SET LIST 22
SET LIST 23
SET LIST 24

Another Epic Poem  (22. 1)
Stars and Strangers  (22. 2)
Tony’s Song  (22. 3)
Kill the Seed  (22. 4)
Key to Be Free  (22. 5)
Perfect  (22. 6)
Act Fasting  (22. 7)
Groove Back II  (22. 8)
Closure / Aftermath  (22. 9)
My Fan Fiction  (22. 10)
Daylight Savings  (22. 11)
Diddy Mockumentary Parody  (22. 12)
Lick My Toes Ho  (22. 13)
Me and Tom Cruise  (22. 14)
Reckless Girls  (22. 15)
Love and My Hand  (22. 16)
Wallflower Poop  (22. 17)
RIP Charlie  (22. 18)
When You’re Hammered  (22. 19)
Kayfabe  (23. 1)
Noble Place Hate  (23. 2)
Bribe the Poor Blackmail the Rich  (23. 3)
Before Noah  (23. 4)
Sun, Moon and Truth  (23. 5)
Strawman  (23. 6)
Keeping Cool  (23. 7)
Unbendable Soldiers  (23. 8)
Don’t Shoot  (23. 9)
Catch a Stray  (23. 10)
One Step Higher  (23. 11)
Contacts  (23. 12)
Find the  (23. 13)
Some Will Say  (23. 14)
Point My Finger  (23. 15)
Reading I Blow (Rainbow)  (24. 1)
Slinging Lines  (24. 2)
Alex Jones in a Rabbit Hole  (24. 3)
Four Pills a Day  (24. 4)
Draining Balls  (24. 5)
Grindr Diaries  (24. 6)
I’ve Been Slappin’  (24. 7)
I M Bi Ride  (24. 8)
Like an Angel  (24. 9)
Three-Month Girl (Melanie Ann McCarthy)  (24. 10)
You’re a Whore, Mrs. Robinson  (24. 11)
Risk Genes  (24. 12)
Thinking Gets Risky  (24. 13)
Chick Fillet  (24. 14)
Why I Like Sex  (24. 15)
Browser History  (24. 16)




(1)
ANOTHER EPIC POEM 
As the cameras flashed
Somehow I held everything back
Oh, how I was so ready to snap

Yet so caught up in the moment
I knew I could not show it
So I made it seem like I cherished it

As on the inside I’d lie
and try to hide
All of my rough, jagged edges
and my innermost blemishes

While on the outside I’d smile,
Shake hands and high five
The people as they filed
Up and down now
They’re crowding around
both sides of the aisle

This was before your time
This was before your time
This was before your time

Back when you didn’t know me
Back when I barely knew myself

This was before your time
This was before your time
This was before your time

Back when I was searching for
Safety in seclusion far away from someone else

But when I heard the magic of your words
As you sang I actually praised the lord!
And those of you who know me would all agree
That that’s my own personal version of blasphemy…

Why did I believe in you?
Was it because I knew
You’d come to believe in me, too… 
Eventually…

Or was it because
before you came around
I found I was spiritually empty…
I was oh so empty…

Then suddenly, you appeared…dear
And here was this well
Ahh…Refreshing as hell
Just then your voice rang out
As clear as a bell,
“Drink up, drink up…
For we have more…
Yes, there’s plenty!”

Since that day
I have NEVER lost my faith

My faith in me...
My faith in you...
My faith in our ability to adapt or escape...
To either leave or lead this human race!


(2)
STARS AND STRANGERS 
I’ve seen faces come and go
Like seasons in a small-town square.
Old men feeding birds,
mothers combing tangled hair.

You can tell a lot about a place
By who still waves when you drive by,
And who hides behind curtains
pretending they’re not lurking as they hide.

There was a girl I met 
With a long silver medallion chain,
We held hands, shared a dream and
danced barefoot in the rain.

She said even if the world is mostly pain,
Why not strut our stuff and do our thang?

I wrote her name in dust upon my dashboard,
And then we drove until the letters disappeared.
Take heed of the warning
Things in your rear view mirror may actually be closer than they appear...

We woke up to a radio preacher
Saying time is running thin,
But the clock on my wall don’t scare me now
Like it once did back then.

I’ve been building little fires
To light my way back home
Finally stoking embers
Feeling renewed in their warm glow.

There was a note taped to my mirror —
Saying: “Don’t you dare forget who you are!”
I kept on reading until the rain ran down the ink,
Navigating distance only by the stars.

Now I’m older than I ever planned to be,
Still searching for the knowledge that can set us free.
The road is cracked, the signs are bending,
But the engine hums its familiar, steady key.

Maybe all this wandering is just rehearsal for the end,
A way of making peace with having to start again.
If love is its own language coming through in waves
I await the warm embrace I’m ready to be washed away!

The moon hangs low above the pines tonight,
A white yellow round against canvas black blends
If she’s listening, tell her I still write, I will write...
And some day I’ll return with what I lost back then...

(3)
TONY’S SONG
I said weasel, let's talk
About our favorite three letters   (USA)

As free men, we walk
But only if they let us  (yeah, yeah)

Down the road we go
Knowing well some of us won't return…  (no)

Yeah, another thing we know
We've been watching this slow, slow burn…  (slow)

We’re burning, burning,
watching our dreams go up in flames,
Looking for a reason not to treason,
but the reason never came.
Caught between the future and the mess we're in today
Trying to get in, get out,
trying to get it before it gets away…

The fire keeps getting hotter
But now I got a daughter
It's up to me to teach her what she learns

Yeah, I've got to find a way to cope
When I know I'm losing hope
And I'm gonna hit that point of no return!

Chorus:
We’re burning, burning,
watching our dreams go up in flames,
Looking for a reason not to treason,
but the reason never came.
Caught between the future and the mess we're in today
Trying to get in, get out, get it and make our getaway…

There's about a million people in the world
Who are better than all the rest
To have any more than that
Is really superfluous

So with that in mind
What is my purpose?
To be the Luigi
In Mario's World?

Should I strive to save a princess
Or die trying to flip the turtles?
Maybe find the king of the castle
And shake up every piece on the board
Be a twentieth-century Robin Hood
Send someone bad back to the Lord!

We’re burning, burning,
watching our dreams go up in flames,
Looking for a reason not to treason,
but the reason never came.
Caught between the future and the mess we're in today
Trying to get in, get out,
and live to see the light of next day…

I finally watched The Sopranos
Two decades after it aired
Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves?
That kinda guy has all but disappeared...

I’ve got a troubled mind
During these troubled times
Yeah, you say you’re one in a million –
And I say there’s over eight-thousand of your kind! Yeah

We’re burning, burning,
watching our dreams go up in flames,
Looking for a reason not to treason,
but the reason never came.
Caught between the future and the mess we're in today
Trying to get in, get out,
maybe be heard when we got something to say…

Trying to get in, get out,
trying to get it before it gets away…
Trying to get in, get out, t
rying to get it before it gets away…
Trying to get in , get out,
 trying to_______________________
Trying to get in, get out,
 trying to _______________________

My Great Godfather always wanted to die early
Just so he said he would look good at the wake
He's ninety-eight and counting....
Doctor says he's doing great


(4)
KILL THE SEED
Don't go in the ocean
Don't you dare try to fly in the sky
There are sharks beneath the dark water
Above fucking glowing drones that fly

There's bugs in all our devices
And roaches in the pot, yes
Messages that are subliminal 
Are now entering our heads!

A death sentence is now thirty paragraphs
We all signed but didn't read, no….
Technology is bringing us backwards
Save the chaff and kill the seed

A crazy man wanting to to Mars
When I just want to go to California

(5)
KEY TO BE FREE
Why do so many believe
That insanity
Is the key to be free?

I see zombies frozen asleep
On the sides of the street!


(6)
PERFECT 
Eyes are watching but they don’t see me
While all the tragic people long to be me
Don’t know why that is
Don’t wanna play into the hysteria

That’s why I always try to break free
Believing there’s another way to live 
Than what they’re telling ya…

Am I among the few?
Many would have you believe so
What does your neighbor say?
Why don’t you go knock on his door?
Alas, he moved real far away long ago

Set out searching though he declined to define
What he’d be looking for…
Just said he’d know it when he sees it
In his bestest version of broken English

Funny how I’ve grown to understand it
And even come to speak it
You say screw it
I’ll just do it
Doesn’t have to be the perfect plan

Start by doing
Gets things moving
If you wanna get into the
Or outtava jam!

You just say screw it...
I’ll just do it!

For there ain’t no perfect plan, man…
For there ain’t no perfect plan, woman…
For there ain’t no perfect plan,
My child…


(7)
ACT FASTING
Buridan's Ass...
Buridan's Ass…

I know I've become unstable because
Lately I've been feeling trapped

Buridan's Ass...
Buridan's Ass…

I look both ways
And still here I'm at...
With all this open field
And all these things I feel
And yet no clear path

Buridan's Ass...
Buridan's Ass…

He died right here from indecision
Left his bones to act as our map

Buridan's Ass...
Buridan's Ass…

When you're empty, hungry and thirsty
Sometimes the secret
is just knowing when to act!

Buridan's Ass...
Buridan's Ass…

You could learn a lot from a donkey
If you just know the right questions to ask…

Buridan's Ass...
Buridan's Ass…


(8)
GROOVE BACK II 
I don’t wanna know about my heroes...
The same way I don’t wanna know if my doctor drinks
Being who you are has gotten you this far
But you’ve stalled and hit a wall
My guy… what are you doing to yourself?
Didn’t you used to be someone else?

I’m trying to get my groove back
(Groove back)
And prove that
(Prove that)
The haters were wrong
I'm trying to write a new refrain
where I show restraint
and not lose from where I came
you know
same old shit, same old song!


(9)
CLOSURE / AFTERMATH
Well, we're way past the Fourth of July...
And I'm sinking fast by the riverside

I see my possessions out on the block
Everything I worked so hard for will be gone
And I’ll be left here holding on
But I can’t stay here
So I’ll be moving on….
Moving on…
I’ll be moving on...

You could call it a midlife crisis
I keep giving in to my vices
But the thing is
It's been like this since I was sixteen
It never stops, sometimes it slows then gets real mean!
Grows and grows… grows and grows...

Some are calling it a midlife crisis
Why I keep giving in to my vices
While avoiding all the people
who knew me back in the day
Because if they saw what I’ve been doing
I know what they would say
My life is in ruins
Since I came back from abroad
I was broken from her powers
And yeah, I fucking lost God! Yeah

See, she made me hate my past
It was all a landslide after that
I did everything little she asked
Now you’ll have to bask in the aftermath…

I just bought a gun and you know why…
That fucking cunt is gonna die!
A whole bunch of bullets by my side
Just the latest murder suicide

You watched her take her first breath
I watched her take her last
Now we’re both left with the side effects
of actions that can’t be taken back

The family is still craving the familiar
while strangers mill over the peculiar
How could one kill with such composure
That’s why you see me here seeking closure

To a door, a cell, a tomb
God grant me the strength
to go on, to yell, to cry somehow
It is time

I’m a prisoner of my brain
A victim of biology
Slowly driven insane
By a hollow graphic society

I let a wrong turn
define my path
Now you’re left dealing
with the aftermath

I felt like life
had kicked my ass
What I’ve done
I can’t take back...
We can’t take back...

And since sociopaths are bad with names
To you my kind it might sound strange
Yeah, all you’re gonna do is fan the flames
It’s just gonna be another attempt in vain
We both know things aren’t gonna change
Feels like I’m screaming
into a hurricane-cane-cane-ane-ane-ane………


(10)MY FAN FICTION
She was more than a world away
Yet this dream I could not shake
Taking up the best time she had
Shouldn't have done that now looking back

Sometimes you can end the world
With just your good intentions
I needed more than refinement
I needed reinvention

Always driven by passion
Maybe more an addiction?
Why not self-improvement I'm now asking
I was trying to make fact this fan fiction, yeah!

I tried to find the perfect girl
Inside of this imperfect world
As I sit and trace my greatest mistakes
My last decade alone - give or take

I Lost a girl i never had
On two planes I had to come back
I was more numb than I was sad
Crawling back home to my two cats 

I been trying to hide from my mind...
but there's no escape
I been thinking about the one that got away... 
every single Fucking day

When I lied to myself 
I used to actually believe
But now I stopped playing pretend, 
hell, nah, I don't even dream

Lost from the here and now
Now she's two worlds away
To that other side
Over in that better place…


(11)
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS 
I drive by school bus stops...
Quite a lot
To see who leaves their kid
Alone in the dark.

Daylight Savings Time,
It could cover up a crime

I drive by school bus stops quite a lot 
To see who leaves their kid alone in the dark.
Daylight savings time, it could be a crime.

I drive by school bus stops quite a lot
To see who leaves their kid alone in the morning.

Daylight savings time, it could be a crime.
Take it from me, let this be your warning.

Take it from me, it's your warning. 
Take this from me as your warning.
Take this from me as your warning

I drive by school bus stops quite a lot…


(12)
DIDDY MOCUMENTARY PARODY       
Voiceover:  According to the 50 Cent doc,
Diddy hired 8 lawyers at his trial for multiple
millions of dollars…
 We right here?
We gonna defend him for FREE!!!
Diddy had great taste in clothes, and bows and hoes
 — fa sho!
And maybe he had a darker side the public didn’t know

But hey, any man can kill a rap god or two —
But to get off Dred Scott free
with all that blood on your shoes!!!
That’s something only a true pro can do…
Benjamin Netanyahu…
I’m lookin’ at you!
And you too, Georgie Bush Two!

It was Cassie, not P, who gave you that STD
So classy is she, to not disclose….
Well she’ll be spend that Diddy money
When she’s being deposed, exposed,
You know these hoes!!! Can’t keep their legs closed….


(13)
LICK MY TOES HO
Those lick my toes hoes blow more than ya nose…
Those lick my toes hoes blow more than ya nose...

She was a belly down pound town lick my toe ho!
The kind that you find by the side of the road, yo
That crystal is lit goes right up her nose, ho
Yeah, give that bitch an inch and she never let go, no!

There's a felon in the house
Second time around
You can say she's got a type 
No, they don't stick around

And mommy's little girl
On the menu tonight
Better not fall asleep...
Best to put up a fight...

Those lick my toes hoes blow more than ya nose…
Those lick my toes hoes blow more than ya nose...

Be lining up the bros in rows and rows 
With toxic cocks exposed 
that gonna show and grow
And grow and grow and grow and grow 
and grow and explode! 
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

She was a belly down pound town lick my toe ho!
The kind inclined to give you all a go 
if y'all got enough dough
She'll go down slow
and be gettin' low, low, low, low, low
She be getting’ low!


(14)
ME AND TOM CRUISE
Bitch don't even know my first name
Still gave her the dick quick just the same
There's a few guys who get to fuck
anyone that they choose:
Like Denzel, Collin Jost, Brad Pitt, Me and Tom Cruise, yeah

Then you got those nerdy guys who all had to get rich
To have any luck with the chicks with those little dicks! Eww!!!!
Gates, Bezos and Zuck and that Father Fucking Musk
All sat at the loser table together at lunch

Mad plotting against the world openly wishing me dead
So all the good things I had they could have instead 
A quarter century later it's all crumbling down
Now they rule the world they're making leaving town
 

(15)
RECKLESS GIRLS
Nailing girls who are reckless.
Something always on my checklist, yeah.

I'll come you a whole pearl necklace.
I'll come you a whore pearl necklace.
I'll come you a whole pearl necklace.
I'll come you a whore pearl necklace!

Fuck them sluts and cucks!
Fuck them sluts and cucks!
Fuck them sluts and cucks!

I taught your wife jujitsu… Who knew?
I taught your wife jujitsu.
Who knew, who knew?

I taught you wife Jujitsu, who knew?

When chasing after her 
still holding my broom, 
how does she get out
of my Diddy room?

Went chasing after her
while still holding my broom…
How did she get out of my Diddy room?

Straight head first 
down the slip and slide.
With all that baby oil, she glides and glides
and glides and glides and glides and glides 
and glides and glides and glides and glides 
and glides!
She glides.

When chasing after her 
still holding my my broom, 
how does she break out of my Diddy room?

Head first, straight straight head first 
down the slip and slide 
with all that baby oil.
She glides and glides and glides and glides and glides.
She glides, 

Escaped her chain
She's now free to roam
This is like some pornographic version 
of Home Alone...

Looking up and down 
and searching everywhere 
when I finally found a trail 
of shaven pubic hair.

Lucky for me, 
I'm gonna follow this clue, 
and I'm gonna follow this trail to happiness
that's gonna lead me to you…

I'm gonna lick your clit 
and twist your tits 
and then come in your ass 
so we don't have no kids.

Now you're gonna fit me 
like a broken-in glove 
straight in your rectum 
are going all of the above:

My left testicle and tongue 
And my penis head, chin and thumb
Followed by my big toe.
And what comes next?
Oh, wouldn’t you like to know!!!!

It could be over fast.
It could be over quick.
It could make you smile 
or be some sadistic shit. Yeah!


(16)
LOVE AND MY HAND
I met a girl with a nub 
at the poet's club
Looked into her blue eyes
As I put both my hands on her thighs...
Knowing she could only push one away
I knew that love and my hand were here to stay
Love and my hand...
Love and my hand...
Loving my hand...

Now after some lovin
We got a bun in the oven
All of a sudden
We got another little nubbin
Another little nub...
Another little nub...
Love a little nub...

Yeah I love to eat cake
So I keep on baking
But I keep having kids 
Whose hands are taken

Love and my hand
Another little nub
I'll have you understand
You both can share a pair of gloves, yeah, alright...

(NOTE:The Premise is I keep having kids
 whose hands are missing.
We all do one-handed activities but I
 secretly wish to do two handed activities)


(17)
WALLFLOWER POOP
Gonna take a poop in the night...
Hope it's gonna flush right

Doesn't matter who clogged the bowl
You got a wide asshole

Tried to free it up...
But now the plunger’s stuck
Yeah, now you really fucked up!

But now its doesn’t matter who did what
Amidst this… now toxic flood!

One, two, three swipes... a poop knife
Shit drips splattered 'neath the seat
Somebody gonna have to clean up

You hope nobody sees you make your great escape
Oh FUCK SHIT it’s too late!

Try to come up with a story they can understand
When you notice your hand….

Looks like ya forgot to wipe!
This night didn’t go as you had planned.


(18)
RIP CHARLIE
I’ve been waiting for Charlie Sheen to die
For thirty years since nineteen ninety-five
September twentieth-eighth around ten o’ nine
Caught! My mom and Charlie having a good time!

Just a young lad, maybe ten years old
My mom was all I had — to have and hold
Couldn’t find the cream I had a rash…
Opened mom’s door… A big black dildo in Charlie’s ass! 

That's when my life got turned upside down.
The night Charlie come over with Mr. Brown!

Now I never met anyone famous before
Except for Gary Busey outside a liquor store
But, nah I wasn’t thinking I want an autograph
I want a baby brother so my mom can take half!
Or one-third of one-half because the two ex-wives, 
child support….

(NOTE:
I end up catching mom and Charlie
each putting dildos in their asses
in the bedroom and I end up growing up fucked up
and I’ve traced it back to this moment in time.
Still waiting for Charlie to die! Haha.)


(19)
WHEN YOU'RE HAMMERED
Can I have my car keys, please?
I wanna go hit some trees...
'Cause I'm hammered!

One text or call 
could ruin it all...
When you're hammered!

Yeah, that fine, fine sister
Turns out to be a mister...
When you're hammered!

You were too busy eating
To notice you were bleeding...
'Cause you were hammered!

You just HAD to touch her chest 
But that's a felony arrest...
Because you were hammered!

You just peed your pants warm
Like a tropical storm...
Yeah, you were hammered!

In jail you spent the night 
When that cop you wanted to fight...
'Cause you were hammered!

Your girlfriend slapped you in the face
The two of you got sprayed with mace...
Because you were both hammered!
-
If my life was a movie
I'd have died up on that silver screen

I swear I'm the luckiest man alive
Let me tell you son, what I've seen

Can I have my car keys, please?
I wanna go hit some trees...
'Cause I'm hammered!

Good Night!
Tip the waitstaff!!!!!





















ZIONATION
SET LIST 23




(1) KAYFABE 
Well I don’t have kids I have a cat
The world isn’t round and it isn’t flat
It’s titled, it’s warped and crooked as hell
Manufacturing isn’t gone… It’s you who they sell!

Politics is just kayfabe on T.V.
Where it’s all one big show – a show for me!
They give me a vote
Choice A or choice B
But the difference ‘tween ‘em both
Can be hard to see

I asked for change
And what’d they say?
So didn’t Charlie Kirk
And JFK….

i see cameras on the polls
i think donald trump knows
who's on the epstein files
all his friends are pedophiles

Slick Willy Bill the same
yeah, politics is just a game

Landmines and trampolines
and not much in between.


(2)  NOBLE PLACE HATE 
I pretend my hate comes from a noble place
I’ll kill you in the name of YOUR religion!
I’m going to war?
What are we fighting for?
I’ll pretend it was my own decision, Yeah!

I pay taxes for schools 
and tolls for roads
They give my money to the Jews
For what? God knows

You got drafted by coach Zelensky
When you don’t wanna play
For a QB who throws hospital passes
All your teammates get carried away!

Who else do we give money to
To fight foreign wars?
Whuddya think the book ‘Blowback’
By Chalmers Johnson is for??? Yeah!

Gift it don’t burn it
Or you will have to relearn it
History is calling
More buildings will be falling….


(3)  BRIBE THE POOR BLACKMAIL THE RICH 
Bribe the poor, blackmail the rich
Then the world is yours to do with it
As you wish…

The bravest are the first to die
That’s why I’m standing here
And that’s no lie

You don’t have to procreate to save the race
Only kill at will to free up some space
Is your species driving you mad?
’Cause chillun’ having chillun’ is the latest fad

A view of heaven
from a seat in hell…

Fuck the chip I got a boulder on my shoulder!
I got tossed in this melting pot
And placed under a slow boil

Hands up don’t shoot
Hands up, don’t shoot!

I can’t breathe
When the blacks can’t breathe
There can be no peace
We’ve got to plant the seed of equality

When being black’s a crime
There can be no more denying
Out in the street
Police gotta face the heat
If you’re silent
That’s compliance
And just as bad as violence, yeah!

We got blacks who can’t breathe
And we got whites in the streets
Yelling “Fuck the Police!”

The police chief perspires
As his precinct’s on fire

The line’s been drawn in the sand
Here we stand against the man
I look at you…
You look at me...
This is twenty-first century slavery!


(4)  BEFORE NOAH 
We’ve got a runner!
In a land full of hiders
Who have yet to discover
They’re cannon fodder for the insiders

Uh Oh! The last guy who said that got shot
But the guy before him became a movie star

Few know it was Moses who built the arc
Before Noah came and stole it and rode it
And then stripped it for parts…


(5)  SUN, MOON AND TRUTH
The sun, the moon and the truth...
Everything else is up for sale
You want further proof…
United States and Israel, yeah
The United States and Israel, yeah
The United Stats of Israel, no!

Bunch of Zionist Jews
Keep on buying my news
Tic Toc, too
Because you gotta buy your views

When everyone under twenty-five
Knows they’ve seen a genocide

You pay seven grand a pop
To get influencers to stop
The tidal wave of truth
That’s been rolling in

Put Bari Weiss in charge
Bring the new regime in…


(6)  STRAWMAN 
Well the left wants to keep you from saying things
While the right wants to keep you from thinking things
But this state of hopeless doom keeps me from doing things

I just stay in my room with no sense of being
Blinded through my own lack of seeing 
Encased in a tomb with no chance of freeing
Myself from myself
So I fill up with hate...

Pick a straw man to hang
And go about my day


(7) KEEPING COOL  
How much longer until the button is pressed
Lately leaders have been losing trust
Days, months, or years — it’s anyone’s guess
How long we got left until before a cloud of dust?

We all shake our heads and we disagree
Is there such a thing as honor among thieves?

Or are they all just biding their time?
’Til they get us all up on the firing line

You know I’ve been growing mighty tired
Saying, “I voted for the guy who lied”

Wishing to return to the days of yore
When liars’ heads rolled on the courtyard floor

And revolution ran red with rivers of blood
Repercussions were faced for dragging
someone’s name through the mud
Yeah, back when someone talked smack
You weren’t getting up!


(8)  UNBENDABLE SOLDIERS
Unbendable soldiers never
look over their shoulders
For no one ever told them
that the goddamn war was over

Their ankles still shackled
to the same old giant boulder
The earth is only considered
to be just a temporary holder

People just dangle as
they’re being carried away
Men in nice suits place
another name inside a heavy folder

So sorry Mrs. Bojangles… just be glad
you’re not the one who told her
You could try and you could try
but you could never console her

As the wind blowing in your face
just became a little more colder
And you would mold her and him again
if they were both made of clay


(9)  DON’T SHOOT
A Muslim and a Jew
alone in a room,
Don't shoot.

Dude, a Muslim and a Jew
are alone in a room,
Don't shoot.

Yeah, Moscow or Ukraine,
you're pretty much the same.
99% the same,
Don't shoot! Yeah.

Moscow or Ukraine,
you're 99% the same,
Don't shoot!


(10)  CATCH A STRAY     
Don't tell me to stay. 
You see me leaving. 
You have a good day. 
We're fucking even.

Don't tell me to stay. 
You see me leaving. 
You have a good day. 
We're fucking even.

These games I don't play. 
All this deceiving. 
You have a good day. 
You see me leaving.

It's just me and the cat. 
I don't trust anyone else. 
Yeah, you drove me to that. 
That would be an improvement. 
Hating myself…

NOT hanging myself! 
(These pictures of Jeffery - 
They didn’t hang themselves!)

It's just me and the cat, 
everyone else chose the gun. 
And learning Hebrew, 
I admit it's not that fun.

With a lak shak lak hum, haiyam, 
and shit like that. 
And I can hide my bald spot 
with that little hat, yeah.

Better not tell
might catch a stray.
Oh, you might get Charlie Kirk’ed
Or you might get JFK’ed….

I'm gonna be like Obama,
and there won't be no cause for a llama.
I'm gonna be like Donald J
and do everything that the Adelsons say.

Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Do everything that the Adelson say!
Hey.
Hey.
Yeah.

I turned on CBS
and then I turned it off.
I turned on MSNBC
Grabbed my balls and coughed.

Oh, shit.
They just bought TikTok.
You might catch stray.
Better not talk.

We have more in common 
Than complicity in bombing 
All the starving unpeople 
Suffering in the desert sand, yeah!

It’s gone too far south 
To vote our way out 
Don’t have to be 
A Kennedy to understand….

My inner dialogue is trapped in a box 
like a fucking mime, yeah. 
They keep telling me to believe 
But all I see is them robbing me 
Fucking blind, yeah!

It's not by accident 
the North hates the South, yeah. 
Slay the whip master, no matter 
This engine runs by itself!

Democrats love all strangers,
just not uncle or brother.
Republicans only love God,
No, they don’t like each other!

The last president who told the truth,
his initials are now a verb.
Killed by his own CIA and probably the Jews,

Yeah. Israel first, America second,
But it could be worse.
Fake views, no, fake news.
Fake views, yeah, fake fucking everything.
Something, something, something, 
so they can take everything, yeah.

All our leaders are bought and paid for 
by the state of Israel. 
They said if you want a record deal, 
then you better not tell.

Better not tell 
might catch a stray. 
Better not tell 
might catch a stray.

You wanna put a man on the moon… 
I wanna put a man in a room! 
Everybody’s throwing money up in the ai-air…. 
No need to wonder why it’s such a mess down here!


CATCH A STRAY (con’t)
It’s a river of shit at the top and
and can’t see any other options 
How can anyone stop it? 
Making Israel Great Again…
Then everyone can go fucking move there...

Isn’t that the fucking plan? 
Kill any everything that ends in -stan! 
Yeah Bibi, when he sees me 
He calls ME the fucking man!

Now I’m off to bomb Iran….
Iranians, Gazans, Palestinians and the Lebanese, 
Getting Nagasakied like they’re
God-damned Japanese!

Yemenis, Syrians, Iraqis, Pakistanis, Algerians,
Libyans, and don’t forget the Sudanese
The lastest American weapons
will help to bring you to your knees!

Tunisians, Qataris, Kuwaitis, Saudis,
Jordanians, Egyptians and the Turks,
Gonna bomb you too, you bunch of jerks!

Malaysians, Indonesians, Somalis, Mauritanians,
Comorians, Djiboutians, Bahrainis, Emiratis,
Moroccans, Afghans, and whatever you call
the vermin from the Bangladesh…

You will all die too if we have any bombs left!!!!


(11)    ONE STEP HIGHER 
The mask they wear is falling
Can you hear them calling?
Mother, I am dying
I pay this price for lying

The man building the bombs
His time it has come!
Those who just turned away
Await the very same fate

Two-hundred-and-fifty-years
That’s how long it took for us to get here
That’s a long time to rust and erode
Grow weeds around the seeds we once sewed, yeah

The identity we used to be
I see falling down all around me
For today I can’t really say if I’m sure
If we’re really the good guys anymore...

Seems like ever since the end of World War Two
Most of what our leaders do leaves me confused
At the candidate’s debate I wait — “Oh, please do tell!”
How’d we become the United States of Israel?

Who’s got the dirt on who?
Why they lie about what I know to be true?
AIPAC of lies, Senate and Congress says
Sure, Donald Trump turned his head...
But Charlie Kirk got shot dead!

Zionist Jews bought the news
Since the times of our Lord
They’ll label you an anti-Semite
So nobody says a word!

From a Holocaust victim...
To Gaza Strip genocide
Eighty years is all it takes
To go over to the other side

When you live-stream death twenty-four hours a day
You’ll watch a world of color quickly fade to gray
What? We pay ‘em four billion dollars a year?
Just think what that money could do around here

I’m stuck, running in place
To get unfucked… gotta at least start the race
But that’s hard — no, not the easiest choice

When they shame your name,
they hate your face
And despise your voice

When they shame my name, 
they hate my face
And despise my voice

When they shame their name, 
they create their fate
Leaving us no choice…

The last leader who had our back
We all watched his skull crack
On a Texas day in Dealey Plaza

From Vietnam to Lebanon to Iraq
to Grenada to the Gulf now modern-day Gaza

Sure, any country can have a good century
But the last eleven presidents
should all be in the penitentiary
Countries now hardly have borders
Just the so-called “elite”
and those who follow orders

Sure, the Sicilian mob is gone
But the CIA’s five hundred times as strong
The sale of secrets, of souls,
of weapons and tech
Blackmail Rolodexed and videotapes
full of underaged sex

You think you’re playing Monopoly
when you’re playing Risk
You say you’ll take your shot —
but the game’s already been fixed…

Money talks…
Money walks...
Sticks and stones beat stocks and bonds
Tell me — what the fuck planet do you live on?

Raise the alarm, raise the gate
They’re finally here to do harm — it’s too late!

The last leader who had our back
You all watched his skull crack
On a Texas day in Dealey Plaza

From Vietnam to Lebanon to Iraq
to Grenada to the Gulf now modern-day Gaza

Sure, any country can have a good century
But the last eleven presidents
should all be in the penitentiary

Mmmmmm… you use fire as the cleanser
When you’re not an owner, only a renter
Don’t criticize the “Is” or you’ll get censored
These days your pay raise looks like Gaza’s center


( con’t ------------------->)


ONE STEP HIGHER (con’t)
These days are gray, sore on the eyes
All the president’s men even got the women telling lies
The old are taking our world to their grave
While we turn our cheeks and say “Hey Zeus saves”

Now go in peace, while the good people sleep
There’s an evil released — buried barely skin deep

That’s the number one reason why
We don’t have good things anymore
There are slaves who climb one step higher
Doing the bidding of their lords


(12)   CONTACTS
Talking straight to crooked people...

Spend less on war
Make fewer enemies…

Instead of more, more, more!
War, war, war!

Either/or...
Buy, lend or lease

When the war came I was drafted number one
They didn’t teach me how to fight
Or even give me a gun…

On my second day I dropped behind enemy lines
Somehow I made friends within a short amount of time

“I could either get 150 million people to like me
and I could be president —
or I could get 10 people to love me
and I could be happy.
I’m not sure I’m capable of doing both.”

There’s three briefcases full of cash
For a kidnapper and a politician!

If any questions get asked
You were just out there fishing…

Big game...
I like persons but not the masses
I got contacts, though I prefer glasses


(13)   FIND THE 
Find the beauty…It’s past the hatred,
Past the fear and the scorn

Find the beauty…You’ve come early,
Never too late to be reborn

Find the wisdom…Gained from elders
Of countless centuries past

Find the wisdom…
In the knowledge time is wasting
And time is fading fast

Find the truth…Stripped of comfort,
Unmasked and unadorned

Find the truth…
That survives when ideologies collapse
And manufactured illusions are torn


(14)   SOME WILL SAY
Some will say I wanna be a porno star
Some will say you’ll be breaking the law
Some will say, some will say, some will say…

Some will say homicide
Some will say suicide
Some will say murder suicide, yeah….
Some will say, some will say, some will say…

Some will say that’s fucking gay!
Some will say you made my fucking day!
Hooray hooray
Some will say, some will say, some will say…

Some will say you broke the mold
Some will say now give me back control
Some will say, some will say, some will say…

Some will say contain that rage
Some will say let it out of the cage
Some will say, some will say, some will say…

Some will say now let’s celebrate!
Some will say best mind your fate
Some will say, some will say, some will say…


(15)   POINT MY FINGER        
Fatalistic fairytales
Never make the children smile
Little lads long to cling to hanging chads
and happy history teacher’s made up facts
That make great heroes of mom and dads
Grandpa and grandmoms after-the-fact

Though they know war sucks when people die
Take a rake from a peasant from the countryside
Replace it with a bullet encased in metal homicide

No it’s not nice… Crushing dreams
Run up behind a Frenchman… And yell “Guillotine!”
But watch out!
For he’s bound to dish, dash, dart, and then scream
And that’s when things will get REAL mean!

Humanity lacks sympathy
And we can never agree harmoniously
I point my finger violently at you
as you point back at me

I shake the sheeple
And unite the people
Who see the world like me
We don’t like what we see
But we’re divided there’s no hiding
They constantly keep us fighting

Humanity lacks sympathy
And we can never agree harmoniously
I point my finger violently at you
as you point back at me

It's getting too easy to get distracted
Once upon a time
I might have over reacted
But today I take it as the truth
So I'm taking some time
To retreat and regroup

Knowing I'm in this
For the Huey Long haul
Sure I'll stand 'til I can't
But bend before I fall

For there is so much work
Ahead for me to do
I've learned how and when to say when
Because when you're me
You gotta do what you have to do
Just to be you

Class war ain't a battle
That is won in a day
It took thousands of years
For things to get to here
Millions of deaths
And billions of words
To brainwash the people
And hide and silence their hurt

I got a little work left on myself
To be the best I can be
But when I come back
I expect a hug when you see me walking the streets…

Humanity lacks sympathy
And we can never agree harmoniously
I point my finger violently at you
as you point back at me

It's not just the freaks
That sleep down at the beach
Lately I see
Lots of people like you and me

These are crazy times
If you read between the lines
You can find lots of uncovered crimes
Under your blanket in
What we call the New York Times


















































BI RIDE OR DIE RIDE
SET LIST 24




SONG 1
READING I BLOW (RAINBOW)
I'm having a bisexual party,
I want everybody to come.

I think I might be bi...
I'm gonna go blow a guy...
Maybe three or even four
Look at me, I'm such a whore!

I will suck almost anyone...
Curved or straight
Small or hung
Both taste great!
Sooo much fun!

Black and brown I go right down
Yellow or white I won't bite!

Pants are down but dicks are up 
When I'm in town y’all erupt


SONG 2
I’VE BEEN SLAPPIN 
I've been slappin' crackers.
I've been blowin' actors.
I've been mappin' the city.
I've been feelin' pretty shitty.

I've been... I've been havin' the time of my life.
But I've been payin' the price.
I ain't thought once. I sure didn't think twice.

Ever since the day I first kissed a girl
I've been chucking lots of clams
Collecting up pearls
Diving deep for clams

Ever since the day I first kissed a girl
I’ve been diving deep for clams
And chucking out the pearls yeah
Forgetting who I am
And my place and my place
In this world

Ain't about no silly laugh
or wearing black 
Something, something, something
Can't be taken back, yeah

Cum in my mouth if you’ll love me forever...
Cum in my eye if you won't!
Cum in my pussy if you want a family...
Cum in my ass if you don’t!


SONG 3
ALEX JONES IN A RABBIT HOLE
I found Alex Jones in a rabbit hole,
and I said hello my friend,
something, something, something,
and it's happening again, oh, yeah.

We're lying here in the gutter,
both looking at each other.

I take more than I give,
but I ain't no hypocrite, yeah.
I don't take anybody's shit,
but y'all gotta learn to live with it, yeah.

I take more than I give,
but I ain't no hypocrite, yeah.
I don't take anybody's shit,
but y'all gotta learn to live with it, yeah.

I take more than I give,
but I ain't no hypocrite, yeah.

I tell you I don't care what color your skin,
I don't give a damn what club you’re in, no.

I take more than I give,
but I ain't no hypocrite, yeah.

I tell you I don't care what color your skin,
I don't give a damn, no.

I break for blue-haired lesbians,
I break for Antifa trans

I break for MAGA who got a big dick,
My bisexual, bipartisan plan!


SONG 4
FOUR PILLS A DAY
Who's your favorite band?
Tommy and the Trans.
Who got a lot of fans?
Tommy and the Trans.

Tommy and the Trans….
Tommy and the Trans...
Tommy and the Trans…

I’m secretly straight
But I pretend to be gay
To fit in…

You want to know more
But I’m not really sure
Where to begin…

(Oh sorry, wrong show….)

In this orgy in the dark,
there's no telling who I'm screwing.
But let go of my ears,
I know what the hell I'm doing.

I like holes more than faces.
I like dicks more than first names.

Turn out all the lights
so we don't feel ashamed.
And that's alright with everyone who came.

I take four pills a day
Because I’m a slut… yeah!

One of those pill
Sidafidil… helps get it up… so I can fuck
Or erupt after I get sucked!

One pills saves the day
So I can’t get AIDS

I would never do the touch your toes forbidden act 
with some cheek spread dancer that’s a fact!
If I couldn’t keep it hidden 
and not get gay cancer
Well how ‘bout dat?

So I got three apps 
for draining my sap 
that’s how I’m livin’, yeah!

I take two pills after unprotected sex
Or getting neck along with the Prep
Called doxypep!

Take two of these and after this
Reduce the risk of syphilis,
chlamydia and gonorrhea
Cause I don’t know where that cum dump been
And you don’t NEITHER!!!!


SONG 5
DRAINING BALLS
Drainin' balls, I'm drainin' balls,
Come one and all.
Drainin' balls, I'm drainin' balls,
Come one and all.
Drainin' balls,
You could put both hands on my balls,
Better that than a round of applause.


SONG 6
GRINDR DIARIES 
Every time I go on Grindr
I get a piece of tail,
Halfway through the rail
I have to bail

I got shit on my dick,
I got shit on my dick,
I got shit on my dick,
I got shit on my dick.

It’s when I find a fine hine and I sit down to eat,
I spy something funky growing and I gotta leave.
That’s worse than shit on my dick,
Worse than shit on my dick,
That’s much worse than shit on my dick,
Oh, that’s worse than shit on my dick.

I’m at the Morning Glory Bed and Breakfast, yeah
I think it’s down on Harding Street.
Just when I find a fine hind and I sit down to eat,
I see something funky growing and I gotta leave

That’s worse than shit on my dick, 
worse than shit on my dick,
That’s much worse than shit on my dick, 
oh that’s worse than shit on my dick.


SONG 7
SLINGING LINES
I put it in and then pulled it out...
First it was her ass and then it was her mouth
Then I slipped it in the only hole she had left
With the grip, zip, tip, dip, zip  then I fled, yeah 

I screamed out what the fuck is this?
No, I never signed up for no question mark kids!
I said damn you hit every branch on the fugly tree
Now get the fuck away from me!

I was born with the safety off
That's how I think, that's how I act
That's how I fuck, that's how I walk…

If you can read this 
Then the bitch fell off
Says the back of the shirt
As I ride my hog!

I got one in the pink and two in the stink
Took off my ring, washed my dick in the sink 
Gave her a wink as I told her my kinks…

And I'm ready to get sweaty with Betty.
Don't give a fuck what that cuck Barney thinks, no.

Got one in the pink and two in the stink
And I'm ready to get sweaty with Betty.
Don't give a damn what Barney thinks, no.

I walked in, lit up my smoke
Had a sip of Jack and Coke

To catch a pretty girl’s eye
You know I ain’t afraid to lie
I’m well known for slinging lines
to the women with the big behinds

No, it don’t have to be the truth
so long as it gets me close to you
By the time you find that it’s a fib
I’ll have my hands around your hips

And by the time you start to get mad
I’ll tell you that you weren’t half bad
And now that we’ve played Adam and Eve
God told me it’s time to leave


SONG 8
I M BI RIDE     
I’m bi ride or die
I’m bi ride or die
I’m bi ride or die

I’ll suck the dick
I’ll lick the clit
I’ll do some fucking crazy shit

I’ll squeeze them tits
I’ll spread those cheeks
I’ll do it days
I’ll do it weeks

Oh yeah, spread those cheeks
I’ll squeeze those tits
I’ll drain those balls
swallow your kids

I got some gray eyebrows
I shave everything else
I  fuck girls, suck guys
While you play with yourself

If there's a set of tits I’ll find something to do
I might fist your sister while I’m sucking the goo
Keep trying to break my record four loads in a day
Tied it five times but could not break

I'm bi, ride or die.
I'm bi, ride.
Bi, ride or die.

I'll suck the dick,
I'll lick the clit,
I'll do some fucking crazy shit.

I'll squeeze them tits,
I'll spread those cheeks,
I'll do it days,
I'll do it weeks.

Oh, yeah, spread those cheeks,
I'll squeeze those tits,
I'll drain those balls,
Swallow all the kids.

I got some gray on my eyebrows,
Shave everything else.
I fuck girls, suck guys,
You're home playing with yourself.

If there's a set of tits, I'll find something to do.
I might fist your sister, one hand or two.
Keep trying to break my record, four loads in a day.
Tied it five times, but could not break.

I've had four threesomes,
that's like fucking twelve.
You still, still sit at home
playing with yourself.


SONG 9
LIKE AN ANGEL
I'll take Caitlin on the court
And Angel on my bed...
Take off your uniform...
Trunk dunk, splish splash on my head.

I stuffed my stiff staff in her big ass so fast,
Gave me whiplash.

I stuffed my stiff staff in her big ass so fast, gave me whiplash.
I stuffed my stiff staff in her big ass so fast, gave us, gave us both whiplash.
I stuffed my stiff staff in her big young ass so fast, gave us both whiplash.

She's got the back
She stacked
Got a face i like an Angel

She's got the rack
She’s racked
They perk never dangle!

You plump dumpling,
I'm gonna break you in half.
You plump dumpling,
I'm gonna break you in half.

What’s white, pink, black and horny all over?
Us in the sack, okay now roll over...

You know the last time the drugs were laced,
You had a big stupid smile all up in your face.

I'm gonna squeeze the titties tonight
And break off a chunk of funk
And make you feel alright… Yeah!

Diddy got caught
but they never got Jay-Z.
While Kanye and Kyrie on a race,
To going crazy.
Crazy.


SONG 10
THREE-MONTH GIRL
(MELANIE ANN MCCARTHY)
When you stick your dick in crazy... 
That very first time
It leaves you thinking maybe...
Everything will be fine…

Yeah, I’m sorry for what she did to ya...
Got the bitch on video
Giving ya chlamydia

She was a three-month girl
in a hundred year old world
and I told her this, she got angry, yeah.

When I told her this,
she got so pissed
I thought she was gonna hang me, yeah.

From a three-month girl
in our hundred year world,
You have saved me.

I swore last time
I'd never again
stick my dick in crazy, no.

I got my balls out of the vice
and I'm not going back there twice,
I'll never stick my dick again in crazy, no

When I was young, my momma told me
Not to trust anything that bleeds for a week and lives

I’m old enough to call you an angel
But smart enough to know you’re a slut
I’m too tired to guess your angle
It’s time to play, I’m glad enough
I’m pickin’ my cards up off the table
Yeah, you finally called your bluff

I found myself in a fast car
With an even faster girl
Going around and around like a tilt o’ whirl
And that bitch loves nuts like she’s a squirrel, yeah!

I slammed a home run with Jill on the pill on a hill
And I’m thinking about fucking your ass, bitch….
And working my do-naked gymnastics
Maybe even hitting your sister
To come over to play naked strip-twister

I’ve felled thousands of trees
In the name of poetry
And dead will be one thousand more...
When I get through telling about you…..
You’re an uncle-fucking whore!

Melanie Ann McCarthy….
Lives at six Willowbridge Lane
And Melanie Ann McCarthy…
Asks you to bring a few friends
So that you can run a train!


SONG 11
YOU’RE A  WHORE, MRS. ROBINSON
(in the style of the DOORS) 
I know your secret... 
You're a dirty little slut! 
And I know your weakness 
A finger in the butt!

I know your history 
As a girl you shouldn't trust 
God, it's a mystery 
Why we turn our back on love for lust?

Nothing could be finer 
Than a thumb in her vagina... 
In the morning

The last thing she was expecting 
Was my tongue inside her rectum... 
Without warning

I love the way she giggles. 
When I put it in the middle... 
And give it a little wiggle...

I love her jugs 
The way they jiggle!

She was slutty but willing 
My buddy asked are you still in ?
While I was debating she leaned in close 
And put her finger straight up my nose

She said said if you want to get me back 
Take off your clothes 
I'll let you choose 
Two out of the three of my holes…
You're a whore, Mrs. Robinson, 
Only God knows where that pussy's been, 
In, in, in, in… in, in, in!!!!

She took the dick down her throat 
And the coke up her nose. 
There's no need to say more 
She's just one of them hoes, yeah. 

She's getting sloshed and tossed like a salad 
from a local homosexual club, yeah. 
Two-hole fisted 
By her friends the paraplegics 
Who each plunge their stump and their nub.

Missing a tooth and hitting a vape 
That’s the kind of girl I usually date 
Six tattoos and one screw loose 
Always fighting back because she loves the abuse

She said come and visit 
bring a friend or two 
I live on the corner 
of Oral and Anal Avenue

Come and visit 
Bring a friend or three 
Help me clean 
Because I’m so dirty

I love to watch you eat 
When you're sucking it so deep 
As soon as my balls are off your chin 
I want to put them back on again

It doesn't matter how long ago I cummed 
I get hard again when I lick your bum 
When you lick my bum 
When we lick bums

Bum bum bum bum 
Bum bum bum bum 
Bum bum bum bum

Who sticks their tongue in bum, bum, bum, bums?
Who sticks their big dick in bum, bum, bum, bums?
Who sticks their big thick dick
and thumb in bum, bum, bum, bums?
Bum, bum, bum bums

Who sticks their big thick dick and thumb and tongue in bum, bum, bum, bums?
I like to stick my big thick dick
and thumb and tongue in bum bum bum bums!!!
Bum, bum, bum bums

Who sticks their big thick dick
and thumb and tongue in bum, bum, bum, bums?
I like to stick my big thick dick
and thumb and tongue in bum bum bum bums!!!
Bum, bum, bum bums

When I saw your mother naked 
Well I wanted you even more!
Orgasms, you’ve never faked them… 
You’re such a fucking whore!


SONG 12
RISK GENES    
I got that bad seed in my blood
Don't have kids because they'd be fucked up…

With risk genes running 
up and down the whole family tree
I'm not only fighting my environment 
I'm fighting me…

Fighting history
Fighting insanity 
It's no mystery
What a calamity

I only got one friend 
not gone or dead
I only got perverted thoughts 
inside my head

Because of my fears 
I'm still here
Yeah, check back 
in another year...

I take bus stop candy 
from strange old men
I like to visit the sauna
every now and again

Glory holes.... 
well glory be
Twinks, trans and hung 
My chosen trinity, Yeah!!!

Who am I?
I’m a shell of my former self
All because I can’t control myself
I got things I can’t live without

I used to have heroes...
Who have either died…
or otherwise moved on
I used to have heroes...
But those days…
of having heroes are gone

With risk genes running up and down 
the whole family tree
I’m not only fighting my environment – I’m fighting me

Fighting history, fighting insanity
I only got one friend not gone or dead
I only got perverted thoughts inside my head

Because of my fears I’m still here
Yeah, check back in another year...

When you stick your dick in crazy...
That very first time
It leaves you thinking maybe...
Everything will be fine…

Sometimes it may be
Oh, for a little while…

I haven’t turned the radio on
Since the day you were gone
I’m afraid they’ll play our song….


SONG 13
THINKING GETS RISKY        
I'm quadrupling my chances on this Friday night...
I've decided to fuck any and every thing in sight 
Be it woman or man, boy or girl, 
Someone's getting this nut like a mutha fuckin' squirrel!

That's why I don't drink
'Cause my thinking gets risky
Give me the pink AND the stink
When I'm drinking my whiskey!

If there's grass on the field
Well, I'm willing to play ball
And if you're looking to kneel
You know I'm down for it ALL!

Call up your whore friend who you said likes to puts out 
I'll fuck her fat ass while your dick's in my mouth!
We can each take turns and then all switch places
Get honey and cream all over our faces!

That's why I don't drink
'Cause my thinking gets risky
When I get all liquored up 
Yeah, start feeling frisky

Round homeless people up
Start drinking their pee
While the one with one with the stump
Gives a good pegging to me!

Yeah, pass me the bottle
And then pass me around
I've met lots of nice friends
In the meth part of town!

That's why I don't drink
'Cause my thinking gets risky
I'll spit on a hot girl cop 
Just to get a free frisky

My friends try to tell me
Seems I never listen
Just seem to end up 
With another F.W.B. from the prison…


SONG 14
CHICK FILLET     
Well I fingered your mom at a Chick Fillet
And I blew your dad after turning him gay
It took me ten years but it was worth my time
When I took the V-card from his behind!

I fucked your mom, your dad, your boyfriend too!
I’ll fuck everyone you love just to fuck over you!
Won’t you have a guess who’s next on my list?
Will it be grandpa or grandma -
Who’ll get a big wet kiss?

I’ll teach your dog how to do new tricks
Then we’ll both treat you like a bitch
Me and your dog will get real tight
Guess who’s sleepin’ in the dog house tonight?


SONG 15
WHY I LIKE SEX    
I asked my psychiatrist
Why I like sex so much. 
He said, when I was younger, 
I might have been touched!

In my weathered town
Down by the sea
Lived the man who molested me
Where he told me of his life
Of being a Catholic priest.

Sometimes the first one you see
is the only one you need, yeah.

She been giving head
since she was twelve years old.
Back of the school bus
Driver driving down the road, yeah.

By fourteen, she was the best in town.
Guys lining up from miles and miles around,

I groomed her to be my bride
When they asked how old she was, I lied.

She said you can eat my ass
I laughed I already had
Ask her dad
He caught me in the act
When she was bad

Passed out drunk
With the trunk hood up.
I had a lick
I couldn't resist.

Here comes dad,
oh boy was he mad.
He grabbed the axe.
He didn’t laugh

So out I run
And I never looked back!
I never looked back




I’ve been saving all these raisins
Since they were little graaaaaaaaaapes…
Hey, hey, hey

Tiny minnows took their last dive
At least they know they gave their lives
Knowing they died to serve a porpoise

But holy mackerel
This fin is just for fun
This apparatus is for love

My flippers get their kicks
When our sonar clicks
Trick or treat from my bag of tricks, yeah!

What’s the haul? The catch of the day?
Alright now…is it a sure bet…is she in the net?
Let’s just get it out of the waaaaaaaaaay…..
What not to say!


SONG 16
BROWSER HISTORY   
Well, let's start with 
my browser history will make you horny.
I jack it off to Danielle Bregoli nearly every morning.
If I cash you outside,
you'll get the dick without a warning.
I need that ass and tits.
What happens after that, we'll live with it.

When Amy Whitehouse died, 
I needed a replacement.
While I’m wrapping my hands around her waist
She can sing about me coming on her face and shit.

Who's my boss, Alyssa Milano?
Definitely Mila Kunis
Yeah, that nose job girl from The Sopranos.

I won't reach out.
I'll sit and doubt myself.
I won't… I won’t get help
I’ll sit and doubt myself...
I’ll sit and pout myself...
I’ll sit and quit myself...
I’ll sit and shit myself...
I won't reach out.
I'll sit and doubt myself.
I won't… I won’t get help
I won’t get help…
I’ll sit and live in hell

There's no more faking
When you're so close to breaking.
Revealed what has been latent
When the final action's taken.

Revenge often tastes sweetest
When there's blood lust in your eyes, yeah.
The jury, we don't need them,
No, I won't be doing time, No!

A slug to the dome starts the show,
You smile wide when the blood flows.
You look to your left, there's victim number two,
Just pissed herself, she didn't know what to do...

It should be a crime
To be that fine,
It leaves a brother sighing
Looking at that big behind...
Big behind



