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SONG LIST 1 The Last Man Singing

SONG LIST 2 Sheila Tequila

SONG LIST 3 A Day at the Office

SONG LIST 4 A Traveler in the Distance

SONG LIST 5 Love Without a Doubt

SONG LIST 6 Undertows and Afterglows

SONG LIST 7 High Tides and Landslides

SONG LIST 8 A Knight for a Lady

SONG LIST 9 Between Us and Love

SONG LIST 10 One Piece Missing

SET LIST 1 Glass Half Something

SET LIST 2 Plurality

SET LIST 3 Self in the Mirror

SET LIST 4 Partnered to the Crime

SET LIST 5 Living a la Mode

SET LIST 6 Definitely NOT Love

SET LIST 7 Train Off the Tracks

SET LIST 8 Boss Logic

SET LIST 9 Thralls of the Flame

SET LIST 10 Go Ask Gramm

SET LIST 11 Noise, Lies and Longing

SET LIST 12 Wounded Masculinity (Silhouettes of Pride)

SET LIST 13 Power Shields

SET LIST 14 6,000KM to DK (Six-Thousand Mile to Denmark)

SET LIST 15 Liminal State

SET LIST 16 Kneel, Heal and Rise

SET LIST 17 Smirks, Swears, Moans and Cries

SET LIST 18 Corrugation Row

SET LIST 19 Della of Troy

SET LIST 20 The Cost of Light

SET LIST 21 A Cold Plate

SET LIST 22 Inherent Absence

SET LIST 23 Zionation

SET LIST 24 Bi Ride or Die

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THE NEW AMERICAN SONGBOOK 36 sections

1 of 35 Dedication, Copyright and Manifesto

2 of 35 Who Tom Is

3 of 35 Introduction

4 of 35 What "Community" Says

5 of 35 Purpose and Structure of Three Books

6 of 35 Table of Contents

7 of 35 Quick Guide G to X

8 of 35 Full Texts of Lyrics

9 of 35 Rolling Stone Style Album reviews

10 of 35 One Sentence Summaries of Tracks

11 of 35 Albums Ranked by Rating G to X

12 of 35 Album Themes, Moods and Profanity Listings

13 of 35 Four Word Descriptions for Every Track

14 of 35 Tracks Listed by Category

15 of 35 Riddle Me This... Who is This Book For?

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17 of 35 Choose Your Own Adventure Album Orders

19 of 35 Business Plan and 21 Page Summary

21 of 35 Lyric Use Certificate

22 of 35 What Tom Wants

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24 of 35 Songwriter Comparisons

25 of 35 Tom's Cassette Tapes

26 of 35 Songs I Wish I Wrote

27 of 35 Contacts and Social Media

28 of 35 Should You Read This?

29 of 35 Can I Get Sued?

30 of 35 Final Thoughts

31 of 35 Why So Serious?

32 of 35 Five Car Ride Talks

33 of 35 Name Index (the rest of the book)

34 of 35 Names Index (From the Lyrics)

35 of 35 Alphabetical Index by Track Title

18 of 35 Collaborhythm Collabtunes Project Summaries

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****WARNING EXPLICIT LYRICS, ADULT THEMES,
DIRTY THOUGHTS & SHIT THEY DON'T WANT
YOU TO KNOW IS IN THIS M*THAF*CKA********
"I'm not gonna lie... I wrote and read all this shit...

and I'm kinda f*cked up!" - Tom Jensen, collaborhythm

DORA
by Tom Jensen
Nicknamed
Dora the explorer 
For
being such a horror
You
showed me a good time
Then
made me lose my mind, yeah
If
this squirrel had a nut
He’d
store it in your butt
Don’t
you turn your back to me
Before
I’ve gained your trust
Once
they kick your dick in the dirt
All
the money in the world
Won’t
buy back your self-worth
Or
take away the hurt
You
can try to hide the fact
That
your whole soul got jacked
But
there’s no use trying to catch 
What
has slipped right through the cracks
No
more fight left in the dog
No
more corn left on the cob
Looks
like the thief has just been robbed
And
he knows the cops in on the job
Seems
you don’t know…
What
you’ve been missing
Until
what was working…
Suddenly
isn’t
Try
changing your mind 
While
you’re serving time
In
a solitary prison
Not
bound by chains
Though
what remains
Seems
utterly insufficient
Alone
at sea
Drifting
hopelessly
Yeah,
and you call it fishing…
Save
that worried mind
Not
for what you’re afraid to find…
But
rather on what you’ve been missing
Take
some advice from me
To
help yourself break free
From
this invisible prison 
Just
to catch a break
You’ll
just have to take 
Something
when it isn’t given
Embracing
heartache
Was
your greatest mistake
That
you keep on reliving
In
this game you’re playing
And
not participating 
That
don’t lead to winning! 
MONUMENTS
 By Tom Jensen
Time…
is always of the essence…
Though
we don’t know 
if
it’s always been present…
Oh,
but of course it’s a gift…
Well,
I guess that depends
On
what you do with it
When
it’s yours…
Was
it something significant?
Though
we know that sometimes 
there
is elegance
even
in remedial chores…
It’s
who you’re with 
And
not what you do
That’s
led me here
Standing
in front of you
And
beside you – 
Always
behind you
Because
you know
You’ve
let me live 
Right
inside of you…
For
year after year
You’ve
been there 
To
say you care
I
think of time as a monument
A
shrine to the moments 
that
we’ve shared
Time…
is always of the essence…
Though
we don’t know 
if
it’s always been present…
Oh,
but of course it’s a gift…
I
love you more than 
Classic
Rock n’ Roll
The
last time I felt like this
Was
so many years ago…
It’s
who you’re with 
And
not what you do
That’s
led me here
Standing
in front of you
For
year after year
You’ve
been there 
To
say you care
I
think of time as a monument
A
shrine to the moments 
that
we’ve shared
DISCIPLE
OF DIRT By Tom Jensen
Just
what will break the spell?
So
many claim to know
Yet
so few tell
Why
is that so?
Maybe
it's just as well?
To
just let it go...
Ah
what the hell?
There's
only one way to know
Whether
to buy or sell
On
which road to go
There's
only one man in the know
Though
long ago he fell
So
what's a disciple of dirt
Like
me to do?
No
one left to follow
No
one to lead me
A
blind detective
In
a world full of clues
Only
able to be captured
No
one to free me
So
many choices
Yet
so little time to choose
I
want to hide away
Where
no one can see me
So
much to gain
But
even more to lose
I'll
rest in the safety that
No
one else will ever be me
So
what if my book of poetry
Lies
dusty on the shelf
My
inspiration's been lost and found
By
someone else
My
dreams about tomorrow?
Ah
who the hell even cares?
Every
day we all take
A
good look in the mirror
And
wonder if it's time
To
face our fears:
Are
we burned up?
Are
we burned out?
Or
maybe there's no flame at all
With
no desire to climb
There's
no risk to fall
So
we stick to safe ground
Like
a hamster on a wheel
Lacking
love and hate
So
there's nothing left to feel.......
LOVELY
INFINITY by Tom Jensen
Have
a lovely infinity
Were
the last words
you
said to me
A
little piece of poetry
Now
there's a lot in a little
A
lot of thought in that riddle
That's
the reason
behind
the rhyme
When
your ears hear
something
pleasing
As
gears start turning
in
your mind
Something
that'll get you thinking
Forget
or forgive a problem
Other
than smoking and drinking
We
know that's not gonna solve it…
I
don't have a drinking problem
I've
got a drinking solution
I
live in a world
With
so much pollution
I
live with it in my blood
As
dirt runs through my veins
I
pour it in my cup
And
I drink it up like rain
I
don't have a drinking problem
I've
got a drinking solution
I
tried to give it up
But
I figured what's the use?
If
and when I put it down
I'll
just pick up something else
I've
learned from my past by now
I
just can't control myself
My
heart is beating far too fast
Yet
my love is for a false prophet
I
aimed for first but finished last
Now
I'm hooked on getting off it
I
started drinking
to
drown my sorrows
But
I gave it up
When
trouble learned to swim
I
treaded water for so long
I
never noticed how deep I was in
I've
chosen some wrong selections
So
don't ask me for any directions
I
can only tell you where not to go
I
can't explain the ways of the world
I
can't show you where to dive for pearls
I
guess there are just some things
You
have to know
`
I
keep my eyes peeled for angels
While
I'm living in the world of sin
I
can't tell you where I'm going
Only
where I've been
ON
THE ROCKS By Tom Jensen
(for
female vocalist)
When
he calls you up
You
drop everything
As
time itself stops
When
the telephone rings
He
inspires the love song
You’re
whole body sings
The
moment that he talks
Your
heart begins to soar
For
he gives you wings
But
somewhere
it
all went wrong
Along
with
so
many other things
Now
you’re cold as ice
and
on the rocks
Told
yourself
you
don’t care anymore
Doesn’t
matter
how
many presents he brings
Heart
wrenching pain
is
now your companion,
your
refrain
Your
rock of Gibraltar,
your
new ball and chain
Feel
like a jilted bride
left
all alone in the rain
As
all your ideals
have
just been
flushed
down the drain
When
what you found
at
the altar was just
a
crutch and a cane
Yet
ever since you let him go
You’ve
longed to return
To
the face, the arms,
you
used to know
Guess
that’s just
how
this story goes
Now
you want him back
But
what’s inside
you
won’t let it show
Yes,
ever since
you
let him leave
One
single memory burns
One
that changed
your
previous beliefs
You
dry your eyes
and
hide your grief
You
realize the tables turned
Your
heart's been stolen
and
he’s the thief
Heart
wrenching pain
is
now your companion,
your
refrain
Your
rock of Gibraltar,
your
new ball and chain
Feel
like a jilted bride
left
all alone in the rain
As
all your ideals
you’ve
just flushed
down
the drain
When
what you found
at
the altar was just
a
crutch and a cane
CAN'T
HAVE THAT by Tom Jensen
The
latest polls show
That
when the people say "yes"
Our
leaders say "no"
I
was taught that it was us versus them
Now
I’ve learned that them is us
But
I’m not talking about your Average Joe
Just
of those who try to buy our trust
Here’s
a list of things the peasants want
Well
surely they can’t have all that!
Just
give them these stale loaves of bread
And
then we’ll raise the tax!!!!
Society
at large...Oh, we're not too pleased
Politics
to the core...has become diseased
All
I need is one believer
To
inspire me to dig just a little bit deeper
Society
at large...Oh, we're not too pleased
Politics
to the core... has become diseased
All
they need is one good reason
To
get me off of this charge of treason
Society
at large... Oh, we're not too pleased
Politics
to the core... has become diseased
When
I hear the word lobbyist 
My
right hand reaches for my gun
When
it comes time for talking politics
People
get paid to keep us dumb
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