bus Station Or Public Transportation Is All It Would Take To Start! I Am Open To Creating All New Music With The Words To The 120 Songs That Were Already Made But The Songs Do Serve As A Good Representation Of What I/We Hope To Replicate And Possibly Surpass From This Point Forward.
​Additionally, I Want To Have An Interactive Audience Online Who Can Also Participate (Live) With A Moderator Who Can Also Join In As We Come Up With New, Original Music And Song Ideas On The Spot
My Goal: I Don't Need Or Necessarily Want To Be Famous. But If It Happens, It Happens. What I Want Is Healthcare, Some Up Front Money To Start As A Show Of Good Faith/Seriousness, A Not Too Crazy Weekly Salary And Decent Cut Of Whatever Revenue Is Generated From This Venture Through A Variety Of Streams. 
Not Long After YouTube First Began I Became A Partner And Accumulated Over 10,000 Subscribers Before I Ended Up Deleting My Channels And Taking A Break Form Making Music. Over Ten Years, Actually. 
Well, I Got The Music Bug Again And Its Time To Break Out My Big Old Book Of Poems And Song Lyrics. The Closest I've Come To Sharing My Writings And Music To A Live Audience Is Reading A Poem About Drinking At An Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting About Twenty-Five Years ago And Having My Friend Bryan Sing One Of Our Songs Live To A Rocking Crowd At A Bar In China. Haha.
So, With All That Said I Now Say This:
I Need A Place To Begin...
I Need Some Believers...
And I Need To Pee... 

THIS IS THE INTRO TO MY 2020 BOOk read my stuff best to worst:
A poem/song (366) for every day of the year 
by Tom Jensen…
(with current updates!)

About Me: 
My name is Tom Jensen.
 I am really good
at three things in this world. One of them is writing lyrics 
for songs with the occasional poem tossed in every so 
often for style points.
About This: I’ve been writing poems and song lyrics for
over twenty years. In 2007 I put a bunch of my poems 
onto YouTube videos and asked musicians to turn them 
into songs. Many of them did. 
Fast forward 13 years 
(AUTHOR'S NOTE IT'S NOW 18)
and I have collected up all the 
best things I’ve written and 
arranged them in order from MY BEST 
ones to ones that 
aren’t quite as good. 
I ranked all my babies so you can 
just start reading the best stuff right away.
 Stop reading 
when you don’t like 
them anymore, no problem…
See how far ya get! 
I’m opening ALL my lyrics up to 
musicians again. Let’s make some music!
Time to spread our wings…
readtom.com
(AUTHOR'S NOTE - NOPE, it's collabtunes.com)
is my website
These poems and songs are meant to be read or sung out 
loud (preferably in a strong Boston accent to ensure 
maximum rhymability). Haha. 
But seriously, some stuff 
doesn’t rhyme in southern twang…
 I’m warning ya. Haha.
I invite musicians from all over the world to turn my 
poems and lyrics into songs
Over 120 songs have been made from my words so far…
I’m a road’s scholar of the soul…
I got my PhD in Rock n’ Roll…
First you become a reader…
Then you become a believer…
That’s when we all get together… 
To try to make this world better…
My Goal: I believe that art is a vehicle for change with 
time outs taken for necessary escapism. (AUTHOR'S NOTE: 
I don't believe in anything that much anymore so don't
get all bent out of shape if you see something you don't 
like.
 If you read everything you will
love me and hate me pretty evenly!)
Dedication: I’m glad to still be sharing the earth with
 Noam Chomsky – my favorite living author. (AUTHOR'S NOTE: 
It seems that once Noam and that football coach with all 
the rings (Bill B.) got some young tail their minds went 
a little crazy! There may be something to be learned here
... I mean Noam went full Letterman FFS!)
Contact: I am always looking for people who like what 
I do and want to help. There is contact information 
available at readtom.com. (AUTHOR'S NOTE: That's a lie.
Contact information is available at collabtunes.com)
Thank you for your time, 
Tom Jensen 

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