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SONG LIST 7 High Tides and Landslides

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SET LIST 11 Noise, Lies and Longing

SET LIST 12 Wounded Masculinity (Silhouettes of Pride)

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BI RIDE OR DIE

⚠️ CONTENT ADVISORY: TRIGGER WARNING SET LIST 24 
This musical album contains overtly graphic and sexually explicit content intended strictly for adult audiences. Listeners are hereby warned that the following tracks explore themes including, but not limited to:
Bisexual and pansexual eroticism
Extreme sexual language and vivid descriptions of intercourse
Oral, anal, and group sex; reference to ejaculation and bodily fluids
Parody and satirical depictions of public figures and media personalities
Crude humor involving religion, politics, and mental illness
References to STIs, PrEP, PEP, and real-world medications
Descriptions of risky sexual behavior including anonymous sex and glory holes
Explicit portrayals of incest fantasy, sexual grooming, and age-inappropriate encounters
Highly offensive language, racial descriptors, slurs, and intentionally provocative statements
Death, violence, self-harm ideation, substance abuse, and revenge fantasies
Fetishization, transgressive acts, and defilement
Degrading, misogynistic, and misandrist statements framed as satire
Non-consensual implications and references to past abuse

The lyrics across this album intentionally challenge social, moral, and sexual norms, often employing extreme vulgarity, irony, and hyperbole to do so.

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Listener discretion is strongly advised.

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BI RIDE OR DIE RIDE
ALBUM THIRTY-FOUR (34)
1. Reading I Blow (Rainbow)
2. Slinging Lines
3. Alex Jones in a Rabbit Hole
4. Four Pills a Day
5. Draining Balls
6. Grindr Diaries
7. I've Been Slappin'
8. I M Bi Ride
9. Like an Angel
10. Three-Month Girl (Melanie Ann McCarthy)
11. You're a Whore, Mrs. Robinson
12. Risk Genes
13. Thinking Gets Risky
14. Chick Fillet
15. Why I Like Sex
16. Browser History

(1) READING I BLOW (RAINBOW)
I'm having a bisexual party,
I want everybody to come.

I think I might be bi...
I'm gonna go blow a guy...
Maybe three or even four
Look at me, I'm such a whore!

I will suck almost anyone...
Curved or straight
Small or hung
Both taste great!
Sooo much fun!

Black and brown I go right down
Yellow or white I won't bite!

Pants are down but dicks are up 
When I'm in town y'all erupt

(2) I'VE BEEN SLAPPIN
I've been slappin' crackers.
I've been blowin' actors.
I've been mappin' the city.
I've been feelin' pretty shitty.

I've been... I've been havin' the time of my life.
But I've been payin' the price.
I ain't thought once. I sure didn't think twice.

Ever since the day I first kissed a girl
I've been chucking lots of clams
Collecting up pearls
Diving deep for clams

Ever since the day I first kissed a girl
I've been diving deep for clams
And chucking out the pearls yeah
Forgetting who I am
And my place and my place
In this world

Ain't about no silly laugh
or wearing black 
Something, something, something
Can't be taken back, yeah

Cum in my mouth if you'll love me forever...
Cum in my eye if you won't!
Cum in my pussy if you want a family...
Cum in my ass if you don't!

(3) ALEX JONES IN A RABBIT HOLE
I found Alex Jones in a rabbit hole,
and I said hello my friend,
something, something, something,
and it's happening again, oh, yeah.

We're lying here in the gutter,
both looking at each other.

I take more than I give,
but I ain't no hypocrite, yeah.
I don't take anybody's shit,
but y'all gotta learn to live with it, yeah.

I take more than I give,
but I ain't no hypocrite, yeah.
I don't take anybody's shit,
but y'all gotta learn to live with it, yeah.

I take more than I give,
but I ain't no hypocrite, yeah.

I tell you I don't care what color your skin,
I don't give a damn what club you're in, no.

I take more than I give,
but I ain't no hypocrite, yeah.

I tell you I don't care what color your skin,
I don't give a damn, no.

I break for blue-haired lesbians,
I break for Antifa trans

I break for MAGA who got a big dick,
My bisexual, bipartisan plan!

(4) FOUR PILLS A DAY
Who's your favorite band?
Tommy and the Trans.
Who got a lot of fans?
Tommy and the Trans.

Tommy and the Trans….
Tommy and the Trans...
Tommy and the Trans…

I'm secretly straight
But I pretend to be gay
To fit in…

You want to know more
But I'm not really sure
Where to begin…

(Oh sorry, wrong show….)

In this orgy in the dark,
there's no telling who I'm screwing.
But let go of my ears,
I know what the hell I'm doing.

I like holes more than faces.
I like dicks more than first names.

Turn out all the lights
so we don't feel ashamed.
And that's alright with everyone who came.

I take four pills a day
Because I'm a slut… yeah!
One of those pill
Sidafidil… helps get it up… so I can fuck
Or erupt after I get sucked!

One pills saves the day
So I can't get AIDS

I would never do the touch your toes forbidden act 
with some cheek spread dancer that's a fact!
If I couldn't keep it hidden 
and not get gay cancer
Well how 'bout dat?

So I got three apps 
for draining my sap 
that's how I'm livin', yeah!

I take two pills after unprotected sex
Or getting neck along with the Prep
Called doxypep!

Take two of these and after this
Reduce the risk of syphilis,
chlamydia and gonorrhea
Cause I don't know where that cum dump been
And you don't NEITHER!!!!

(5) DRAINING BALLS
Drainin' balls, I'm drainin' balls,
Come one and all.
Drainin' balls, I'm drainin' balls,
Come one and all.
Drainin' balls,
You could put both hands on my balls,
Better that than a round of applause.

(6) GRINDR DIARIES
Every time I go on Grindr
to get a piece of tail,
Halfway through the rail
I have to bail

I got shit on my dick,
I got shit on my dick,
I got shit on my dick,
I got shit on my dick.

It's when I find a fine hine and I sit down to eat,
I spy something funky growing and I gotta leave.
That's worse than shit on my dick,
Worse than shit on my dick,
That's much worse than shit on my dick,
Oh, that's worse than shit on my dick.

I'm at the Morning Glory Bed and Breakfast, yeah
I think it's down on Harding Street.
Just when I find a fine hind and I sit down to eat,
I see something funky growing and I gotta leave

That's worse than shit on my dick, 
worse than shit on my dick,
That's much worse than shit on my dick, 
oh that's worse than shit on my dick.

(7) SLINGING LINES
I put it in and then pulled it out...
First it was her ass and then it was her mouth
Then I slipped it in the only hole she had left
With the grip, zip, tip, dip, zip then I fled, yeah 

I screamed out what the fuck is this?
No, I never signed up for no question mark kids!
I said damn you hit every branch on the fugly tree
Now get the fuck away from me!

I was born with the safety off
That's how I think, that's how I act
That's how I fuck, that's how I walk…

If you can read this 
Then the bitch fell off
Says the back of the shirt
As I ride my hog!

I got one in the pink and two in the stink
Took off my ring, washed my dick in the sink 
Gave her a wink as I told her my kinks…

And I'm ready to get sweaty with Betty.
Don't give a fuck what that cuck Barney thinks, no.

Got one in the pink and two in the stink
And I'm ready to get sweaty with Betty.
Don't give a damn what Barney thinks, no.

I walked in, lit up my smoke
Had a sip of Jack and Coke

To catch a pretty girl's eye
You know I ain't afraid to lie
I'm well known for slinging lines
to the women with the big behinds

No, it don't have to be the truth
so long as it gets me close to you
By the time you find that it's a fib
I'll have my hands around your hips

And by the time you start to get mad
I'll tell you that you weren't half bad
And now that we've played Adam and Eve
God told me it's time to leave

(8) I'M BI RIDE OR DIE
I'm bi ride or die
I'm bi ride or die
I'm bi ride or die

I'll suck the dick
I'll lick the clit
I'll do some fucking crazy shit

I'll squeeze them tits
I'll spread those cheeks
I'll do it days
I'll do it weeks

Oh yeah, spread those cheeks
I'll squeeze those tits
I'll drain those balls
swallow your kids

I got some gray eyebrows
I shave everything else
I fuck girls, suck guys
While you play with yourself

If there's a set of tits I'll find something to do
I might fist your sister while I'm sucking the goo
Keep trying to break my record four loads in a day
Tied it five times but could not break

I'm bi, ride or die.
I'm bi, ride.
Bi, ride or die.

I'll suck the dick,
I'll lick the clit,
I'll do some fucking crazy shit.

I'll squeeze them tits,
I'll spread those cheeks,
I'll do it days,
I'll do it weeks.

Oh, yeah, spread those cheeks,
I'll squeeze those tits,
I'll drain those balls,
Swallow all the kids.

I got some gray on my eyebrows,
Shave everything else.
I fuck girls, suck guys,
You're home playing with yourself.

If there's a set of tits, I'll find something to do.
I might fist your sister, one hand or two.
Keep trying to break my record, four loads in a day.
Tied it five times, but could not break.

I've had four threesomes,
that's like fucking twelve.
You still, still sit at home
playing with yourself.

(9) LIKE AN ANGEL
I'll take Caitlin on the court
And Angel on my bed...
Take off your uniform...
Trunk dunk, splish splash on my head.

I stuffed my stiff staff in her big ass so fast,
Gave me whiplash.

I stuffed my stiff staff in her big ass so fast, gave me whiplash.
I stuffed my stiff staff in her big ass so fast, gave us, gave us both whiplash.
I stuffed my stiff staff in her big young ass so fast, gave us both whiplash.

She's got the back
She stacked
Got a face i like an Angel
She's got the rack
She's racked
They perk never dangle!

You plump dumpling,
I'm gonna break you in half.
You plump dumpling,
I'm gonna break you in half.

What's white, pink, black and horny all over?
Us in the sack, okay now roll over...

You know the last time the drugs were laced,
You had a big stupid smile all up in your face.

I'm gonna squeeze the titties tonight
And break off a chunk of funk
And make you feel alright… Yeah!

Diddy got caught
but they never got Jay-Z.
While Kanye and Kyrie on a race,
To going crazy.
Crazy.

(10) THREE-MONTH GIRL
(MELANIE ANN MCCARTHY)
When you stick your dick in crazy... 
That very first time
It leaves you thinking maybe...
Everything will be fine…

Yeah, I'm sorry for what she did to ya...
Got the bitch on video
Giving ya chlamydia

She was a three-month girl
in a hundred year old world
and I told her this, she got angry, yeah.

When I told her this,
she got so pissed
I thought she was gonna hang me, yeah.

From a three-month girl
in our hundred year world,
You have saved me.

I swore last time
I'd never again
stick my dick in crazy, no.

I got my balls out of the vice
and I'm not going back there twice,
I'll never stick my dick again in crazy, no

When I was young, my momma told me
Not to trust anything that bleeds for a week and lives

I'm old enough to call you an angel
But smart enough to know you're a slut
I'm too tired to guess your angle
It's time to play, I'm glad enough
I'm pickin' my cards up off the table
Yeah, you finally called your bluff

I found myself in a fast car
With an even faster girl
Going around and around like a tilt o' whirl
And that bitch loves nuts like she's a squirrel, yeah!

I slammed a home run with Jill on the pill on a hill
And I'm thinking about fucking your ass, bitch….
And working my do-naked gymnastics
Maybe even hitting your sister
To come over to play naked strip-twister

I've felled thousands of trees
In the name of poetry
And dead will be one thousand more...
When I get through telling about you…..
You're an uncle-fucking whore!

Melanie Ann McCarthy….
Lives at six Willowbridge Lane
And Melanie Ann McCarthy…
Asks you to bring a few friends
So that you can run a train!

(11) YOU'RE A WHORE, MRS. ROBINSON
(in the style of the DOORS) 
I know your secret... 
You're a dirty little slut! 
And I know your weakness 
A finger in the butt!

I know your history 
As a girl you shouldn't trust 
God, it's a mystery 
Why we turn our back on love for lust?

Nothing could be finer 
Than a thumb in her vagina... 
In the morning

The last thing she was expecting 
Was my tongue inside her rectum... 
Without warning

I love the way she giggles. 
When I put it in the middle... 
And give it a little wiggle...

I love her jugs 
The way they jiggle!

She was slutty but willing 
My buddy asked are you still in ?
While I was debating she leaned in close 
And put her finger straight up my nose

She said said if you want to get me back 
Take off your clothes 
I'll let you choose 
Two out of the three of my holes…
You're a whore, Mrs. Robinson, 
Only God knows where that pussy's been, 
In, in, in, in… in, in, in!!!!

She took the dick down her throat 
And the coke up her nose. 
There's no need to say more 
She's just one of them hoes, yeah. 

She's getting sloshed and tossed like a salad 
from a local homosexual club, yeah. 
Two-hole fisted 
By her friends the paraplegics 
Who each plunge their stump and their nub.

Missing a tooth and hitting a vape 
That's the kind of girl I usually date 
Six tattoos and one screw loose 
Always fighting back because she loves the abuse

She said come and visit 
bring a friend or two 
I live on the corner 
of Oral and Anal Avenue

Come and visit 
Bring a friend or three 
Help me clean 
Because I'm so dirty

I love to watch you eat 
When you're sucking it so deep 
As soon as my balls are off your chin 
I want to put them back on again

It doesn't matter how long ago I cummed 
I get hard again when I lick your bum 
When you lick my bum 
When we lick bums

Bum bum bum bum 
Bum bum bum bum 
Bum bum bum bum

Who sticks their tongue in bum, bum, bum, bums?
Who sticks their big dick in bum, bum, bum, bums?
Who sticks their big thick dick
and thumb in bum, bum, bum, bums?
Bum, bum, bum bums

Who sticks their big thick dick and thumb and tongue in bum, bum, bum, bums?
I like to stick my big thick dick
and thumb and tongue in bum bum bum bums!!!
Bum, bum, bum bums

Who sticks their big thick dick
and thumb and tongue in bum, bum, bum, bums?
I like to stick my big thick dick
and thumb and tongue in bum bum bum bums!!!
Bum, bum, bum bums

When I saw your mother naked 
Well I wanted you even more!
Orgasms, you've never faked them… 
You're such a fucking whore!

(12) RISK GENES
I got that bad seed in my blood
Don't have kids because they'd be fucked up…
With risk genes running 
up and down the whole family tree
I'm not only fighting my environment 
I'm fighting me…

Fighting history
Fighting insanity 
It's no mystery
What a calamity

I only got one friend 
not gone or dead
I only got perverted thoughts 
inside my head

Because of my fears 
I'm still here
Yeah, check back 
in another year...

I take bus stop candy 
from strange old men
I like to visit the sauna
every now and again

Glory holes.... 
well glory be
Twinks, trans and hung 
My chosen trinity, Yeah!!!

Who am I?
I'm a shell of my former self
All because I can't control myself
I got things I can't live without

I used to have heroes...
Who have either died…
or otherwise moved on
I used to have heroes...
But those days…
of having heroes are gone

With risk genes running up and down 
the whole family tree
I'm not only fighting my environment – I'm fighting me

Fighting history, fighting insanity
I only got one friend not gone or dead
I only got perverted thoughts inside my head

Because of my fears I'm still here
Yeah, check back in another year...

When you stick your dick in crazy...
That very first time
It leaves you thinking maybe...
Everything will be fine…

Sometimes it may be
Oh, for a little while…

I haven't turned the radio on
Since the day you were gone
I'm afraid they'll play our song….

(13) THINKING GETS RISKY
I'm quadrupling my chances on this Friday night...
I've decided to fuck any and every thing in sight 
Be it woman or man, boy or girl, 
Someone's getting this nut like a mutha fuckin' squirrel!

That's why I don't drink
'Cause my thinking gets risky
Give me the pink AND the stink
When I'm drinking my whiskey!

If there's grass on the field
Well, I'm willing to play ball
And if you're looking to kneel
You know I'm down for it ALL!

Call up your whore friend who you said likes to puts out 
I'll fuck her fat ass while your dick's in my mouth!
We can each take turns and then all switch places
Get honey and cream all over our faces!

That's why I don't drink
'Cause my thinking gets risky
When I get all liquored up 
Yeah, start feeling frisky

Round homeless people up
Start drinking their pee
While the one with one with the stump
Gives a good pegging to me!

Yeah, pass me the bottle
And then pass me around
I've met lots of nice friends
In the meth part of town!

That's why I don't drink
'Cause my thinking gets risky
I'll spit on a hot girl cop 
Just to get a free frisky

My friends try to tell me
Seems I never listen
Just seem to end up 
With another F.W.B. from the prison…

(14) CHICK FILLET
Well I fingered your mom at a Chick Fillet
And I blew your dad after turning him gay
It took me ten years but it was worth my time
When I took the V-card from his behind!

I fucked your mom, your dad, your boyfriend too!
I'll fuck everyone you love just to fuck over you!
Won't you have a guess who's next on my list?
Will it be grandpa or grandma -
Who'll get a big wet kiss?

I'll teach your dog how to do new tricks
Then we'll both treat you like a bitch
Me and your dog will get real tight
Guess who's sleepin' in the dog house tonight?

(15) WHY I LIKE SEX
I asked my psychiatrist
Why I like sex so much. 
He said, when I was younger, 
I might have been touched!

In my weathered town
Down by the sea
Lived the man who molested me
Where he told me of his life
Of being a Catholic priest.

Sometimes the first one you see
is the only one you need, yeah.

She been giving head
since she was twelve years old.
Back of the school bus
Driver driving down the road, yeah.

By fourteen, she was the best in town.
Guys lining up from miles and miles around,

I groomed her to be my bride
When they asked how old she was, I lied.

She said you can eat my ass
I laughed I already had
Ask her dad
He caught me in the act
When she was bad

Passed out drunk
With the trunk hood up.
I had a lick
I couldn't resist.

Here comes dad,
oh boy was he mad.
He grabbed the axe.
He didn't laugh

So out I run
And I never looked back!
I never looked back

I've been saving all these raisins
Since they were little graaaaaaaaaapes…
Hey, hey, hey

Tiny minnows took their last dive
At least they know they gave their lives
Knowing they died to serve a porpoise

But holy mackerel
This fin is just for fun
This apparatus is for love

My flippers get their kicks
When our sonar clicks
Trick or treat from my bag of tricks, yeah!

What's the haul? The catch of the day?
Alright now…is it a sure bet…is she in the net?
Let's just get it out of the waaaaaaaaaay…..
What not to say!

(16) BROWSER HISTORY
Well, let's start with 
my browser history will make you horny.
I jack it off to Danielle Bregoli nearly every morning.
If I cash you outside,
you'll get the dick without a warning.
I need that ass and tits.
What happens after that, we'll live with it.

When Amy Whitehouse died, 
I needed a replacement.
While I'm wrapping my hands around her waist
She can sing about me coming on her face and shit.

Who's my boss, Alyssa Milano?
Definitely Mila Kunis
Yeah, that nose job girl from The Sopranos.

I won't reach out.
I'll sit and doubt myself.
I won't… I won't get help
I'll sit and doubt myself...
I'll sit and pout myself...
I'll sit and quit myself...
I'll sit and shit myself...
I won't reach out.
I'll sit and doubt myself.
I won't… I won't get help
I won't get help…
I'll sit and live in hell

There's no more faking
When you're so close to breaking.
Revealed what has been latent
When the final action's taken.

Revenge often tastes sweetest
When there's blood lust in your eyes, yeah.
The jury, we don't need them,
No, I won't be doing time, No!

A slug to the dome starts the show,
You smile wide when the blood flows.
You look to your left, there's victim number two,
Just pissed herself, she didn't know what to do…

It should be a crime
To be that fine,
It leaves a brother sighing
Looking at that big behind...
Big behind

BI RIDE OR DIE RIDE
SET LIST TWENTY-FOUR (24)
Bisexual Anthem that quickly goes off the rails acting as a warning to how some treacherous minds think.
Unfiltered, unapologetic, and utterly explicit—this collection leaves nothing to the imagination. Exploring bisexuality, hookup culture, and the messy reality of modern sexuality with humor, honesty, and absolutely no shame. These songs are for those who've lived it and those brave enough to listen.
Sexual Exploration, Bisexual Experience, Hookup Culture, No Holds Barred
(1) Reading I Blow (Rainbow)
(2) Slinging Lines
(3) Alex Jones in a Rabbit Hole
(4) Four Pills a Day
(5) Draining Balls
(6) Grindr Diaries
(7) I've Been Slappin'
(8) I M Bi Ride
(9) Like an Angel
(10) Three-Month Girl (Melanie Ann McCarthy)
(11) You're a Whore, Mrs. Robinson
(12) Risk Genes
(13) Thinking Gets Risky
(14) Chick Fillet
(15) Why I Like Sex
(16) Browser History

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Lead Rating: X

Total Points: 75

Strategic Arc: Pornographic intent. Hardcore edge. The final surprise.

 ⚠️ Trigger Warning: Overtly graphic and sexually explicit content, bisexual and pansexual eroticism, extreme sexual language, group sex, incest fantasy, sexual grooming, STIs, risky sexual behavior, degrading language, revenge fantasies.

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Song

Rating

Musician/Artist

Four-Word Summary

1
Reading I Blow
X
Bisexual party please come

2
I've Been Slappin
X
Diving deep for clams

3
Alex Jones in a Rabbit Hole
PG-13
Masturbating with Alex Jones

4
Four Pills a Day
X
better safe than sorry

5
Draining Balls
X
what's better than applause?

6
Grindr Diaries
X
S.O.M.D.

7
Slinging Lines
X
Tricking women with lies

8
I'm Bi Ride or Die
X
four words: bisexual anthem

9
Like an Angel
X
courting my angel

10
Three-Month Girl
X
doxing a crazy bitch

11
You're a Whore, Mrs. Robinson
X
she keeps getting it

12
Risk Genes
NC-17
Hereditary sexual deviance struggles

13
Thinking Gets Risky
X
preventing alcohol-fueled predation

14
Chick Fillet
X
revenge porn not quite

15
Why I Like Sex
X
Childhood trauma fuels behaviour

16
Browser History
NC-17
Deep web deep trouble

Collection Summary:
 The highest-point collection in the catalog (75 points) — an album of overtly graphic and sexually explicit content intended strictly for adult audiences. These lyrics intentionally challenge social, moral, and sexual norms, employing extreme vulgarity, irony, and hyperbole.

Artist Comparison:
 Stephen Lynch, Tenacious D, Eminem

Key Themes:
 Bisexual eroticism, explicit sex, fetishization, shock content, transgressive acts, parody and the possible degredation/corruption of minors

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